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Have you ever seen the poor "work" to what extent?

The male neighbors in the village are really lucky. He had to expropriate his land to build the highway. He became a millionaire overnight and the richest man in the village.

After the expropriation money arrived, he rebuilt the house at the first time and bought a Mercedes-Benz. From then on, he often drove around the village, showing off everywhere, attracting the eyes of the villagers and making people envy and hate.

As the saying goes, men become bad when they have money. Slowly, the more he looked at his wife, the more dissatisfied he became. He gave birth to Hua Huachang, and soon he hooked up with a young woman in the village. Whenever he is free, he usually goes to the young woman's house to buy food and clothes for her, and sometimes even stays at the young woman's house at night. There is no windtight wall in the world, and the ambiguous relationship between him and the young woman spread like a raging fire, and the news reached the ears of the young woman's husband.

In order to know the truth, the husband of the young woman rushed home overnight without informing his family, just blocking his neighbor in his own house. Neighbors panicked, afraid of being caught in bed, afraid of being beaten and threatened, and tried their best to escape. But the young woman's house can only climb the beam and escape from the back of the house except the gate. The neighbor thought about it and decided to take a chance. He climbed the beam carefully and moved slowly towards the back of the house. At this time, the husband of the young woman rushed in and said angrily, "Where is the adulterer? Get out, asshole, I must catch you today! " The young woman cried and acted and said, "What are you talking about? Don't listen to others gossip, there is no adulterer at home, only me! " . The young woman's husband was very angry. He searched the house and found no neighbors. But he finally wanted to try, so he deliberately shouted, "You adulterer, do you still want to run?" I have seen you, so I won't kill you! " The neighbor was startled and looked back with trepidation. At this time, karma came, the soles of my feet slipped and I fell to the ground and died.

The most painful thing in life is that people die and the money is not spent. The poor "worked" when they got rich, but they died in the end, which became a joke!

There is a cousin in my hometown who went out to work as a bricklayer all the year round when I was young. Although my sister-in-law is ugly, she received a high school education, and she was regarded as a literate person in the countryside in the early 1990s.

My cousin later found a good construction site and made some money. At home, he has a three-wheeled car, a color TV, a refrigerator and a telephone. At that time, he was a powerful man in the village. At the same time, he also worked as a small foreman. Relatives and neighbors in his hometown watched my cousin earn money and all worked with him. In this way, nearly 200 people came to the construction site, all of whom are our relatives and neighbors, which is a bit of strength in a large construction site with nearly a thousand people.

Cousin has another advantage. He learned martial arts since he was a child, but generally two or three people can't beat him.

Once the general manager of the construction site was beaten by a northeast person. My cousin attacked the northeast people and beat them up. The general manager was deeply moved and they became brothers. The manager said that I am my cousin, and my brother will repay you if he has a chance.

Half a year later, the manager found my brother and said that there was a project to be outsourced and let my cousin do it, which would definitely make money. My cousin said I had no money, and the general manager said I would try to find money. You can find 300 people. My brother is very happy to hear that! Nothing, it's just that there are many people in my hometown. With my cousin's accumulated personality and prestige over the years, 300 people got it in a month, then signed a contract and officially began to become a contractor.

Just one year, my cousin went home and drove a Mercedes. It is said that he earned more than three million that year. Since then, he has stopped working on the construction site and started a catering company.

Later, my cousin changed completely, talking with deep pockets, cocking himself, and being proud in one sentence.

It's impossible to tell him the truth. When he didn't get rich, every year our brothers had dinner around the Spring Festival, talking about everything, not getting drunk and not coming back, and speaking freely. That's called kissing. ...

But that kind of atmosphere never existed after he developed.

Later, I heard that he found a beautiful young mushroom girl hiding in the Kim family and was found by his sister-in-law. What a fuss. Since then, I have heard that the company's business is getting worse every year. ...

I didn't see him when I went home this Spring Festival. Listen to the eldest brother, my cousin owes a lot of usury and doesn't dare to come back during the Spring Festival.

Hey! It's just that my cousin suffered. She didn't share happiness with you, but she shared joys and sorrows and never left him to suffer. ...

About two close friends.

The first is growth. When I was a child, my family was in poor condition. Later, his grandfather learned the skill of cooking donkey meat from other places and came back with all his belongings to open a small restaurant.

Because it tastes great, it is slowly getting bigger and bigger, from a small restaurant of more than ten square meters to a chain store in the city. Later, all the shops around the original small restaurant were bought and renovated, becoming one of the most luxurious hotels in the city. Business is booming and money is increasing day by day.

He also suddenly became a rich second generation from a poor diaosi in the third grade. Unfortunately, the good times did not last long. When he was a senior, his grandfather and father went to Macau once.

