Super funny children's jokes kill you.

Super funny children's jokes kill you.

My son is six years old. Pick him up after school and talk to the teacher? Your son fights with children at school. I asked his father's telephone number. Your son said I could beat him myself, instead of calling my father. Next, CJ arranged a super funny children's joke for everyone. I hope you like it! Welcome to refer to.

1, son is six years old. Pick him up after school and talk to the teacher? Your son fights with children at school. I asked his father's telephone number. Your son said I could beat him myself, instead of calling my father.

My son is four years old. He refused to take medicine because he was ill. It was too bitter. Dad had to say to his son:? Son, this medicine is not bitter at all. It is delicious. Look at dad. ?

As he spoke, he stuffed a medicine into his mouth.

The son took the medicine in his hand, put it in his mouth, spat it out, and told his mother that dad was not good, so he took the medicine that was not bitter and gave it to me. ?

3. Teach your daughter to know the color, point to yellow and ask her: What color is this?

She said seriously, is this banana flavor?

The world of eating goods is simple?

I met an old man holding a little boy in the street after work that day. When passing a booth,

The little boy pestered his uncle to buy him food: Grandpa, give me a dollar and give it to you when I grow up and earn money. ?

Grandpa teased him: Then how much will you give me?

The little boy thought about it and said, it doesn't matter what I say, it depends on how much my wife will give me then! ?

Having dinner with my son, he saw that I always eat fish heads and asked me:? Do you particularly like eating fish heads?

I put down my chopsticks and said to him, this is an example set by your grandmother. When I was a child, our family was poor and we only ate fish during the New Year. Your grandmother only ate fish heads and gave me all the fish. Although our living conditions are good now, we can't forget our fine traditions! ?

The son thought for a moment and asked, Did you eat fish head with chopped pepper?

6, two children fight, one loses at first sight, shouting: change! !

As a result, the other one ran away, cursing while running: Mahler Gobi, don't change!

7. My brother asked my brother: How many words are there in Xinhua Dictionary? ?

8. In the kindergarten, one day a child pooped and pulled it into his pants! The teacher asked him sternly: Why didn't you tell the teacher that you had to pee? And shit it in your pants?

The child said with tears in his eyes: the fart collapsed! ! !

9. Go home on Sunday! Seeing my nephew doing his homework at home, I asked him: Why is the sun rising in the west? You don't have to do your homework in a hurry. ?

My nephew looked at me and said that the teacher said that whoever scored high in the next exam would be given Q coins. ?

10 After dinner, I said to my son, Stop playing today and do some homework. ?

He said to me:? I thought you said you couldn't do strenuous exercise after dinner. ?

1 1. My family has a five-year-old child who loves money. He collected all the fragments and eight hairs that my father and I threw away on weekdays and put them in his piggy bank.

My son can't stay in bed in the morning. I called him several times, and he sighed and turned to sleep again.

At this time, my husband suddenly made a move: bang, he threw a steel shovel to the ground.

Just watch my son sit up, rub his eyes and say, money! Seems very rich!

12, visiting a friend's house, his 5-year-old son sneaked up to me and asked me: Uncle, can a woman get pregnant when sleeping with a man?

? Yes! What happened?

? It's over! It's over! It's over! ?

? What's going on here?

? Today, the kindergarten took a nap at noon, and the teacher asked a girl to share a bed with me. ?

I continued to tease him: isn't that that you are going to have a baby soon! Aren't you happy?

? What a happy ghost! My parents work all day, so I have to go to kindergarten. Then who will get it?

Emma, I almost laughed.

13, my family has a four-year-old sister. One day, I found that the cold medicine on the cupboard was missing, so I called her over with a straight face. You took my medicine?

Sister:? I really didn't take it?

? How many boxes did you take?

Sister:? Two boxes?

? You threw it away?

Sister:? Didn't throw it?

? Where did you throw it?

Sister:? Toilet trash can! ?

14, having dinner tonight, because I like to drink two sips of white wine, I called halfway, so I took my mobile phone to the balcony to pick it up.

When I came back, I found that there was no white wine in the cup. I looked at my wife in the kitchen. At this time, the son suddenly said, I think you have problems eating wine and vegetables. I poured it for you.

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