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For the paragraphs in Dream of Red Mansions where the characters have a lot of dialogue, it is best to be all dialogue and have more sentences. Thank you.

——Don't worry

......

Lin Daiyu said: "You are not worth anything if you die, you just left behind some gold and some unicorn, but What's going on?" Baoyu became anxious again and quickly came up and asked: "Are you cursing me or making me angry when you say this again?"

When Lin Daiyu asked, she remembered what happened the day before, and regretted that she had made a mistake again. She hurriedly smiled and said:

"Don't worry, I said it wrong. What's the matter? My muscles were all twitching, and I was so anxious that my face was sweating." As he spoke, he couldn't help but reach out and touch the sweat on his face.

Baoyu looked at it for a long time, and then said: "Don't worry."

Lin Daiyu was stunned for a long time, and then said:

"I have What are you worried about? I don’t understand. Why are you worried?”

“You know your heart, but you don’t know my heart?”

...

Unexpectedly, before she opened her mouth, Daiyu said first: "What are you doing here again? Anyway, there is someone playing with you now, who is better at reading, writing, and speaking than me. I write, I know how to joke, and I am afraid that you will get angry and drag you away, so what are you going to do? It’s up to me whether you live or die!”

Baoyu came up and said quietly: “You are such a sensible person, how can you even do it? Don't you know, "If we are not distant, we should not arrogantly"? Although I am confused, I understand these two sentences. The first thing is that we are uncles and sisters. When it comes to relatives, he is more distant than you. The two of them eat at the same table and sleep on the same bed. He has grown so big. How can anyone alienate you because of him? "

Lin Daiyu spat: "Did I ask you to alienate him? What kind of person have I become!"

Baoyu said: "I also do it for my heart. Is it possible that I only know your heart but not mine? ?”

——“It turned out to be a stupid goose”

......

When Baochai saw him startled, he felt embarrassed and dropped the string. , turned around and was about to leave, only to see Lin Daiyu stepping on the threshold, biting her handkerchief and smiling.

Baochai said: "You can't stand the wind, why are you standing in the wind?"

Lin Daiyu: "How could you not be in the house, just because you heard a cry from the sky? , came out and took a look, it turned out to be a stupid goose."

Xue Baochai said: "Where is the stupid goose?"

Lin Daiyu said: "I just came out. , he flew away with a cry of 'ter'."

As he said this, he swung the veil and threw it towards Baoyu's face. Baoyu might as well hit him in the eye, and he said "Oh".

While Baoyu was stunned, Daiyu threw the veil over and hit her eyes. She was startled and asked who it was.

Daiyu shook her head and said with a smile, "I dare not lose my hand. Because Sister Bao wanted to see Daiyan, so I showed it to him, and I didn't want to lose my hand."

Baoyu rubbed his eyes, but it was hard to say what he wanted to say.

——"...You must first commit suicide at home before you are completely defeated!"

...

Sister Feng said with a smile: "I'm just a I'm here on my wife's orders, sister, don't blame me."

I ordered the maids to close the door quickly. Ping'er and Feng'er were busy waiting for the books to be collected and collected.

Tan Chun said: "I allow you to search my things, but if you want to search my girl, you can't. I am more vicious than others. I know all the girl's things and they are all mine." There is nothing left here, so they only search me. If you don't comply, just go back to the wife. I just said that I violated the wife. I will take care of it myself. Of course, you didn't even talk about the Zhen family when you got up early this morning. Sure enough, we were raided today. You know, if someone from such a wealthy family comes from outside, they will be killed. Immortal, this is what the ancients once said, 'a centipede is dead but not stiff'. You must first commit suicide at home before you can be completely defeated!" As he said this, he shed tears.

——"Since you have eaten our tea, why don't you become our wife?"

......

Lin Daiyu strolled to Yi Coming from the Red Courtyard, it turned out that Li Gongcai, Sister Feng, and Baochai were all here. When they saw him coming in, they all laughed and said, "Here comes another one."

Lin Daiyu smiled and said, "Today "You are all here, who invited me here?"

Sister Feng said: "I sent the girl to give you two bottles of tea. Where did you go?"

Lin Daiyu? She smiled and said: "Oh, but I forgot about it, thank you very much."

Sister Feng said again: "Are you okay after trying it?"

......

Lin Daiyu said: "I eat well, I wonder what your spleen and stomach are like?"

Sister Feng smiled and said: "If you like to eat, I still have some."

Lin Daiyu said: "Sure enough, I sent the girl to take it."

Sister Feng said: "No need to take it, I just sent someone to deliver it. I have one more thing to ask you tomorrow. Send them together."

Lin Daiyu smiled and said, "Listen, I just ate some of their tea and came here to send someone."

Sister Feng. He smiled and said: "I beg you, you are just talking about these gossips, you are a tea drinker. Since you have eaten our tea, why don't you become our wife?"

Everyone listened and listened. Laugh. Lin Daiyu blushed, said nothing, and turned back. Li Gongcai smiled at Baochai and said, "It's true that our second aunt's humor is good."

Lin Daiyu said, "What kind of humor is that? It's just a mean talk that is annoying." spat.

Sister Feng said with a smile: "Don't dream! You have become a wife for our family, what is missing?" Pointing to Baoyu, she said: "Look, the character and family status are not worthy, and the foundation is not worthy. "The furniture is not worthy of it?"

——"...But just seeing the 'sister', I forgot about the 'sister'."

...

When Baoyu heard him mention the word "gold and jade", he felt suspicious and said: "In addition to what others say about gold and jade, if I have this thought in my heart, I will be punished by heaven and earth." , I will never be born again!"

When Lin Daiyu heard what he said, she knew that he was suspicious, and she hurriedly smiled and said: "It's so boring, what kind of oath do you have in vain? !”

Baoyu said: “It’s hard to tell you what’s on my mind. I’ll understand it later. Apart from the three people, the old lady, the master, and the madam, the fourth one is my sister. , I will also make an oath."

Lin Daiyu said: "You don't have to say an oath. I know that you have a 'sister' in your heart, but you just forget about the 'sister' when you meet the 'sister'. ."

Baoyu said: "That's because you are careless."