Emperor Chongzhen jokes

Dayu: Tired TM is dead, and the Yellow River is finally calm!

Such as Yao, Shun, Qi and Zhuan Xu.

Rev: I established the first dynasty! This is a photo of the Xia Dynasty. Ask Du Niang for it. Don't look at the Yuan Dynasty! )

Such as: Yu, Taikang, Bokang, Yuankang, Wuguan.

Comments: Yu: My son is the best!

Zhou Youwang: Finally, I saw the beauty's smile! God, how can such an important thing not be sent to a circle of friends!

Comment: Dog Rong: Hehe, don't be too proud! We have rushed into the city! You will see me soon! Arrange the funeral quickly!

Zhou Wang: Quack! The state of Jin finally perished!

Like: Wei, Han Kang.

Qin Shihuang: Uh-huh ~ The six countries annexed and established the first feudal dynasty. Everything was unified, and it was not praised by the emperors of past dynasties.

Like: Meng Tian, Fu Su, Zhao Gao, Li Si, Hu Hai.

Comments: Reese: The first emperor was mighty!

Hu Hai: Long live my emperor!

Bobby Chen: The prince would rather have seeds!

For example: Guangwu.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: People who make me strong will be punished, though far away!

Like: Wei Zifu, Wei Qing, Huo Qubing, Zhang Qian, Dong Zhongshu, Wei princess royal, Liu Qi, Wang Zhaojun.

Comments: Liu Qi: Father is domineering! I will always support you!

Morton: What a wool!

Zhang Qian: The desert is lonely and straight, and the long river sets the yen _

Like: Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, King Shanshan, Wei Qing, Huo Qubing and Wei Zifu.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: Where is the long river? Is it because I am blind? ...

Zhang Qian replied to Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty: Your Majesty, if you are serious, you will lose!

Cao Cao: Guandu returned home in triumph! Yuan Shao's rabbit was beaten out of the water and fled in panic, scared out of her wits!

For example: Liu Xie, Yu Xun, Guo Jia, Cao Pi, Cao Zhi.

Yang Guang: Look! I built this river! Give me a compliment!

Like: Sui Wendi, Zhang Lihua.

Li Bai: Flying down to thousands of feet, it is suspected that the Milky Way has set for nine days!

Like: Du Fu, Wang Changling, Tang Xuanzong, Zhang Jiuling.

Zhou Dunyi: Love lotus alone, never touch mud, clear but not demon!

Like: Fan Zhongyan, Su Shi, Wang Anshi, Ouyang Xiu

Comment: Fan Zhongyan: Fall in love with Jun!

Lu Xiufu: Dasong, I'm sorry. You go, I will go!

For example: Wen Tianxiang, Zhang Shijie, Zhou Mi.

Genghis Khan: The largest country in the world, who dares to compete with me?

Zan: Zhi Yuan Di, Meng Ge, Dad, etc. There are too many names to remember! )

Supreme Yuan Di: Ha ha ha! Brother Ali is too young to fight with me! The northern economy is too slag, what should I do if it is swollen? Why not build two canals! Yes! Do it! And the Japanese, I will beat you up sooner or later!

Zheng He: In the vast sea, the wind gathers dark clouds. ...

Zan: Judy, the king of some countries he passed (I don't know his name)

Comments:

Judy: Haiyan! You can grow snacks!

Chongzhen: Don't be afraid of Daming! I'm here to accompany you!