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Stunning sentences in Bright Starry Sky

1. "My third aunt used to laugh at my naivety and didn't know what power was. I saw it with my own eyes tonight. Sister Shu, sister Yue, and those sisters who are willing to help me, we tried our best to argue and resist suffering. It's not easy for grandma to get behind the scenes. Then, you came and sent the things away in a few words. You don't have to talk for a while. As far as your eyes are concerned, everyone will do what you mean. "

Ling whispered, "Don't you like power?" How can anyone in this world not like power? "You can't see that you are a disciple of Johnson. She will go to court the day after tomorrow. There, she will see many women who are good at prying into people's hearts. She will know how many women are looking forward to becoming rich and powerful with gentleness and charm. She will know more about how many people are willing to twist their backs into strange postures to satisfy the joy of the superior in the face of power.

In the end, she will know how ridiculous her thoughts are now.

4. Instead of shirking in the name of modesty. "

5. Shaoshang nodded blankly, stood up beside him and said, "OK ... but does your majesty really like me? What do you like about me? "

This time, Luo Jitong stopped laughing and looked up and down at Shaoshang. Zheng Se said, "I think you are smart and naive.

6. It is precisely because all the good people the Queen meets seem to have been soaked in a soft sponge for decades that she has never had a chance to develop a sharp and mean temperament, and she doesn't know whether it is lucky or unlucky.

7. You treat me like a national, and I treat you like a national.

8. It is easy to take the lead, but it is difficult for a good minister to choose the master.

9. What is a good marriage? Being able to get what you want is a good marriage. "Young businessmen lower their voices and teach junior high school students a lesson." When you grow up, you will know when you get married. "

10. "Everyone has his strengths and weaknesses. If parents want to use power for personal gain and judge people by appearances, why should they respect their children? "

1 1. I'd like to marry someone who loves me like his uncle, instead of hating him like his parents. "

13. Aunt, I don't have much experience, but I know that the hardest thing to guess in this world is people's hearts. The human heart is separated by the stomach. How do you know what people are thinking? Since you can't guess his heart, let's watch his actions. Lou Gongzi is not as outstanding as Shen Yuan, but he really holds a heart in front of me, but you dare not mention his name. Because, as you know, for a person with such a high position, one more thought is romance. I'm afraid it will lead to my paranoia, so I won't mention it. "

14. When raising children, people are always worried that their children can't see clearly and think too highly of themselves, but they are worried that their nieces can see too clearly and think too clearly, which makes people feel inexplicably distressed.

15. Auntie, you look best as your own child, and you always feel that I am good here and good there. But I'm not that good. I'm just an ordinary little girl. If we are different, it is probably that our mouths are meaner, our tempers are worse and our minds are heavier. It's my great fortune to win Lou's favor now, and it will be a joke if I have greed again. "

16. Sang said nothing, watching her niece speak feebly and trying to smile the most beautiful way, which made Xiao Fan's emotional state surge-this is the most natural law between heaven and earth, and my daughter finally grew up and learned how to use her beautiful fur to achieve her desired goals.

17. Those who stayed in the cold kiln throughout the ages have no good end. After waiting for decades, the one on the other side of the strait is married and has children, and his children and grandchildren are full. Otherwise, I will be a royal wife for a day and give you a young, noble and beautiful' good sister' to sleep with your husband and beat your baby. Scholar-bureaucrats in Jianggang will also spread your unlucky story through the ages, and women after' encouragement' will continue to follow suit-although in the eyes of few businessmen, this story is more like a warning.

18. According to the ethical logic of Shaoshang, people can't fight with heaven. God wants you to be apart, so you can be obedient, find your own family and get married. There are many happy people in Reorganizing the Family, such as Yu Fu and Yuzu. Don't they all live well after remarriage? Even people have become peaceful and optimistic. If everyone is so open-minded, now that I think about it, his fault is not that he missed Sang Taigong's birthday party, but that he has been proud and self-sustaining since he was a child and never returned Sang's affection. After that, every year, a little bit, years like sand, youth wasted, and finally polished all the enthusiasm of Sang. Finally, the wine cooled down and the song was over.

19. Fantasy

20. Master Huang is also true. It's nice to be an official, but I'm confused about this kind of thing. It's all because they are too conceited, otherwise how can anyone in this world not know who they like in their hearts? "

2 1. "It's not age, it's mutual affection, and there are grudges." Shao Shang shook his head. This woman certainly doesn't know the universal philosophy that childhood friends can never beat the sky.