Funny comment on other people's circle of friends

Funny comments from other people's circle of friends (selected 44 sentences) 1. The biggest failure in life is Tang Priest, and people around him, whether friends or enemies, always want to send him to the West. 2. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their last life; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives. 3. Four tragedies in life: a long drought meets a rainy day, only one drop; Meet an old friend in another country and touch the creditor; Wedding night, next door; I was dreaming when I wanted to be the first. Scientific research has proved that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of developing Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher. My ex-girlfriend broke up with me for two reasons. One was that I had no money at that time, and the other was that she guessed that I would have no money in the future. 6. Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror that if I grow up like this, I must study hard, otherwise others will say that that person has nothing but beauty. 7. Early risers are trapped by money; People who sleep late are trapped by love! You have both! 8. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother. When I grew up, I was called a rabbit by my mother and single dog by others. You will be the history of animals all your life. 9. You never know how bad your luck is if you don't buy lottery tickets, how bad your popularity is if you don't borrow money, and how ugly you are if you don't confess. 10. All good things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you. 1 1. What if I don't want to wash my clothes? Just marry a daughter-in-law If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, I will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes. 12. Girls can perceive more colors than boys 150, so most girls are afraid to walk at night. Therefore, the reason why boys dare to walk at night is not because they are brave, but because they are blind. 13. In my twenties, some people took off their bills, others took off their poverty, but I took off the reins and ran on the road of second-rate goods like huskies. 14. Please recommend a sports car with a price of over 4 million yuan, which is fast, comfortable and beautiful. The more expensive, the better. I want to change the wallpaper of my mobile phone. 15. I may not be able to lift 100 Jin of stone, but if it is 100 Jin of RMB, I promise to pick it up and run. 16. I just made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can make hundreds of millions at once. If I fail, I will beat Shui Piao with these two dollars. 17. I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone and computer screen. 18. Looking back on my life, I am the biggest official, that is, the QQ group administrator. 19. Some people are well-informed on the surface, but they have never even seen Peggy the pig behind them. 20. There are thousands of wardrobe clothes in Qian Qian, and only the new ones are the best! 2 1. All good things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you. 22. The face is a thing apart from the body, but is it necessary? Money is a must, and you must take it. 23. I was really scared when I heard that you were trafficked. I'm worried about that man. It's strange to sell it to you. 24. People say that companionship is the longest confession. In fact, being good-looking is companionship, and being ugly is tangled. 25. You will wait for someone and fall in love with your small eyes, imperfect figure, weight that won't lose, short legs and shameless personality. 26. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was too hot to make me unconscious. 27. What kind of phobia do you have? All because of poverty! 28. Without the enrichment of the wallet, how can there be inner peace? Many people put the cart before the horse. 29. It's time to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society. In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into mature rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run. 3 1. It's only been 20 days in a winter vacation! These days, it takes 33 days to be lovelorn. 32. In a person's life, three points are doomed, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining 90 points depend on parents. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young. You can't hide what you like to eat. Even if you cover your mouth, saliva will still overflow from your fingers. 35. No one is always smooth sailing. Actually, you're not alone. Look at the friends around you. They were confused by failure. 36. In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, and confession will be particularly black. 37. You worked so hard and endured so much loneliness and pain, but you didn't see how good you were. 38. I don't know how people who talk every six months do it. I feel that if I don't talk about it every day, my talent will have nowhere to display! 39. When my wife was pregnant, I called my father to report the good news and said excitedly, Dad, you are going to be a grandson! 40. Three apples changed the world: one seduced Eve, one awakened Newton, and one was bitten by Jobs. 4 1. When we are young, we all make mistakes. We always call girls in their twenties aunts and boys uncles, so now we get what we deserve. We have to pay them back sooner or later! 42. I have been single for a long time, let alone unscrewing the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant. 43. The teacher pointed to the students playing mobile phones in class: Look, everyone, why is he staring at his crotch and laughing? 44. People used to say that my eyes were small, but I still don't believe it. Finally, one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV, and suddenly my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then quietly covered me with a quilt.