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How to say funny at the beginning of beauty?

1. When Beauty opened, the difference between me and the photo was about 5w.

2. As long as I am technically awkward, people will not recognize me;

3, I often wonder if I have too many pictures, and each selfie is different. Later, I figured it out, not surprisingly, because I am an ever-changing woody cherry;

4. What will tomorrow be like today? I will think about it!

5. If you say I look good, I'll say I'm P. If you say I'm P, I'll hit you!