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Why is the French president late?

I once met a Frenchman at work, and I will never forget it. Be sure to be late for the meeting, turn a blind eye to the schedule set by * * *, and the level is limited. As a result, things screwed up, and then rightfully put the blame on us.

I have always believed that it was only my personal unfortunate experience, and not all French people were so bad. It was not until Jonathan Oort, a senior editor of Newsweek, published a book that I realized that even the French president and his wife like to be late. It is understandable if you are occasionally late because of sudden government affairs, but French President Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife are late to meet the Queen because of sex. He was also late for the World War I memorial ceremony, which kept Prince Charles waiting for a long time. How did Jonathan Oort know about this boudoir? Bruni, the president's wife, screwed up herself. During her visit to the United States, she told the first lady of the United States that she and her husband sometimes have sex and delay official activities. She also asked the President's wife whether you and Obama would have sex, whether there would be guests, and so on. You are not dazzled. According to the book, it was really a dialogue between the wives of the two heads of state, not a low-level salty joke circulating on the Internet. You are free to do it where you like, with whom and when. Even the head of state, parents or school may not teach him punctuality is the basic courtesy of being a man, but mating instinct does not need to be taught.