New version of joke sketch

There is a small village in a small town. There is a hill in the small village. There is a top of the hill. There is a cave on the top of the hill. There are three small trees in the cave.

Xiao Shujia: Hello, everyone. I am Xiao Shujia, the oldest of the three brothers! Ah, ha ha ha. . . I am the protagonist! ~~~~

Xiao Shuyi: My name is Xiao Shuyi. But they always said I was a walk-on. I'll show them. Whose brother ~ ~

Xiaoshu C: Mm-hmm. . I am Xiao Shubing, but those two goods call me Xiao Shubing. . I am a tree, too. Pit!

A: I don't want to be born on the same day in the same year, but I want to be born on the same day in the same year.

B: So we are brothers?

C: I said, why should I ask you to go on? You just have an IQ problem. . . Ask such a retarded question

Let me ask you a question.

B: Go ahead. comrade

C: A, what would you say if a beautiful girl came up to you and asked if you were handsome?

That depends on who she is.

C: I didn't ask you. Fuck off!

B: they are all of the same kind, so why be so heartless ~

A: That depends on whether he is beautiful or not. Your taste seems unique. . . .

C: Think of B as a beautiful girl!

It's none of my business. I was shot lying down!

A: I'm not handsome ~

You are dishonest. I will give you five peppers.

C: Are you handsome?

B: of course I am handsome!

C: That's it. I'll give you ten peppers.

A and B: Are you handsome?

C ready to run.

I'll give you fifty peppers.

C: I'm finished. I quit.

I heard that you two can write poems. How about a few words?

C: I spilled a bowl of soup on the bright line at the foot of my bed, raised my head to take a towel and bowed my head to wipe my crotch.

What is this? Look at me!

How much sadness can you have?

B: It's like a pot of Erguotou.

C: A, say it again, in a more elegant way.

A: I came gently, walked gently, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

B: That doesn't sound good. Let's change it to ancient poetry!

A: When I left home at a young age, Ann could tell whether I was a man or a woman. She claimed to know, know, know the prefect and hung up with the Southeast Branch.

I don't understand. Explain.

A: I started my hometown when I was young, and I will come back when I am old. Then how do you know if I'm a man or a woman? If you want to ask Xuan Taishou if he knows, let him hang himself!

This is Mulan, isn't it? I said that as soon as my parents heard that my daughter was coming, they pulled themselves together and went to Qingchi. As soon as my sister heard that my sister was coming, she hung up the Southeast Branch. Hearing my sister coming, playing the piano is better than heaven!

All right, you win. Next, I will award you the DeObert Prize. Please tell me your acceptance speech!

C: Thanks to TV, thanks to my mother, thanks to the old man, thanks to the cricket raised by the grandmother of the son of the owner's dog downstairs. ...

A: All right, all right!

B: Then what reward will I get?

A: Best dead walk-on award ~ ~ ~

B: Dead again!

C: What else can I get?

B: Isn't it enough for you to win an award? I am not satisfied!

C: I'll give you five peppers. Who is my brother? Is one Deobert enough?

Jean, do you want it?

C: Yes!

A: No, only to heaven.

I want to go to Shu Lang!

Let Xiao Shu be Shang's wife!

C: Fuck.

A: It's ridiculous to play the script. All right, I'm leaving.

C: Wait, I haven't finished cursing!

B: Haha, I'm the only protagonist left. . . (leave)