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Why do students in the south like to say the word "engage"?

Due to differences in climate and geographical conditions in the north, differences in culture and diet have existed since ancient times. Although everyone in China today speaks Mandarin, there are also differences in word usage habits. There are differences. Typical Mandarin spoken in the coastal areas of Jiangsu and Zhejiang is soft-spoken and as soft as water. However, no matter how you listen to the Mandarin spoken in the Northeast, you will hear the smell of Northeastern Mandarin. The typical difference is undoubtedly the word "go" in the south and the word "zheng" in the north.

When I first graduated and came to work in the north, I made a lot of jokes because of the word "get". For southerners, terms such as "How to do this?" and "Is it done well?" are basically language habits that have been deeply ingrained in their minds. In the eyes of northerners, when you say "do it", you don't say "the whole thing". ”, then you can basically think that you are telling a dirty joke. Once, I went to the local police station to apply for household registration. When I entered the door and went to the window, I asked the young female police officer who handled the household registration, "Excuse me, how do I do this?" As soon as I finished speaking, I heard the girl look at me with a confused face and surprise. , and then the male policeman who was working next to me looked at me with a wicked smile and said, "Young man, you must be from the south." I realized it as soon as I said this, because my colleagues had laughed at me before and kept saying "engage". I knew the habit of mouthing, so I said that I had a bald mouth again, and then I immediately corrected myself with a red face and said, "How can I fix this?" so that the police girl would think that I was not teasing her. There are countless jokes like this about the word "Go". After being laughed at by others more and more, the word "Go" will be automatically changed to the word "Zheng" by default when saying "Go". However, if you insist on saying " "It's funny" has to be changed to "It's funny." Then I won't help anyone, I will help you. Therefore, friends from the south, when you come to the north, just do as the locals do. Don't keep saying "fixing" things, and fix things as much as possible.

The dispute between the North and the South about whether tofu is sweet or salty has never stopped. If you have never heard that tofu can be eaten sweet (salty), then you are An authentic northern (southern) person. Also, because of the cold weather in the north, there are single shoes and cotton shoes, and single shoes are generally called "A shoes", while in the south, single shoes are used, or the distinction is not so strict. Therefore, friends from the north, if you go to the south Yes, if you see others wearing thinner shoes, don't say that others are wearing "A shoes", as this can easily cause trouble.

So, are you a southerner or a northerner? Do you prefer to say "make" or "rectify"?