Hot humorous jokes make people laugh.

It is said that when two people get along for a long time, they will reach an inexplicable tacit understanding. For example, if you ignore me, I will ignore you. . .

Funny jokes (1) 1. When a man really falls in love with you, you will find that, alas, when a man falls in love with you falsely, you will find that he is still a stepmother with an extra son!

2. When a woman asks. Do you love me? There are only two possibilities: 1. You are in trouble; You're in big trouble.

3. How do beautiful girls take selfies? How do they look good? How do girls take selfies? They don't feel as good as themselves.

4. Sometimes a woman just needs a simple comfort and can be calm in an instant. As a result, you have to tell her that she already knows the truth even better than you, so you quarreled for three days and nights.

When you meet the attractive opposite sex, but don't strike up a conversation because of lack of courage, this feeling is worse than that of a dog.

The best humorous jokes make people happy (2) 1? Are you keen to try new things?

? No?

? Then you can eat this box of expired biscuits. ?

? Yes! ?

? You must not have eaten expired cookies. Try it. ?

2. Readers complain:? Parents say that reading extracurricular books affects their grades and resolutely confiscate them. How can I protect my legitimate rights and interests?

Author:? You have to prove to them that even if you read extracurricular books, you can still do well in the exam! ?

Reader:? This is too difficult. . . ?

Author:? Then prove to them that even if you don't read extracurricular books, you will still fail in the exam! ?

Reader:? I can do it! Thank you?

3. A cold and a high fever were sent by a group of buddies after they knew it? Didn't you say that fools won't catch a cold?

? Drink some ice water to calm your nerves.

? Wear less and don't wear yourself out. ?

? Exercise more in winter and go swimming more! ?

? Streaking cures all diseases! ? Waiting for care and sympathy.

I cried with joy at the thought of my popularity. . .

4. Master told me that different perspectives will naturally lead to different results. ? Seeing me puzzled, Master explained: For example, some people regard you as a blue face, but her husband regards you as a small white face. ?

The hilarious humorous jokes make people happy (3) 1. The Tang Priest and his disciples were trapped in the Flame Mountain. Wukong said, Master, when I become a flying bug, I will get into Princess Iron Fan's stomach while she is drinking tea, so I won't worry that she won't borrow the banana fan! ?

Wukong went there and was never heard from again.

The crowd was so hot that they came to meet Princess Tiefan. The maid said that her wife was sick and vomited recently, so it was not convenient to see guests. When the Tang Priest asked, the maid said, My wife had tea the other day, and Chata burned herself.

The Tang Priest said:? Madam, it's not heatstroke, is it?

The maid said, No, madam found a dead fly in the tea. ?

2. After learning the scriptures, Wukong was tired of the rough days of fighting and killing. Watching Bajie spend all day in Gaolaozhuang, I am envious.

So ask the Tathagata to give him a life where he can indulge in flowers all day long. Tathagata can do it, but you have to become a hard stone and endure thousands of years of wind and rain to do it.

Wukong immediately agreed. A thousand years later, Jia Baoyu was born.

3. Princess Iron Fan:? I'm on the first line, Mengniu! ?

Honghaier Express:? Pit dad! ?

Niu Wangmo is angry:? Fuck you! ?

Hong Haier a ash:? Is this a horizontal batch?

Princess Iron Fan glared at Niu Wangmo: Say, which fox did you hook up with again

Niu Wangmo suddenly turned around and smiled. Madam, don't be jealous. Hon Hai 'er and Guanyin dedicated themselves to the Buddha, and his sister is naturally Guanyin's sister. ?

Princess Tiefan was shocked: Recently, you changed from drinking Mengniu to drinking Tieguanyin for breakfast. Have you made up with Guanyin?

4. When the master and apprentice returned from studying the scriptures, the king of Tang was overjoyed and ordered to set up a Dojo in Huokeji, so that the master and apprentice could try the scriptures. The cassock, Pilu, mord and Yunxie, all newly decorated, sat on the stage in awe. Hearing the sound of musical instruments, they heard four people shouting in unison: the first day came, the ghost died, and the ghost died.

King Tang was angry:? Did you go to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, or did you go to Tianqiao music to listen to cross talk?

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