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To express brotherhood, the so-called brotherhood is to be willing to pull out one tendon and stab everything for you.

1, I have a group of brothers. No matter how long I don't contact, I won't be strangers when I get together. I'd love to.

I hope that one day you will say in front of your brother: I will marry this woman beside me in the future. If it weren't for her, you wouldn't have come to my wedding.

My brother who sleeps in my upper bunk sleeps in my lonely memories. The question you once asked me is not mentioned now.

4. If you are not crazy, you will get old, do what you want and be crazy with your brothers.

I think we are a group of people this summer. Wearing a brother costume. Go shopping.

6. A true good friend is not having endless words together, but not talking together and not feeling embarrassed.

7. The two brothers stumbled together. Whoever betrays is a dog.

9,-Two days of small noise, three days of big noise, four days ... Ha, brother, I'll take you to see Jesus!

10, I have a brother all my life. It's not that I am your weapon, but that I will always be each other's backing.

1 1,-Do not forget your initiative mind, don't forget the roots, don't forget the brothers #-don't forget the treasures, don't forget the sisters #

12, I saw my little father crying, not because father and son are brotherly love.

13, men should support their brothers @ women should support their girlfriends @

14, brothers don't want to be awesome or rich, just give me an arm when I need you.

15, I have a group of brothers. I haven't been in touch for a long time. It's my pleasure to get together.

16, the so-called brother, is willing to pull out a tendon as a sword and stab all your old enemies to death for you.

Write a birthday for your brother.

Today is your birthday. Your friend ordered a motorcycle song for you. Please take your mobile phone and knock hard on the floor ... OK, that's all.

I collected all the beauty of nature for you and put it on your birthday candlestick. Hide everything you can say in the bud and make it a secret that can be released. Happy birthday!

3. A lover is a flower, and you don't want to scatter it in your hand; Friends are chopped green onion, wherever you need to catch it; Love is a twist, you will think of it when you are hungry. Happy birthday to chopped green onion!

4. Poor you. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work. But it doesn't matter, because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today! ?

Today is a special day. Cake will accompany you through every sweet day. Candles light the way for you. I will always bless your birthday. Happy birthday!

6. On the occasion of your birthday, I wish you a healthy career, strong body, countless money, no need to work hard, carefree as a mouse, romantic as music, and happiness!

7. Hello! Congratulations on getting a birthday medal, two wrinkles, three white hairs, a waist of four inches, a hip of five feet, weighing six pounds, and finally a cake with a fragrance of seven miles.

8. There are four sentences that I will tell you once a year, but yesterday morning and tomorrow night. Today is punctuality day, because today is your birthday: Happy birthday!

9. You and I have known each other for a long time! Unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! My favorite red rose is your birthday present.

10. You are the happiest woman in the world! Have a husband who loves you and keeps his promise to you all his life. Walk with you every year today! Happy birthday, dear!

1 1. Think you are happy, see you are happy, say you are praise, see you are brilliant, raise you is value-added, pig! Happy birthday!

12. According to the report of the CIA, today is your birthday. President Obama of the United States of America asked me to tell you that I wish you a happy birthday and welcome you to visit the White House at your convenience.

Today 13. N years ago, you came into this world crying like a hooligan. Today, n years later, I hope you can still have the courage to be a hooligan, haha. Congratulations, you are one year older!

14. wine: just like water in a cup. Drinking it is haunted. Stumbling in walking, quarreling at home, climbing into bed and impotence. You will regret it the next day. Did you drink it at night? Happy birthday!

15. I heard that Wukong was particularly anxious some time ago. Why? It is said that his second brother lost it and can't find it anywhere. Later, I learned that today is Bajie's birthday, and now he is reading short messages.

Write a birthday for my brother and talk about the classic article 1. I heard that today is your birthday, so you should keep a low profile. Don't move now, put your hands up and make a wish with your hands folded. Happy birthday.

2. Give you a birthday present with the heaviest amount of shit since there was shit. You will eat one kilogram, please include it. If you feel that there is not enough feces, please help yourself.

3. (Birthday) The cake is really sweet, and (Birthday) Zimei is intoxicated. Hold this moment (quickly) and enjoy a better life (happily). Wish you all the best!

4. Long-distance love, long-term, long-term thinking. Distant space, long time, blocked the distant thoughts! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

5. Special love, dedicated to special you. May my blessing surround you like sunshine. I sincerely wish health and happiness will always be with you. Happy birthday!

