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Sebastian michaelis, a deacon of Dom Hayway family, is perfect in knowledge, education, taste, cooking, martial arts and musical instruments. Serve the owner who is only 12 years old (he is over 13 years old in the cartoon, and his birthday is celebrated in the cartoon, but he didn't say 13 years old, but always regarded it as 12 years old), and the deacon cartoon suitable for the world's best black tea is dedicated to you ... I will be your deacon for the rest of my life.
Translated by TVB in sebastian michaelis: Shebashan Mijairis (also translated as Sebaschin Mikaelis, Sebas Chahn Mikaelis, Sebasa Mikaelis, Sebasa Sauce) セバスチャミカェ.
Sebastian's resume: the protagonist of Morikawa Toshiyuki/Ono Daisuke story. Deacon of the Van Dom Hayward family. Signed a contract with Charles. His real identity is not human, but devil. Weapons are knives and forks. Human attacks have no effect on him. There is a contract on the back of his left hand and a purple star sign on Charles' right eye. "Sebastian" was named by Charles. His real name is unknown. Because Sebastian's "Sebast" is homophonic 384, it is generally nicknamed 384 on the Internet. In addition, "Sebastian" and "sebastian sauce" in Japanese have the same pronunciation, so it is called "sebastian sauce" by Greer, a perverted death. A truly perfect man is perfect in character, cultivation, knowledge and appearance. Sometimes you don't swear on the surface, but you give the other person a vicious evaluation in your heart. Often help gardeners, maids and cooks clean up the mess. I like cats, I like to put meatballs on the palm of cats, and I hate dogs. I think dogs are hard-working animals to get paid. Famous saying 1. "I'm just a deacon" is the famous saying of "はぁく" in Japanese. "As a deacon of the Van Dom Hevey family, how can I do without this ability?" Famous saying 3. "Yes, my Lord." Ciel phantomhive TVB translation: Sial Fadom Kebe (also translated by Charles van Dom Hayward, Charles Fadom Hayward, Van Dom Hayward, Jill van Dom Hayward, Ciel phantomhive Charles van den Hayward) シ 875, 65438+February, 14 years (see page 42 of 27 words in the cartoon for details), and the English spelling of the name is ciel, which means "blue sky, blue sky" in French. ファントムハィヴファントムトムム /kloc-at the age of 0/2, he became the president of Fandom Company, a large company that makes candy and toys. He is a talented entrepreneur. Headstrong and arrogant, calm and lonely. Afternoon tea is essential. Under the cold appearance, I am actually very eager for family, and I will show anxiety about all pure and beautiful things. He made a contract with Sebastian on the condition that he would "give his soul to him after death", so Sebastian followed him as a deacon. This "contract" has the function of ordering Sebastian to do anything and must be absolutely obeyed, but it is also a sign used by the devil to trace the person who made the contract, which means that the person who made the contract must never escape from the devil. For the sake of the Queen, she undertook the dirty work of the Van Dom Hevey family-managing the British underworld, also known as the "evil aristocrat", "the Queen's loyal dog" and "underworld order". But in the TV version, in order to avenge her parents, she resolutely abandoned the title of the Queen's loyal dog and let Sebastian kill the Queen's deacon Angela/Yaxiu. In addition, "Charles" is homophonic with the number 32, so many netizens call it Charles 32. Famous saying 1: If you are a chess piece, you must obey the boss's orders like a chess piece, which is the secret of wisdom and success. Famous saying 2: Time can dilute the pain, but I don't expect the comfort of time. Famous saying 3: I won't stop, I won't regret every step I take. Therefore, I command that only you cannot betray me and leave me. Quote 4: I'm in charge of Van Domhain. Quote 5: I don't need company. Famous saying 6: If I abandon my resentment, I will not exist after that day. Famous saying 7: Sebastian, I order you ... Famous saying 8: This is just an order. Famous saying 9: Once you lose something, you can't get it back. Tanaka (タナカカカカ) of the Van Dom Hayward family Tanak CV: Mai Ren/the old manager of the Van Dom Hayward family in Shunji Fujimura. A grandfather who often has nothing to drink tea, but is also very powerful at critical moments. When he was young, he was the right-hand man of the former Count Van Dom Hayway. A mysterious taste is usually thought of as sugar added to drinks. In the cartoon, Sebastian drinks lemon juice prepared by Tanaka. Only three minutes to become a reality. There are many real images in comics. The finale used a real image to keep a diary. The cruel truth of Charles' parents was also learned from 24 sentences in his diary. Melin Melinkoff of メリンンンリンンンンンンンンンンンンンンンンンン125 Confused and clumsy. Have a crush on Sebastian and love to make a fool of yourself. I look beautiful after taking off my glasses. Dishes and tea sets are often broken, and the destructive power is no worse than that of Finian. Sebastien vomited that "her problem is not her eyesight at all, but her own head". Before becoming a maid, she used to be a fantastic sniper. My eyes are actually very good (extremely farsighted), but I have been reluctant to take them off because they were given by Master Charles. Finian (フィニニン) Resume: Gao Mumu/gardener in Mikimoto.
