Funny copywriting suitable for sending friends!

Funny copywriting suitable for sending friends!

Time is a butcher knife, knowledge is a razor.

I came quietly, walked quietly, waving a dagger, leaving no one alive.

As long as I try to eat myself round, no one can look down on me.

When the wind blows, I'm afraid you'll all be blown away, and I'm still here.

Although everyone says I'm ugly, I can't take it too seriously.

What is the loneliest thing you have ever heard? Classmate, you are the only one left in the homework.

Who can tell me how many packets of spicy strips I have to eat to become a hot girl?

Do you know how much it hurts your eyes to stay up late? I can't see the change in VX's wallet now.

"Why is your head like a machine gun?" "Bald, bald, bald."

It's good of you to leave, otherwise I was worried that you would stay for dinner.

If you don't work hard, you will be eliminated by society, but if you work hard, you will be eliminated by society in a few years.

On an island recently, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am down and out.

Do you think I can watch you die? I close my eyes.

I played two games in a bad mood and suddenly found that I was in a good mood just now.

Nobody should tell me to grow old together. I want to have black hair forever.