6. To the most important pig in my life: May you be happy, lucky, fat in vain, love cocoa and be healthy all your life. -People who love you

7. In a quiet night, under the dim candlelight, listening to soft voices and drinking strong wine, let me spend an unforgettable birthday with you.

On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: First, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best. ?

9. You are honey and I am melon. You are not an idiot on your birthday. You are a cantaloupe after reading the text message! I wish you: smile after reading the message, happy birthday!

10. (Wish) Blessing should be early, (You) I am a little demon, (Life) is more troublesome, (Day) every time the moon sets, (Fast) is the meaning of heaven, (Happy) paper feeding harrier.

1 1. Xu Jing: I heard that today is your birthday. You should keep a low profile. Don't move now. Put your hands up and make a wish with your hands folded. Happy birthday.

12. On lonely days, I will see you at the Moon Palace. I'm so excited! I called your name, "You are a pig. Why did you come to the Moon Palace again?

13. The sun is shining in the sky and the birds are singing in unison. Send your best wishes, your birthday is coming. Happiness is so sweet that I have no worries since then. Healthy and happy, happy every day.

14. There are no sweet cakes, bright red wine, rich gifts and melodious birthday songs. Do not regret that you have the most sincere wishes in the world. Happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday, new year's "Sina" tide, treat each other sincerely by SMS and MMS-I wish you a happy "Xin" year, with "money" as rich as the East China Sea and "thinness" as Nanshan!

Write a birthday for my brother and talk about the popular article 1. Happy birthday! I wish you: I am as lucky as an old turtle in the East China Sea. I live longer than a big stone in Nanshan, and I always smile.

2. Today is your birthday, piggy. Happy birthday. If you don't accept it, I will say you are happy!

I wish you look up at Cupid today, meet a beautiful woman when you go out, lower your head to pick up a bundle of hundred-dollar bills, and go home and step on smelly shit!

How are you in another country? I'm not well here. Happy birthday to you even if you are 100 meters apart!

Knowing that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want, say, say it quickly ... after reading the text message, the time limit has passed.

I don't want to give you a birthday present now. I will write you a blessing. If you think the gifts are not enough, please gather me together again. Happy birthday!

7.20 years ago today, because of your appearance, the world became warm, beautiful and lovely! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

8. (Life) An outstanding person is a hero when he dies. When he is a sword, when he is a kite at night. (Quick) I hate Jianghu, (Happy) I want to live happily.

9. Animal star: Pig, your birthday is very happy. Congratulations on another year of wrinkles ~ ~ One step closer to wrinkles ~

10. Today is your birthday. In order to wish you a happy birthday, all male and female toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

1 1. I pile 1 paper crane every day to save 1000. I make a wish that I wish you a happy birthday every year!

12. Today is your birthday. I never forget to wish you a happy birthday on this special day. You will stay young and become more and more beautiful!

13. I'm glad today is your birthday. The teacher said I was a gift from God. I hope this gift is not too bad. I wish you happiness!

14. Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and since then the world has added a touch of attractive color. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

15. If I have10 million, I will send you 99999. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send you a message of 10 cents, wishing you a happy birthday.

16. Shandong's short message is my beating heart, and the beating words are my warm love! Cheerful news sounds? Of course it's my compliment!

17. Please give your mobile phone to the person you love: May the sun and the moon add to your maturity and charm, and may our blessings become the source of your happiness.

18. Happy birthday. I hope you look up and see Cupid today. When you go out and meet a beautiful woman, you bow your head and pick up a bundle of hundred-dollar bills. Go home and step on the shit! Ha ha!

19. Today is your biggest birthday. Make a wish and it will sprout. A friend wants to water it. Good luck and fertilization dreams come true. I wish you a happy birthday and all your wishes come true.

20. I lost a pet pig. Today is its birthday. I hope caring people can help me find it. Here to remind you, this pig can read short messages!

Say something to express brotherhood!

1, I hate exams, because it, my former brother, has been scattered and washed away like tea. ......

2, although there is no money, but a pack of cigarettes. A bottle of beer and a bag of peanuts. But it embodies our brotherhood! ! ! !

Brothers, have a good trip. There is no disaster or pain. If there is an afterlife, we are still brothers.

