Joke (short)

When the leader visited the countryside, the village head asked the farmers to shout slogans and just repeated the last two words. When the leader came, the township head shouted "Stop whoring" and the farmers responded "whoring! Hey! "

Someone thundered: Why can't I get the Lamian Noodles I want? Dude: Don't worry, the master is pulling! The cook said with noodles.

After that, he said with confidence: just pulled! It's still steaming. Please eat. Please eat.

Diner: How much is a night's sleep? (How much is a bowl of jiaozi) Attendant: Rogue! (Sixty cents) Businessmen: Six.

Mao? So cheap. I have been here for three nights.

A gentleman went to his girlfriend's house and saw that she was not in the hall, so he called. Where are you? Girlfriend: I'm washing dates. There's no one at home. Come and help me wash it! Gentleman:? ! Girlfriend: Come on! What are you doing? A gentleman: I'm taking off my clothes …

A kebab was transferred to the fire chemical industry, and was fired in a few days, because he always asked the families of the deceased:

How do you want it done?

A mother is sitting in the car with her child in her arms. She heard that her child was ugly and cried. An enthusiastic gentleman, for some unknown reason, came to comfort him with a banana: Don't cry, give this bunch of bananas to your monkey.

A newspaper published a photo of a couple with their dog. Picture title-dogs, males and females.

A gangster often throws sulfuric acid at people in the street. One day, when he wants to turn a girl around from behind, look.

When I saw the girl's face, I hesitated, and then said, "This ... was splashed?" ?

A fat girl asked the manager of the racecourse: Strange, when did a camel come to your racecourse, and it was bimodal?

Librarian: To tell the truth, this is not a camel, but the horse you rode last time.

A friend invited Guandi to go home, bought an extra plane ticket to show respect, and put the statue firmly on the seat, but the plane

But I didn't fly ... Suddenly I heard the broadcast: Mr. Guan Yunchang, Mr. Guan Yunchang, please board the plane quickly.

Son: Dad, do you have any horror books to read? Dad: Of course. There is a book that your father has read for 20 years and still feels horrible. Son: What book? Dad said seriously: marriage certificate.

The teacher asked the students to make sentences with poems. Student: My dad's nose is very poetic! Teacher: Huh? Student: My father's.

The nose is not only as straight as a mountain, but also flows with clear spring water every day!

Life in senior three is boring. For fun, I wrote a love letter, wrote "the ugliest boy in our school" and threw it in.

Mailbox. I found it in my desk the next day.

I'm too short. Oh? How short is it? A: Originally, I starred in Wu Dalang in Water Margin. B: Then.

So short? A: But the director said, "You are not tall enough."

Father tells a story to his son: Once upon a time there was a fish ... Son: Is there a science fiction story? Father: There is a fish in space ... Son: Can you talk about the restricted level? Father: All right! Don't let your mother know that there is a naked fish …

There is a couple who have been dating for a long time. The man thinks it's time to get married, but he is shy by nature. Man: I ... Xiaocui: What? Man: Would you like to be buried in my ancestral grave after your death?

The fat girl paraded through the city in a short skirt and was ridiculed that her legs were like radishes. A Dai couldn't stand it any longer, and ran to comfort her: "Radish is not shameful, but it is shameful to have radish whiskers."