My father and I went to Macau every once in a while, and slowly lost all our property. The restaurant is also sold. My buddy is poor again.

There is also a big brother who knows Wan Wen. He has the habit of buying lottery tickets. He won 5 million and began to splurge.

Take Wan Wen as an example. In the past, tens of dollars were used to buy walnut beads, and then tens of thousands of dollars were used to buy mahogany Jin Sinan.

What's more, I started playing with ivory and rhinoceros horn, and I got a string of beads from the skull car of rhinoceros horn to wear on my hand.

Later, I met a little celebrity on the Internet, spent one or two million dollars on him, went out to travel together, and gambled on stones in Yunnan, losing everything.

This little online celebrity, whom he regarded as true love, disappeared within an hour when he saw that he had no money.

I work in an electronics factory, and it is common to go in and out of the dormitory. One day, a fat man made a splash in my shop. He looks decent and wears sloppy clothes. Either I don't like him, or he has always been arrogant.

One day after work, he was chatting with us, saying that he had been abroad and knew what was going on outside. Ask him if he has been to Vietnam, and he will talk about something very common and high, and put aside theoretical knowledge. I tried to straighten out his knowledge and knowledge decades ago. After thinking about it, it's okay. I feel funny when I think about it myself. He is telling his family that a good job is actually an assembly line, boasting that he gets along well with the team leader's boss in one day. The point is that I don't like his behavior. From the moment I entered the dormitory, I said he was rich and had a lot of money. I further learned that his money was borrowed from the loan software, with hundreds of thousands. I have been showing off my wealth there, showing us the amount one by one, saying that I can go to work if I want to, or I can't go if I don't want to. Now I feel at ease. I eat and drink a day, earn more than 3,000 yuan, live a life of 30,000 yuan, and often invite us to sing and have barbecues. I hardly went.

After three months, the money quickly ran out, and after running out, I began to panic. The previous show-off and arrogance gradually turned into a sigh. The phone hasn't stopped all day The loan company called to urge him to pay back the money and borrowed money from relatives and friends at the same time. Basically, we have all heard the reasons why relatives and friends borrow money. The reason is wonderful. I got the money by cheating. What's the difference between buying a car and doing business with friends now? I may have been listening to his phone all morning. Few people borrowed money, and some lent me money, saying that they would pay me back next month. I know he doesn't borrow when he has no money, and many people ask him to pay back the money. Four months later, he left.

No money means no money. If you borrow some money, you say you have money. You can do whatever you want. The loan interest rate is very high, and the annual interest rate can reach 20%. I want to pay100,000 yuan a year without showing off my wealth.

I have a classmate who came back as a soldier for two years and was assigned to the county traffic police team. 65438+Married in February 2002. 65438+September 2003, just in time for land requisition and demolition of our industrial park. His father once planted more than 4 acres of peach trees on the mountain. Peach trees are all over ten years old. A peach tree lost over 500 yuan. There are other crops and houses that have lost 3 houses and more than 2 million in cash!

My friend is beginning to feel embarrassed. First of all, the traffic police team has not been formally established and resigned. After the new house was completed, he began to decorate it. He said that the decoration cost 250,000 yuan, but it was really magnificent. He changed another car, which he bought when he first got married, and his old 12. And then I'm chasing all kinds of cards every day. I've seen him, winning or losing tens of thousands in one night. I don't go to restaurants every day. The Taiwan Province woman in ktv plays better than his wife.

/kloc-In August of 0/4, another friend and I went to his house on business and found that all the furniture in the house was broken. The TV set is on the coffee table, and the wedding photos are broken and placed next to the table. I was dumbfounded at that time. He quarreled with his daughter-in-law, who led the children back to their parents' house for divorce. He also said that all the demolition funds were lost, and he still owed my comrades 65,438+10,000. I asked him what his plans were, and he said to find a place to work and pay back the money slowly. Actually, another friend and I went to ask for money, and we didn't have the nerve to say something comforting and left.

Later, the daughter-in-law and children came back, and now his father has bought a car to run all over the country.

If you have money, break up your wife and children.

I will give you an answer with my own eyes. His experience is a legend in the village! ! !

He is from our village, so I have to call him uncle according to his seniority. When he was a child, he was an unemployed young man, loitering in the village and playing cards and gambling in the village canteen all day. Others work during the day and play cards at night, but he plays from morning till night, often making his wife angry and running to her parents' house!

His younger brother is different from him. After graduating from college, the pride of our village is naturally the children of others in the mouth of our parents, which has become an example for us to learn! Seeing that he was idle, his younger brother helped him set up a colored brick factory. At that time, he could sell a dollar, and the sales volume was ok. This naturally gave him money to gamble every day. Suddenly, he listened to adults chatting and said that he won more than 20 thousand that night, which was the income of an ordinary family at that time! Many people are envious! This also makes him more obsessed with gambling!

