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What's the next sentence when a toad pretends to be a frog?
A toad pretended to be a frog, but the frog didn't recognize it, but actually thought it was a frog.
Proverbs about toads:
Toad wants to eat swan meat-more than one can chew.
Toads eat bright bugs-they know it from their hearts.
Toad yawns-what a big breath.
Toads decide to eat and weigh themselves.
Toads eat red beans-hanging.
Toad somersaults-showing white ass
Toad stood at attention-stretched out his little hand.
Toad crossing the street-staring blankly at the green jeep
Toads on feet-don't bite.
About proverbs:
Proverbs, an important part of Chinese, refer to concise phrases that are widely circulated among the people. Most proverbs reflect the practical experience of working people, and they are generally handed down orally. Most of them are easy-to-understand spoken short sentences or rhymes.
Ready-made words commonly used in people's lives. Proverbs are similar to idioms, but they are colloquial and easy to understand. Generally speaking, they express a complete meaning and are almost one or two short sentences in form.
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