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I have my own understanding of the mystery: meditation and Sanskrit.
This book is about a mysterious and ancient industry? Imitation story. Pro-imitation is the forgery of ancient paintings, which can be said to be unique in novels, let alone the height of writing. The author Adu herself said that one of her original intentions in writing this novel was? Write a history of the growth of a genius close to imitation? This peerless genius is the protagonist Dan Qing.
two
Marquez's words can give readers rich scenes and imagination, which reminds people of all kinds of mysterious flavors and strong colors. Reading the book One Hundred Years of Solitude in summer is completely different from reading it in winter. Reading this book in midsummer seems to smell dry soil, and even imagine a moist and generous dark green, cooling yourself for no reason. It's hot in summer outside the book, but it's raining in Macondo. It's always Monday.
three
Obsessed with snake bracelets. . Like a small snake on your wrist, a dark black or dark green snake hovers around your white wrist. . . Very good.
I fell in love with all kinds of ornaments about snakes along the way? There is a mysterious temperament, deep and rich.
I won't say I like a hospital just because of it.
four
Happy birthday and good health.
Another topic about birthdays comes from a mysterious organization that does nothing.
five
? At first, there was a road, and this road became a flesh? . For many people, the story of Jesus is like science fiction. Jesus, the son of God, the incarnation of God, came to earth and died on the cross for the original sin of mankind (humanity). That's right. This is a science fiction story, but it really happened 2000 years ago. In the process of constantly understanding and searching for alien knowledge about the universe, I finally understand that theology is the end of science, which is not mysterious.
six
Recently, many people have been discussing whether what I have done is correct, and some people have asked me some private questions. In fact, all this stems from the fact that I have completely mastered the mystery? The theory of heaven? Through this theory, I also deeply felt this era. Despite the rapid development, we humans are increasingly unable to understand ourselves, especially women, and more and more close ourselves, which eventually leads to the collapse of the whole spiritual world and physiology. Therefore, I only hope that more people with destiny can finally understand themselves and succeed with this theory.
seven
Regarding the mysterious photo frame of 19 in June, I summarized the current information and made an irresponsible guess:
1。 In the video of figure 1, it means that Lao Wang said that the stone is? Brother yuan? What's more, he told some stories nonsense, which made the lion laugh, and secretly sent a new ig to introduce new friends? Brother yuan? Actually, I'm showing love.
2。 I found that sk, og and Dainiu are all in gmm building today. Dad and Daiwan have dance practice videos?
3。 The styling sister made sk styling and took a group photo respectively?
4。 Both the director and Yuhui say that lions are busy, do they? Often? See sk fit, okay? Longer? Together?
To sum up, I made an irresponsible prediction:
Next, about 8. In September, a large-scale concert of YIloveYou rot drama cp will be held again, and it is hereby announced that sk has a new cooperative drama or cooperative variety show!
eight
Sometimes I really don't like the way you are used to, but I hate deleting memories without feelings. I regret deleting all kinds of comments about X I wrote before, no matter what it is, it has brought me happiness. It will take some time to be mysterious and cautious, but now I only feel sincere regret and sadness.
nine
Designed by the daughter of the former president of Vietnam.
How crazy, talented and imaginative it is to design such a lovely and romantic castle as a fairy tale and as mysterious and dark as a witch?
Here, all your concepts about the house will be subverted, and the strange designs and psychedelic scenes are filled with the flavor of forest fairy tales.
ten
When to take a selfie is really important! We Xiao Yuan are really a mysterious person.
eleven
When a ray of sunshine shines on the face,
When the wedding bell rings,
Walk slowly across the bridge,
The bright lights are warm and dim,
Charming flowers are swaying,
Walking into this mysterious garden,
Walking into the corner scene in oil painting,
Whispering under the flower wall,
About you and me,
About the wedding,
Exclusive memories about each other
twelve
Frankly speaking, you are too difficult for me. I listen to the wind like you listen to the rain like you look at the mountains like you look at the sea like you. Is it a galaxy set, a cosmic projector, a star prism or a moonlight searchlight? You, you are out of all the mysterious fantasies about nature and unnatural. I have different thoughts, using different images. What about me? Me? Countless times intertwined day and night, I lurked in the long border and finally got on your subway to and from spring. I stole 1,001 sparkling sweet moments from you. The seeds in your heart took root and sprouted and piled up into forests. Wildfire never completely devoured them, but they grew taller in the love of spring breeze. I can't do anything except that the top of this big tree is clean. I think it's very kind of you to let you stay here without permission, and I forgot to ask if you could.
thirteen
I hope you will shoot more videos like this in the future. You are too mysterious to us. After watching a video about beauty, I found that fairies also need skin care.
fourteen
You must have seen it, but this story about living in TARDIS has too many details, XD! From time to time, the ghost of the past doctor will haunt the TARDIS, there will be a gallery with portraits of all the predecessors, and then the doctor will accidentally delete the bedrooms of other girls, which will have super scary side effects and rooms.