Because the color brick factory sells well, and there are some gambling funds, in order to respond to the call for rectification of enterprises in the town, we invested 400 thousand and borrowed hundreds of thousands in the town. Together with the Hui people in the same village, we expanded the factory into a modern red brick factory to build houses. The glory of life begins here! The net profit in the village is almost 20 thousand every day, and it can earn more than 7 million a year! Let many people in the village envy! How many women in the village are proud of having an affair with him? They didn't like him before, but now they are scrambling to run to his house. He has money to buy a house in the city, and his wife is there to take the children to school. She doesn't know these things. The most exaggerated thing is that my relatives, nephews and daughters-in-law all went to his bed and were beaten, which caused quite a stir in the village!

The real problem is coming, because the gambling problem has not changed. He built a two-story building in the factory, with the first floor as the staff dormitory. He built a private casino on the second floor. I heard that many city capitals have money to drive to gamble, and they all use suitcases to pull money! These are not enough for him! On one occasion, I went to Macau with more than 5 million cash from the factory. I heard that there will be no money left if you put it down! The factory has no cash, so it can't give money to others to make materials. In the past, others were unwilling to give it to him, so the factory production was in trouble and the employees' wages could not be paid. The Hui people who partnered with him took advantage of him to go out to raise funds and directly took the factory for themselves. The house and car were in debt and finally separated!

He dodged all day to collect debts, and yesterday's scenery is gone forever! The ups and downs are fully displayed on him. He could have reached the peak of his life, but because of himself, it was too late!

There is a man named Xiaofeng in the village. His mother was killed in the earthquake. He was only eight years old at that time, and he has lived alone with his father ever since. It is also a bitter seedling. He broke his blood from childhood, married a daughter-in-law and gave birth to a son, and finally lived a normal life.

Fools sleep in a cold kang, so they can rely on firepower. He met a noble man in his life, and his great uncle was an able man, making money in business. He will come and help, and go to the big uncle's house every three days to help. My brother-in-law lent him 200,000 yuan, and he bought a big dumpling to raise shrimp. That year, shrimps were numerous and big, and they made a lot of money at once. Later, I rented a factory, built shops, residential buildings, raised Artemia for reselling and opened a refrigeration plant. After several years of hard work, it is worth hundreds of millions.

Poor Hanako's wife is August and autumn. If you want to get rich, build roads first, and if you want to lose, take drugs. I don't know who gave him drugs. First, he took drugs and his bones were ruined. Later, I went to Macau. Maybe I gambled all my money, so I was ashamed to go home and disappear into the vast sea of people. The most hateful thing is that I still owe a lot of debts to my hometown. If I can't find him, I will go to his wife and son and pay off the house.

The poor wife hung on the eaves. One night before liberation, I went around collecting junk to make a living, because I was sick and had no money for treatment. That's a tragedy!

One is my uncle's classmate. After graduating from junior high school, he went to the seaside to work for others. At first, he looked after the pond for others. Later, I gradually accumulated some experience in cultivating sea cucumbers and became a technician for others. Later, he borrowed money to contract several ginseng ponds to raise seedlings for others. Because of his good technique and high survival rate, his seedlings are very popular.

Around 2005, the sea cucumber market was particularly hot, and his ginseng seedlings sold very well. According to him, he earned about two million yuan that year. Although it seems to be the money of a suite now, the 2 million yuan more than ten years ago is still quite weighty, and it is also an absolute upstart. This person is actually very practical and usually doesn't like to talk, but after having money, it has obviously expanded. I don't trust to raise seedlings. I invite my friends to eat and drink every day. I'm doing it from noon to night. After drinking, I sing and play mahjong, and he always pays the bill. Once he invited a friend to dinner, and his wife called him during dinner. I don't know what annoyed him. He smashed his mobile phone directly on the wall of the private room. That's a new Nokia N70 mobile phone, which seems to have cost about 5000 yuan. At that time, there were few waiting cars, so he couldn't drive, so he bought a Camry and dragged it around to play mahjong every day.

He took care of a few outsiders and showed him the ginseng pool, but he didn't care much about it himself. One hot day, ginseng seedlings died in a large area, and the whole loss was terrible, and he still owed a lot of foreign debts. Until now, he is still working as a technician for others and still paying back the money. He has few friends, and he drives a broken Wuling to deliver seedlings to people every day.

When people start to have money, if they don't control it well, the money will easily disperse, so sometimes it's good to make money slowly and steadily. Getting used to getting rich slowly is more reassuring than getting rich overnight.