English joke handwritten newspaper?

The new curriculum standards advocate open and independent learning methods. English handwritten newspapers provide us with a new approach. Its creation can improve students' comprehensive language application ability and inspire students to learn English. interest. Below is what I brought to you, I hope you like it.

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1. English jokes

A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about.

"How old are these bones?" the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as a guide.

"Exactly one hundred million and three years old.

"How can you be so sure? " inquired the tourist.

"Well," replied the guide, " a geologist came by here and told me these bones were one hundred million years old, and that was exactly three years ago.

A tourist tours New Mexico. He was amazed by the dinosaur fossils that could be seen everywhere.

"How old are these fossils?" the tourist asked an elderly local American. He is a guide.

"A whole billion and three years." "How can you be so sure?" the tourist asked. "Well," the guide replied, "a geologist was here and he told me these fossils are a billion years old, plus that was a full three years ago."

2. Learn English by reading stories

burn the boat

burn the boat

In the late years of the Qin Dynasty Qin Dynasty, 221 - 206BC, Xiang Yu launched a rebellion.

At the end of the Qin Dynasty, Xiang Yu launched a rebellion.

After crossing the Zhang River, Xiang Yu ordered his soldiers to sink all the boats and break their cooking pots.

After crossing the Zhang River, Xiang Yu ordered his soldiers to sink all the boats and break their cooking pots. All the boats were broken and sunk to the bottom of the river, and the cooking pots were completely broken.

He distributed each soldier three days' rations and warned them that there was no way return; the only thing they could do to survive was to fight against the enemy.

Xiang Yu gave each soldier Individuals were only given food for three days before going to the battlefield. This was done to show everyone their determination to "rather die than retreat."

After nine furious war, the Qin army was finally defeated.

Sure enough, after nine furious wars, Xiang Yu's army finally defeated the Qin army.

This idiom is used to reveal one's strong determination to achieve one's goal at any cost.

Later, we used the metaphor of "burning the boat": making up one's mind and never giving up until the goal is achieved. Spirit.

3. English Proverbs

1. All things in their being are good for something.

I am born to be useful.

2. Difficult circumstances serve as a textbook of life for people.

Difficult circumstances serve as a textbook of life for people.

3. Failure is the mother of success.——Thomas Paine

Failure is the mother of success.

4. For man is man and master of his fate.

For man is man and master of his fate.

For man is man and master of his fate.

5. The unexamined life is not worth living.——Socrates

The unexamined life is not worth living. ——Socrates

6. None is of freedom or of life deserving unless he daily conquers it anew.——Era *** us

Only if he daily conquers it anew. Only free people deserve to enjoy the freedom of life.

7. Our destiny offers not the cup of despair, but the chalice of opportunity. So let us seize it, not in fear, but in gladness.——R.M. Nixon

Destiny What is given to us is not the wine of disappointment, but the cup of opportunity. So let us seize our destiny without fear and with joy. ——Nixon

8. Living without an aim is like sailing without a pass.——John Ruskin

Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass. -- Ruskin

9. What makes life dreary is the want of motive. ——George Eliot

Without purpose, life will be dull and dull. ——George Eliot

10. Towering genius disdains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored.——Lincoln

Excellent genius disdains a beaten path. He sought out hitherto unexplored areas.