A series of funny jokes

Yuan Zhen's group discussion is a strategy to prevent thieves, build ships and guns, practice geography teachers and help Du Fu, which is selected from the Draft of Qing Dynasty? Biography of Ruan Yuan. Ruan Yuan solicited and collected everyone's opinions, formulated a strategy to eliminate pirates, built ships and guns, trained land troops, and stopped supporting pirates.

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Ruan Yuan was born in Yizheng, Jiangsu. When Qianlong entered the Jinshi in fifty-four years, he was called to the right place and said with joy, "I didn't expect to get another man in eighty years!" " Jiaqing four years, acting as the governor of Zhejiang, seeking truth. Haikou has disturbed Zhejiang for several years, and coastal bandits colluded. The cluster is discussed as a strategy to prevent thieves, shipbuilding and guns, practice land division and help Du. In the summer of five years, when Kou arrived, Yuan went to Taizhou to supervise the suppression, so he asked the company commander and president of Dinghai Town to be the navy division of Sanzhen Town, and transferred troops from Guangdong and Fujian to suppress it, and it gradually became clear outside Zhejiang. Ten years later, Ding Yuan's father left his job in a gloomy mood. In twelve years, he served as assistant minister of the Ministry of War and was appointed as the governor of Zhejiang. The Yuan Dynasty ruled Zhejiang, with many benefits, and used the cloud to calm the duke. When Fang was in Ningbo, he invited Liu Daiqi, an official, to invigilate, which had the disadvantage of joint examination. He dismissed the official, sent him a letter, dismissed him, edited him and walked in Wenying Pavilion. Reluctantly moved to the cabinet bachelor, moved to the Ministry of Industry Assistant Minister, and became the governor of grain transportation. Twenty-two years, Governor of Guangdong and Guangxi. In the first year, the British envoy entered Beijing and returned without ceremony, so he gradually became domineering. Yuan also added two forts, Dahuangjiao and Dahushan, to be stationed separately. Repeatedly avoiding the invasion of foreign enemies, he briefly said, "The British are strong and rebellious, and they are greedy by nature." It is advisable to use town force, not town force. His ship is strong, better than water and shorter than land. It is stipulated that foreign cargo ships are not allowed to enter the inland sea without permission, and if they violate the law, they should improvise, hell to pay. All countries know that they have violated my ban, which is not my fault. "In the end, soldiers and ships will not arrive. In the sixth year of Daoguang, the governor of Yunnan and Guizhou paid more than 100 thousand yuan for the long-term shortage of salt in Yunnan to stop the smuggling of privately mined salt wells. The unbalanced adjustment makes up for the classes that have been over one year. When sales flooded, people in Baoshan and other places called it charming and hunted for a living, so they raised 300 households to plant mountains for self-defense. Savages are afraid of power, and some gradually surrender. Twenty-nine, eighty-six, Youxinzhi T-shirt, Svenda.

Translation:

Ruan Yuan was born in Yizheng, Jiangsu. In the 54th year of the senior high school entrance examination in Qianlong, the emperor summoned Ruan Yuan to answer questions about politics, economy and justice. (After the emperor was ready to come out, he said happily, "I didn't expect another talent after the age of 80." In the fourth year of Jiaqing, Ruan Yuan acted as the agent of Zhejiang Governor, and soon officially assumed this position. Pirates have been harassing the coastal areas of Zhejiang for many years, and collusion with coastal bandits is even more harmful. Ruan Yuan solicited and collected everyone's opinions, formulated strategies to eliminate pirates, built ships and cannons, trained land troops, and put an end to support for pirates. In the summer of the fifth year of Jiaqing, Haikou launched a massive attack, and Ruan Yuan rushed to Taizhou to suppress the warlords, requesting (the imperial court) that Li Changgeng, the company commander of Dinghai Town, command the naval divisions of the three towns in a unified way, and at the same time dispatch troops from Guangdong and Fujian to jointly suppress bandits, so that the coastal waters of Zhejiang gradually calmed down. In the tenth year of Jiaqing, Ruan Yuan lost his father and left his post. In the 12th year of Jiaqing, Ruan Yuan was appointed Assistant Minister of Ministry of War and Governor of Zhejiang. Ruan Yuan managed Zhejiang twice and accumulated many virtues, among which the achievement of pacifying Haikou was particularly outstanding. When Ruan Yuan suppressed bandits in Ningbo, the court asked Liu, a Zhejiang Jinshi, to be the Zhejiang supervisor after having obtained the provincial examination (the "supervisor" was responsible for the supervision work after having obtained the provincial examination, and was generally the chief officer). A series of fraud incidents occurred (after obtaining the provincial examination). Ruan Yuan was impeached by the remonstrating officer and sent envoys to investigate and interrogate, and the case was confirmed. The emperor reprimanded Ruan Yuan for his selfishness and deprived Ruan Yuan of his post. Qianlong ordered people to compile Huang Qing Wenying and Jiaqing ordered people to compile Continued Huang Qing Wenying, hence the name) to participate in related work. He was promoted several times, served as a bachelor of cabinet, (and) transferred to the Ministry of Industry as assistant minister, and (later) transferred to Beijing as governor of grain transportation. In the twenty-second year of Jiaqing, he was transferred to the governor of Huguang. The year before last (when he was governor of Huguang), the British envoy who came to pay tribute arrived in Beijing and went back without completing the etiquette, so (the British) gradually became puffed up. Ruan Yuan (after his arrival) expanded Dahuangjiao and Dahushan Fort, and sent troops to guard them respectively. He has repeatedly said that he should guard against the disasters brought by foreigners in advance. The main content is: "English relies on its strong national strength, is unruly, and is naturally greedy for benefits." They should be bound by power, not completely appeased by kindness. Their ships are powerful and their cannons are powerful. In terms of operational skills, they are good at naval warfare rather than land warfare. According to the regulations, foreign cargo ships are not allowed to enter the inland sea without permission. If we violate the conventional prohibition, we should improvise and punish them appropriately. Countries will also know that they have violated China's ban, instead of China rashly provoking trouble. " Until the end of Ruan Yuan's term, foreign warships were afraid to come. In the sixth year of Daoguang, Ruan Yuan was transferred to the governor of Yunnan and Guizhou. Yunnan's salt policy has been declining for a long time, with a deficit of hundreds of thousands of salt taxes every year. Ruan Yuan impeached and removed corrupt officials, and made every effort to eliminate loopholes and smuggling in salt policy. The government comes forward to adjust and supplement the output of salt wells. After one year, the tax revenue will be allocated as border defense expenses as appropriate. The natives outside Tengyue border often enter the mainland to rob and plunder, while there are Lisu border people in Baoshan and other places. They make a living by reclaiming barren hills and hunting, and the government can use them. So they recruited 300 Lisu border people to concentrate on land reclamation and farming, so as to resist the harassment of foreigners, and used the extra salt tax as the fund for this work, which increased year by year. The natives abroad are afraid of this kind of power, and gradually there are people who come to surrender and join. Ruan Yuan died in the twenty-ninth year of Daoguang at the age of eighty-six. The emperor gave him high praise and generous pension, and posthumous title Wenda.