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What stories can be written about takoyaki?
Weekends.
It’s dawn.
SpongeBob and Patrick stood downstairs and shouted: "Brother Squidward, let's go catch jellyfish!"
Brother Squidward shouted impatiently: "No! "
SpongeBob: "Brother Squid! Today is World Jellyfish Catching Day! Let's go catch jellyfish together!"
Patrick grinned: "Lulu, lulu, catch jellyfish." !"
Squidward rolled his eyes, turned around and covered himself with the pillow, ignored SpongeBob and Patrick, and went back to sleep.
SpongeBob and Patrick entered Squidward's bedroom and carried Squidward out with the bed.
SpongeBob: "Shhh...we're going to catch jellyfish! Squidward will be so happy when he wakes up!"
Patrick covered his mouth and giggled. Non-stop.
After going all the way over the mountains and ridges, Squidward finally woke up from the bumps.
Squidward screamed: "SpongeBob! What did you do to me! Oh my God! Where did you do to my home! Why is there only one bed left!"
< p>SpongeBob chuckled: "No, Squidward, Patrick and I just lifted your bed out."Squidward: "Oh my God! You are trying to get me Where are you taking it?"
Patrick: "Hey, hey, hey, we're going to catch jellyfish! What's wrong, Spongebob, where is this?" p>
SpongeBob: "Hmm...I don't know either!"
Squidward lay back on the bed and covered his face with four hands: "Oh my god, this must be a dream. . ”
The sun hangs high in the sky, the sun slowly sinks into the horizon, and the sun rises again.
SpongeBob and Patrick still haven't found their way back.
One day, two days, three days... A week passed, and the unshaven Patrick said: "SpongeBob, I'm hungry."
SpongeBob looked at the man on the bed. Squidward.
Squidward said weakly: "I'm hungry too...Why do you look at me like this?"
A month later, SpongeBob and Patrick finally returned to Beachcomber fort.
Mr. Krabs asked: "Why didn't Brother Squidward come back with you?"
SpongeBob and Patrick looked at each other and said: "Brother Squidward is lost, we just Found his bed."
No one has seen Squidward since.
What is strange is that Spongebob and Patrick, who have never been picky eaters, never want to eat takoyaki again.
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