fifteen
Put on headphones, but don't listen to anything outside the window. I only listen to Joker Xue with Vae in the middle. I don't want to listen to the World Cup. I don't want to know you. Are you a clear spring on earth, or a mysterious peacock by the spring? . .
sixteen
These "pictures" of the universe make it unnecessary for people to spend too much time and energy thinking about our existence and its significance. Even the Bible only describes the mysterious content of creation in a few short chapters, and it soon entered a level that people can understand. It suddenly occurred to me that the machine language and assembly language at the bottom of the computer are closer to the combination of software and hardware, but they are really not easy to use. Therefore, some fixed instructions are encapsulated, so that most programmers can develop high-level language software based on them, and more users can operate directly without knowing the working principle of computers. Similarly, people often feel the wonder of nature. In fact, the laws of nature are like the principle of bottom operation. Whether you know it or not, it has little impact on your life! But the underlying principle really needs a developer! People can use laws in full swing at the level similar to "advanced" language, but the so-called advanced language is only close to human cognition. Therefore, when some people laugh at religion with science, they don't fully realize what problems the science they believe in is aimed at. The knowledge of the size of the earth is not enough to draw the conclusion of the size of the universe. Comparatively speaking, agnostics are more rational!
seventeen
Christianity is engraved with the cross of Emanuel, the roar of metal music, the sense of abstinence, the mysterious color of halfsoul, the thinking about color, the whispering words, the world view, astronomy and education, the messenger of human beings, and the color style that I want to connect all these.
eighteen
Heavyweights are protected by mysterious forces, and the 3000-point policy of the Shanghai Composite Index does not lose money! Because after falling below 3000, the negative public opinion about unicorns will be overwhelming, which the management does not want to see. But this psychological sensitive point is an important signal of off-exchange funds bargain-hunting; And simply raising the weight will make the small ticket more bloody, and the tide of down limit will intensify?
nineteen
As the night gets deeper and deeper, the wind will still slip away from you inadvertently. The fleeting time of this brilliant instrument has witnessed too much about the beauty of your love. The mystery of the night can never hide my feelings of missing you. In one minute, I pulled you closer to the nearest centrifugal mouth and hugged you tightly.
twenty
We crossed the Nile in a carriage and passed the Luxor Temple. All the mysteries about Egypt are slowly being solved. Xiao Kun and Max are dancing on the Nile with local children. Although his English needs to be improved, I believe that with the help of his little friend Max, one day, Xiao Kun can communicate with children all over the world in English at will!
twenty-one
After watching the Indian film Rebirth from the Bath, it is of great concern and urgent need for Indian society to liberate women and achieve gender equality. The recent wrestling, dad, and mysterious superstars are all about this theme, and India's progress is too difficult.
Twenty Two
Although I haven't read the full version, I want to say that my brother is really excellent and I don't know how to praise him. Seventeen years old, about the future, it sounds mysterious and unknown, which seems to be more in line with your free and easy unique temperament. Millennium? All the surprises and expectations, I hope that time will accompany us and witness slowly. Only eight words? Fame is in sight, and the future is expected.
twenty-three
The legend of sudden laughter
Because the whole plant is highly toxic, the flower language and legend about it are mysterious. It is said that a sudden smile is the gentleness of the devil. It was a flower that was voluntarily thrown into hell in heaven, but it was sent back by demons, but it still lingered on the road of death because it could not return to heaven. Because the demons couldn't bear it, they agreed to let a sudden smile bloom on this ordinary road, giving guidance and comfort to the dead who left the human world. So its flower language is: dead love, love is very painful.
twenty-four
Hill has been laughing, which makes Wu Xie always feel the urge to beat him up.
He put his arm around Wuwei's shoulder armor and said mysteriously, I have news of your hometown here. do you want to hear it ? ?
Wuwei Gherardini, noncommittally. Hill's words gave him the illusion of being investigated for three generations. If it weren't for normal relations, he would turn against each other.
Since he became an interstellar mercenary, he has forgotten where he came from and didn't want to know about it in the past.
Sure enough, what Hill said was not good news.
? Where are you? Hou Qing? I heard I was beaten. Many people died, so miserable, so miserable, just like my hometown. ?
? Shut up, you! ? Wei Wu has no time to talk to him. He patted Hill's hand and asked to be seated.
? Hey, Lao Wu, are you from Hou Qing? ? Asked the thin man sitting on the other side of the table.
? There are no relatives there, are there? It is said that the whole galaxy is rioting, with serious civilian casualties. ?
twenty-five
The fireworks in the small town are immature, it is mysterious and romantic, and its Zhong Ling is graceful. In the master's works, the picture of the border town is like a picture of tenderness for a hundred years, which is peaceful and quiet.
twenty-six
Will it be a big deal?
What exactly does this mysterious string of numbers mean?
About the future
Related to black technology?
