Who knows the jokes about the Spring Festival? A shorter one.

Fall in love, accidentally bring out the next generation,

It was late February of 12,

Before going to the hospital for surgery and entering the operating room,

The phone rang and received a message.

I'm surprised, because I'm used to just calling and not texting.

Open it,

It's from my mother: "I heard that you are pregnant."

I feel horrible. Did my mother see my recent strangeness?

To test me?

I have no choice but to admit that my mother was frightened by the French+cried+scolded+served.

Criticism of me lasted for months,

Words, education.

It's not over yet. One day, I was bored and read the short message on my mobile phone.

When I turned to my mother's article, I suddenly found a scroll bar next to it!

I looked down, the fact is:

I heard that you are pregnant.

(after n squares are empty)

B-ultrasound showed that an egg was conceived,

The doctor said the baby would be born in a week.

Wish you a happy egg laying (Christmas) in advance!

The full moon will be in a week,

I wish you a happy new year!

One day during the Chinese New Year, De miss de mode walked into a laundry in a miniskirt, and the young boss stared at her. At this time, the young lady proudly waved to the young boss and said, "Young man, do your job!" " "The young boss said solemnly," to tell you the truth, miss, I care about the reputation of our store. This skirt of yours hasn't shrunk in our shop, has it? "

The prince is enchanted and can only say one sentence a year. He didn't speak for five years, but he saved enough words and said to the princess, I love you, princess. The princess only said a word and the prince fainted at once. The princess said: What?