Where is a good joke?

One day, an outgoing and lively young girl in a mini skirt was riding a motorcycle.

Drive to the gas station to refuel.

Because the air inlet of her motorcycle is next to the keyhole on the middle ridge of the motorcycle.

Side, so she just sat on the motorcycle and didn't get off to let the oiler refuel.

When the work-study students want to refuel, they find the girl sitting on a motorcycle. Where is she?

Only the beautiful thigh with red inside blocked the gas filler, so he couldn't add it, so he

Said:

"Miss, please spread your legs a little, I can't get in."

A man from Taiwan Province Province went abroad. The customs asked him to open his luggage and found seven pairs of underwear. He asked curiously why.

People in Taiwan Province Province replied, "Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, ... Saturday."

Officials understand that this is once a day.

Then a Frenchman came. Officials asked to open the luggage and found five pairs of underwear. He asked him why.

The French said, "Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday."

"How about Saturday and Sunday?"

"Don't wear"

Officials understand that the French are romantic and don't wear them on Saturday and Sunday.

Then an Indian came. The official asked to open the luggage and found twelve pairs of underwear. He asked him why.

The Indian replied slowly: "January, February, March, April ..." (January, February, March, April)