Finian often clamps bangs with clips. Young people with bright and cheerful personality but extremely confused are the most typical idiots. Have the ability to turn the whole garden into ruins in an instant. In Machamp, he often breaks trees or Charlie's crutches. Comics like The Count of Bao Fang. I used to like Angela on TV. Before he became a gardener, he was a mouse who studied Machamp. The number is S-0 12. When he escaped, he was rescued by Sebastian. Since then, he has sincerely worked for the Van Dom Hevey family. Barudo (also translated as baldness) (バルドロィィィ) Barudo CV: the chef of Vandomhaiwei's family in Koyama Rikiya/Hiroki Touchi. I often have a cigarette in my mouth.
Although Balder is a chef, he treats raw meat with flamethrowers and other weapons, thinking that this is an art and often "destroys" the kitchen; 80% of the products are coke, and the other 20% are harmful substances. He was a sergeant in the army before he became a cook. He is very good at using tactics and is also an expert in blasting. He also has a strong shooting ability and is considered to have the ability to avoid all disasters. His motherland is the United States (comic article 33). Rachel Vandomhaiwei (レィィルフビントムハィヴ) Resume: Growing bamboo and growing bamboo. Hair color is light yellow, inherited from mother. Belongs to a gentle sister who never puts on airs, which is why Angelene likes her sister. Had asthma before his death. And has been in poor health. Yu Fandomhaiwei's mansion was murdered with her husband, and then set fire to destroy the body. Francis M. Dofort (フランシスミッドフォードド) is the mother of Elizabeth, the former Earl of Van Dorme. Strict personality, respect for strong and aboveboard people. I don't like men's hairstyles with bangs. I think Sebastian's face, hairstyle and personality are obscene. Regarding bangs, I once said: Tanaka is an example for you to learn, but I think Sebastian's existence is indispensable. Sebastian regards it as an example for master Charles to learn. Mrs Gigi, who has a good appearance and figure, is said to have got married at the Queen's fencing meeting by defeating the Marquis Dofort, head of the Knights Order, with "beyond mortal power". Elizabeth Ethel cordelia Midford (also translated as ェリザベスミッドフォ?) was criticized by Sebastian as a "powerful and beautiful monster lady" (later used as a positive textbook for Charles by Sebastian) They want to protect Charles' smile. At the same time, he is Charles' childhood sweetheart, and he has quite good childhood memories with Charles. As the saying goes, "Your wife must be a noble person", she is also the daughter of the Marquis. The nickname is Lizzy. I like such lovely things as Lori very much. When I made my debut, I made the servants of Charles and Van Dom Hayway a "sweet style", and even Sebastian was not spared. Some wayward, once broke Charles' most important ring, and later found his mistake and apologized to Charles. This is a pure girl with rich feelings. She is kind and straightforward, her parents are excellent and honest, and her life is happy. She and Charles are in a world of light and darkness, as if she were a ray of sunshine in his dark world, which Charles cherishes very much. Bruto (original animation) is a legendary magic dog in Hahn Zewang village. Later, after Sebastian's "training", he bid farewell to his original owner and lived in the house of Van Dom Hayway as a watchdog. You can become human, but you can't speak human words. The identity in the animation is the watchdog of hell. But because of this collar, Angela used it to make the London fire. Later, he was killed by three servants because he lost control. It's called Bruto, a Roman name from Hades. Matches the identity of the dog of hell.
Barnett's house
Angelina Daraise (ァンジェリーナダレス) Resume: Masako Katsumi /Romi Park.
The former Baroness Barnett of Angelene was called Lady Red because she often wore red. Charles' aunt, Rachel's sister. Female physician, London Central Hospital. I used to hate the red hair I inherited from her father. I was envious and jealous when I saw my sister's flaxen hair. She fell in love with red until her favorite predecessor, Count Vandomhaiwei, said that her red hair was beautiful. The former Count Vandomhaiwei is going to marry her sister, so she is disappointed and sad, but she still wishes them well in her heart. Later, her sister gave birth to Charles. I met Baron Barnett at the ball and they got married. Unfortunately, the baron was killed by an out-of-control carriage shortly after he became pregnant, and the child in his stomach had to be forcibly taken out of the fetus and uterus because of the rupture of internal organs. Under the guidance of her sister, she recovered quickly and was invited to Charles' tenth birthday party. Just as she was going to the celebration, the Van Dom Hayway family was killed. The earl and his wife died tragically, but the child's body was not found. Later, he became a doctor A few months later, the missing Charles was found. A deacon, Mrs. Rhett, was the legendary "Jack the Ripper". When I was helping a prostitute to have an abortion, resentment arose because of what the prostitute said. She lost what she longed for, but the prostitute wanted to abandon it. So, she began to murder the prostitute who had induced abortion and dug up the uterus together. Then Greer appeared and said that they were in the same boat and helped her. Charles came to arrest "Jack the Ripper", followed by resentment, unwilling to let her sister deprive her of anything, and decided to kill Charles. In the end, Charles could not be laid hands on, which caused Greer's disappointment. Greer finally killed him.
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