Happy event, positive energy joke dialogue

1: When a manager showed a PPT to a customer, a yellow picture suddenly popped up, and everyone was shocked! There was a silence, and then the manager said quietly, are you still sleepy? -No, let's go on!

2: A beautiful customer came just now. After washing her hair, I asked her what hairstyle she needed. The beauty said, "Who is the star in the stereo in your shop ... just her hairstyle?" Lady gaga's song is playing in the shop. I thought about it for a moment and found it too difficult, so I changed the song to Li's. ...

3: Daughter: Mom!

Mom: Am I that old?

Daughter: Sister!

Mom: Go ahead, what's the matter?

Daughter: I have no money. ...

Mom: I'm going to find your mother!

4: A brother went to the toilet and accidentally entered the ladies' room. When I went in, I found that there was no urinal, and it felt wrong. Fortunately, there is no one in the toilet. He walked out casually. When I opened the door, I met a mm who came in. Face to face with him, blushed, lowered his head and turned to drill in the men's room. ...

A woman was walking at night when she suddenly saw a man coming towards her with open arms and gave her a hug. He walked on one foot. The man fell to the ground and cried, "it's the third piece." Who did I piss off? Is it so difficult to take a piece of glass home? "

6. A novice went to collect usury. He took out the IOU and smiled and said, "It's written clearly in black and white. You owe me 1 10,000! Do you want to default? " People really don't have that much money, and he threatened: "Hum! Don't blame me for not reminding you! If you can't pay back the money tomorrow, your house will become like this. " He took out his lighter and burned the loan. ...

7: An old farmer was hoeing in the field when a crow flew over and took a shit and landed on the old farmer's face. The old farmer looked up and cursed: "* * * * Mom! I don't know how to wear shorts when I go out! " The crow said, "* * * shit and wear underpants!" " "