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Time flies. After watching it all afternoon, I forgot to go home for dinner. My mother kept urging me to go home, but I was addicted to the book, staring at it and answering my mother without looking up: "Look a little longer!" " Watch for a while! "But under the constant urging of my mother, I had to reluctantly leave Xinhua Bookstore. On the way, I looked at my mother with begging eyes, took her hand and said, "Mom, will you take me to school next Saturday?" My mother happily agreed to my request.
The story in the book is so interesting that I am tired of sitting there and reading it, so I turn on the bedside lamp and lie in bed. It's late at night, my eyelids are fighting, but I still rub my eyes and read before going to bed. The alarm clock woke me up the next morning. When I was getting dressed, I saw my schoolbag and suddenly remembered that the homework assigned by the teacher had not moved. I didn't have breakfast, so I sat down and scribbled. And the result? The teacher learned about it and severely criticized me.
He looked at the book quietly. The noise outside the window, the birds singing on the poplar trees and the laughter on the TV outside can't distract him, because everything else in his world has been abandoned and he is completely immersed in this book. His eyes are half smoke, the enemy is under the pool, and the horses and chariots are flying in his ears.
He stared at the contents of the book carefully, read it carefully, sometimes smiled happily, sometimes frowned as if he were going to cry, and sometimes sighed deeply, which made people puzzled. He seems to have merged with the world in the book. Everything in the book touched his feelings and made him addicted to it.
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Became the 1 th fan. It was a Saturday afternoon. My mother promised me to finish my homework and take me to Xinhua Bookstore to read. I jumped three feet for joy and couldn't help cheering. I finished my homework at the fastest speed and happily went to Xinhua Bookstore in Xinjiekou by bus with my mother. Go straight to the third floor-children's reading area as soon as you enter the door. I'm afraid of delaying my reading time. I quickly selected a book named "Mysterious Teacher" on the shelf and immediately read it with relish. This book mainly tells the story of a sixth-grade girl, Meng. In the last semester of the sixth grade, Meng transferred to a primary school-a boarding school. One day, a mysterious female teacher came to Gong Hong Primary School. She is a fairy. Honey took everyone to do many strange things. I read them eagerly. I am so fascinated, so interested, so devoted. Looking at them, I forgot everything around me and swam freely in the sea of books. I seem to be Meng's classmate, and I go to do those strange things with my old teacher Honey. Time flies, I watched it all afternoon. Watch for a while! "But under the constant urging of my mother, I had to reluctantly leave Xinhua Bookstore. On the way, I looked at my mother with begging eyes, took her hand and said, "Mom, will you take me to school next Saturday?" My mother happily agreed to my request. Reading is really interesting and really fascinates me!
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1, my cousin stared at the TV without blinking, like an unconscious wooden stick. Ten minutes, half an hour, an hour passed. My cousin is still absorbed in watching TV. Finally, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I arrested him one by one. Who knows, he still stared straight at the TV and looked indifferent. 2. Xiaohong just sat facing the window, and the afternoon sun shone on her round face, making her cheeks more rosy; She holds her chin with a pen, her eyes are wide open, her bright eyes are swimming slowly, and her plump chin is slightly upturned-this is the expression that the math teacher is familiar with and loves whenever she thinks of a more ingenious way to solve a math problem. I opened the book, looked at the contents of the book and stared at the book. 10 minutes passed, 20 minutes passed, and half an hour passed. My mother came in before I moved. "Come and eat!" "I didn't move, as if I were integrated with the book, and it took a long time to recover. He pulled himself together and opened the book. From the beginning, he felt that lines of words were moving on it, as if to fly; Later, I thought it was just a blur, like a nest of ants crawling around on paper. He looked at the book quietly. The noise outside the window, the birds singing on the poplar tree and the laughter from the TV outside the house can't distract him, because everything else in his world has been abandoned and he is completely immersed in this book. His eyes are half smoke, the enemy is under the pool, and the horses and chariots are flying in his ears.
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The way people are fascinated by something is 100.
