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A new edition of the fable of monkey fishing for the moon
in the middle of the night, the long-tailed monkey compound is brightly lit and the monkeys are surging.
after a big look, the monkey frowned and looked solemn. "At this time, it is important to convene everyone here."
"what's the matter? Hurry up, I have to sleep in the middle of the night. " Monkey 2 squinted and yawned.
"Look at your cowardice, what's the hurry! Listen to me carefully! Since the last fishing for the moon at the mouth of the village was discovered by paparazzi, the whole group of monkeys suddenly exploded, and other monkeys always pointed their fingers behind their backs, which had a serious negative impact on our long-tailed monkeys. In order to actively restore the reputation, I called a few brothers today to discuss how to catch the moon. "
As soon as the voice fell, Monkey Three couldn't sit still. "Brother Monkey, in my opinion, the last fishing for the moon failed because everyone was not United enough."
"joke! Last time we were desperately fishing, we should blame God for not opening our eyes and the moon was covered by clouds. " Monkey four retorted.
At this moment, Monkey Five opened his mouth. "You are all wrong. According to the weather forecast, there was a northwest wind when fishing for the moon that day, and it was difficult for monkeys to keep their balance in the wind. In other words, if there is wind, it is no use fishing whatever you want. "
"It's sheer nonsense. You need to be hard while you're hot. If you can't do it yourself, you will endure the weather. " Monkey 2 pouted and looked disdainful.
I saw the monkey get up in a rage, looked out of the window and roared, "Don't make any noise! What a talkative monkey! I knew you were unreliable. Fortunately, I have already made a detailed plan for fishing for the moon, including applying for funds, technical training, logistics support and so on. Everyone should unify their thinking, improve their understanding and attach great importance to fishing for the moon. It is said that the next time we catch the moon, the heads of the monkey groups will come. If you fail again, get out of here! Ok, the meeting is over! "
after that, the monkey roared off. At this time, the bright moon couldn't help laughing: "What you catch is a shadow. What happened to these monkeys? "
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