Do you have any jokes to tell [humorous jokes]

One day, Hattori Heiji came to a wishing pool, bent down and made a wish, and threw a one-dollar coin into the well. Kudou Shinichi also wanted to make a wish, but he bent down and accidentally fell into the well. Hattori Heiji was stunned and muttered, How clever.

Calm nature is cool.

Police officer Mu Mu asked, "Why does the body get cold after death?" No one answered. Mu Mu asked again, and Kudou Shinichi replied lazily: "Because the mind is calm and naturally cool."

He won

Xiaolan asked, "Dad, how did he get hurt?"

Conan replied, "We made a bet to see who could lean out of the window further, and he won." .

Hard to eat

Yuan Tai is so fat that people often make fun of him. One day, the teacher asked them to write down what they helped their parents do every day. I couldn't think of anything, so I finally wrote "Help my family eat" in this book. The teacher's comment is "I can see that you are working hard."