Writing ideas: clear, natural, clear and not chaotic, pour out your thoughts and feelings, or discuss the true meaning of life, or talk about ideological issues and academic spirit, so that readers can be enlightened and educated. Such articles are philosophical and give readers richer feelings. Content: Watch movies every few days. If I don't look at them, I can't sleep all night. It's not enough to sneak out pocket money to go to the movies in the middle of the night. Let me see, it's 7749 days, 998 1 day. My eyes are on fire and my ears are calloused. As a result, I became an eye of fire and an ear of wind. As long as there are movies all over the world, I can see and hear them. Now everyone is afraid to show them. I was so angry that the heat reached 99.99 million degrees (oh, please forgive me for being too young to see such a large number), and all the snow on Mount Everest melted. I immediately dried up the Yangtze River and Yellow River, only the sea could barely hold on, and the earth suddenly became a sea of fire. I became the second sun. They still don't show movies, because the fire is too big and I burned down the cinema. I became indifferent, and the temperature became-9 trillion 99 million degrees. The earth became a "ice hockey" and entered the ice age again. They still don't show movies because I froze the cinema. I flew straight into the future at superluminal speed. "Stop, stop, you have violated Article 964,072 of the Time and Space Traffic Law-you are not allowed to drive faster than light in just visiting." An old man said. "Time tunnel also has rules? This rule is not difficult to remember, but this number is too difficult to remember! " I keep driving. Finally, I borrowed 500 movie projectors from the future to continue watching movies. I watched 9 trillion movies, and I don't think it's enough!
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Writing ideas and main points: the theme surrounding a situation fascinated by something. Text: 1. He looked at the book quietly. The noise outside the window, the birds singing on the poplar trees and the laughter on the TV outside the house can't distract him, because everything else in his world has been abandoned and he is completely immersed in books. His eyes are half smoke and half sand, and the enemy is under the pool, whispering in his ear. 2. My deskmate reads a book quietly, and the noise outside the window and the chirping of birds in the tree can't distract him. He seems to be completely immersed in this book. She came to the pond and watched the elegant lotus dancing in the breeze. She closed her eyes, felt the touch of the breeze and sucked the fragrance of the lotus. The constant honking of car horns on the road didn't bother her at all. My cousin stared at the TV without blinking, like an unconscious wooden stick. Ten minutes, half an hour, an hour passed. My cousin is still absorbed in watching TV. Finally, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I arrested him one by one. Who knows, he still stared straight at the TV and looked indifferent. I opened the book, looked at the contents of the book and stared at the book. 10 minutes passed, 20 minutes passed, and half an hour passed. My mother came in before I moved. "Come and eat!" "I didn't move, as if I were integrated with the book, and it took a long time to recover.
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To write a composition about someone's fascination with something, you must describe it in detail with actions and expressions.
Writing ideas: you can write about your relatives, teachers and classmates around you, or you can write about your obsession, such as writing about your obsession with reading and reading, which makes me obsessed; Reading changed me. Reading helps me broaden my horizons and change my mood. Text: I am obsessed with reading, like a buzzing bee in a flower bed, like a dancing butterfly, addicted to flowers. At school, after lunch, I went back to the dormitory and savored the books in my hand. When I was saddened by the tragic experience of the protagonist in the book, when I was amazed by the detective's keen observation and meticulous thinking, when I was ecstatic about finding beautiful favorite sentences and reading philosophy in the book, my roommates rushed into the dormitory and rolled on the bed. When they see me staring at the book without looking sideways, they will jokingly say to me, "Are you stupid to read?" Don't relax with us. "Sometimes, when they talk to me, I am addicted to books, and there is no response. They cover their heads and shake their heads again and again:" Oh, my God! I am possessed! "Once I finish reading a book, I will catch them telling the twists and turns of the novel and share beautiful sentences with them. At that time, they ran away in a panic, but they still blocked my mouth: "Stop, it's leisure time, you bookworm!" " "At home, I often forget to eat and sleep reading. Eating requires mom to call twice and three times; Rest at night, and I need my mother to urge me again and again. One day, my mother came to my room and saw me reading. She nagged again: "I know you are still reading." It's past eleven. It's time to rest, my little bookworm! Mom is going to sleep, don't look any more! " I quickly looked up and replied, "Yes, Mom! After reading this little bit, I immediately went to sleep. " After my mother left, I began to like reading in silence again. I read my favorite sentences over and over again and silently imitated them in my heart. The night is getting deeper and deeper, and I am immersed in the world of books without knowing it. "Haven't you slept? ! "My mother's exclamation brought me back to reality from the book. I looked at my watch. Wow! It's past one in the morning. Looking at my mother's angry face, I grinned shyly, spat out my tongue and got into bed to sleep. Reading fascinates me; Reading changed me. Reading helps me broaden my horizons, change my mood, provide me with smart ideas, give me confidence and courage, and enrich my emotions. Through reading, I have changed from a caterpillar who knows nothing to a beautiful butterfly whose mind is increasingly full. Shakespeare once said, "knowledge is the wing by which we fly to heaven." Why not be obsessed with reading? Come with me and start now. ...
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