Humorous jokes that make people laugh.

The little boy caught a crow at home. "What are you catching it for?" Asked the mother sitting at the table. "Scientists say crows can live for 300 years. I want to check if this is true. " That's interesting. Do you want to live to be 300? "The scientist who said this lived for 300 years? "

Mahjong storm

Ah Yue wants to cook and asks her mother who is playing mahjong to wash a few meters.

Mom didn't hear Ah Yue's question, but just played the cards in her hand and said, "Nine barrels!" " "The result? ..............................................................................................................................................................................

God created man.

My son just went to elementary school and asked his father a question. ?

"Dad, why did God create men first and then women? 』

Maybe he doesn't want a woman to nag him when he makes a man! 』

niggard

Mr Koniko is a famous miser in the eyes of his neighbors. His door is broken, and he wants to repair it on Sunday.

He asked his son to borrow a saw from his neighbor's house. The son came back and said, "There is no saw in the neighbor's house."

"I don't believe it. What a miser. " Father scolded his neighbor and said angrily.

"Go to the basement and get our saw."