Is it related to just visiting?
Something to do with cosmic black holes?
Don't ask me, I'm thinking, too?
twenty-seven
Want to know about psychology?
Want to open the mysterious door of psychology together?
Want to decompress through psychological counseling?
Don't be afraid, our professional psychology students are trying to discuss the scheme.
He is a senior three student in Junlian Middle School, Junlian County, Yibin City, Sichuan Province.
Psychological decompression, group counseling, case counseling.
Come on, kid.
28
What mysterious force prompted me to sit in the library and write a lesson plan about teaching Haiku in Japanese?
Twenty-nine
I have read a lot of relevant materials, and I believe in mysticism. I have my own understanding of meditation and Sanskrit. Forgive my shallowness, but I have nothing to say and can't understand it in words.
thirty
Grow up and become less melodramatic. Slowly, many feelings and thoughts will stay in my heart, and the good and bad will be digested by myself. I often hear friends tell me that you are mysterious. Actually, I'm not mysterious at all. I just feel that many things about myself are not worth saying. Some friends say you like crying. In fact, the number of times you cry from childhood can be counted. I don't like crying at all unless I touch a sensitive point. Maybe my inner world is too complicated, and sometimes I don't know which is the real self, which is the self you play and which is the self you pretend to be. Some friends say that you are very inspirational and excellent.
Thirty-one
Don't like burning. The high affirmation of technical details can't hide the psychological rejection of the whole work. I hate all mysterious metaphors and shattered glass's blank space. Europeans can't wait for a collective climax at the sight of class change, but here, class is just a real life that is staged every day. As for the mystery and nothingness of life, it is better to read a Faulkner and look at Haruki Murakami's original work.
Thirty two
Maybe the expectations are too high, and the cooking is ok. The atmosphere is very Haruki Murakami, especially the scenes of music, photography, lines and sunset dance, but the so-called metaphor is too straightforward. The suspense element in the second half is too routine. The description of class is too superficial. What is the mysterious atmosphere? Obviously it is very vernacular. The highest score of war magazine is too easy to get, but at least it is better than Tony Odeman, the highest score of war magazine. What the hell is slow hunger?
thirty-three
Recently, I prefer to watch Indian movies in my spare time. I feel that their films, whether they are themes, plots or techniques, have won my heart. I watched two movies this week, the mysterious superstar and the little girl's uncle monkey, both about love, love for children, and willingness to pay for children, even if it is life.
Thirty four
When they first met, Karina took the ring off her finger and threw it into the river. ? Happy moment? She said to Petcu Tan? You have to add some bitterness to it to remember it better. Because people remember unpleasant moments longer than happy event.
Serbian Pavik tells this story in his book about the mysterious Hazare tribe.
Like karina's point of view, I tend to think that the person we love most is the one who gives us the most pain. This is a rare natural talent, a high-skilled ability to relax, because too much sweetness makes people tired and too much pain makes people boring. We will love the person who can keep us going in this unstoppable pain point.
Thirty-five
Just like a person's life, the years of a country and a city are also composed of many fragments. In our archives, there are more fragments about cities and villages. They are a little mysterious and a little far away. They drop by drop and merge into a vast galaxy.
Thirty-six years old
People don't think about anything when they are full. The only pleasure may be pulling weeds and eating all kinds of food. This week, I went to Rosen to buy breakfast almost every morning? I think I can write a strategy about what Rosen eats. Recently, in addition to conquering English, I am still doing a mysterious job, mainly accumulating experience. This is really a job that I never dreamed I would do. It seems that my plasticity is still very strong, but I don't know how much time I wasted before and missed tens of billions.
Thirty seven
A groggy nap.
Vaguely remember
I had a mysterious and wonderful dream about you.
Thirty eight
Suddenly found that this song has been translated.
First of all, thank you for your translation.
I think this song is really suitable for grapefruit.
? The spider webs of words are intertwined in the whole sky?
Indeed, there are many scandals about grapefruit.
Like before? Mystery high school female classmate? Now it's anonymous flower skaters and all kinds of other people.
But what about them? How much real news has been conveyed? ?
How convincing can only one mouth be?
It's just a bunch of pickled fish who force gossip, keyboard man
Therefore, I think these remarks must be? Can't beat you completely?
Remember to have a good mood anyway.
39 years old
In fact, many of us have been to Tibet and seen the famous snow-capped mountains, but many of us have been there several times and have never seen the noble appearance of the Three Gods Mountain in Aden.
The Sanshen Mountain in Aden is not famous for its majestic blue sky, steep mountains and unpredictable climate, but for its rare mysterious faces and magical legends about it, which are shrouded in clouds all year round.
Come on, let's go to Daocheng Aden!
forty
"No one can pretend that he has never seen his expression on an ape's face. With their vigorous posture and agile movements, they can easily go to deep mountains and forests and deep valleys. Perhaps after mastering human life, they will never get a mysterious experience. "
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