4, hitting people does not advocate self-esteem, we are brothers, as long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.

I will only tell you once, don't touch my brother, don't touch my woman.

6. Only in trouble can you see clearly what a dog is and what a brother is.

7. The brothers are doing well in the army, and they are waiting for you to come back.

8. A true brother won't ignore your feelings bit by bit.

If someone touches my brother, I will kill you with my life.

10, women are clothes, brothers are brothers. I want to have outdated clothes and go with some brothers!

1 1, once, I asked them stupidly, what is a brother? They always solemnly say that brothers are for sale.

12, the difference between brothers and girlfriends, something happened, brotherhood said, not dead; The best friend will say, baby, are you okay?

13, brother, I know your pain, but you don't know mine. . .

14, brother, remember to live well when you are alone in heaven.

15, the east wind blows and the drums beat. Who is my brother afraid of?

Tell me about brother. Do whatever it takes for a brother, and do whatever it takes for a woman.

No matter how many years have passed and how far I have traveled, I deeply miss that road, the one that once let me meet you.

Second, brotherhood was like a bright lamp in my previous life, shining on my soul and making my existence a little glorious.

Third, a seat means a circle. Teachers never know that the change of seats means the demise of friends.

I know I'm not gay, but I really care about you.

Everything that once fell into the clouds disappeared on the horizon. That happiness is that brothers accompany men in tears, and a glass of wine does not easily appear to confuse themselves to the horizon. Who says life is boring and lonely? Who says wine is only drunk when you are lonely and miserable?

6. Brothers work for you, not for you.

Seven, don't believe others speak ill of your friend, if you believe, what kind of friend are you!

Eight, insert a knife for a brother, insert a knife for a woman.

9. A brother is the kind of person who swears at you when he sees you, claiming that he won't disturb others, but when you are upset, he can accompany you to drink beer until dawn.

Ten, when the years passed, the past behind suddenly became clear. It's hard to string together my memories by repeating your eyes. Brotherhood will never change.

A brother is someone who sends 1000 messages to comfort you when you are lovelorn, and then laughs at your lovelorn appearance.

Those memories of me and you have been lingering in my mind, and I can't forget them.

It is not easy to find a good friend in this world, and it is even harder to find a brother. Some people say that it took 500 times to look back at the past in this life. How can such brotherhood not care?

Fourteen, brother, you have been gone for so long, do you know that everyone misses you @

15. A brother will never leave you easily. Even after eight or ninety years apart, he will still miss you.

Sixteen, brothers are like pieces of puzzles, combined into beautiful pictures. If one piece is missing, it will never be complete. You are an important part I don't want to lose.

Seventeen, ipartment envy not to friendship.

Our friendship is like an altar of wine. Time flies, the more you brew, the purer you become.

Nineteen, the world, the world of mortals, in the vast sea of people, brothers can meet, can come together, know each other, know each other, close, it is really fate. It can be said that it is a kind of luck to meet, get together and meet in the life journey of people coming and going, gathering and parting, on their different life trajectories and in the hearts of different experiences. Fate is not always there, so we should cherish the hard-won brotherhood.

Twenty, those years, those who used to talk nonsense, but now few people still keep in touch ~ _ ~

2 1. A friend in need is a friend indeed. Share weal and woe, you don't accompany me, you have money, who are you.

Twenty-two, you have experienced so many people, and there will be more after the reunion, but you must remember that I will always be the last one left.

23. Friendship is consolidated by truth and loyalty.

Twenty-four, brothers are the enrichment around them; It's a number I can't help but want to dial; It's the cup of green tea that I sat for a long time at night. . .

I have three lovers, all different.

Twenty-six, many years later, how many real brothers can there be?

Twenty-seven, we just want to get together and giggle, and we want to get together and tell some jokes, but we are afraid of forgetting them in an instant.

We used to ask each other questions, but now we are embarrassed to meet.

Twenty-nine, brother, if one day my brother dies, I must remember to burn a beautiful woman for my brother.

True friends will not alienate even if they don't chat every day.

Brothers are like cotton-padded clothes in winter, which give you warmth when you need it most and always stay with you when you need help.

No matter how good the relationship is, you can't get too close. Sometimes teeth can bite the tongue, don't you think!

33. Do you have a friend who is not with you or in the same school, but you firmly believe that your friendship is like a thousand dollars!