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my younger brother
Although he is young, there are many tricks! He often takes his toys apart, and always secretly takes my beloved toys away, which always makes people laugh and cry. But sometimes, he is also very smart. My sister cried short and dragged me to play with him, such as hide-and-seek and playing with building blocks. We had a great time! He is like an elf with changeable temperament, sometimes stubborn and sometimes clever, sometimes angry and sometimes laughing, sometimes naughty and sometimes cute.
I remember once, I was concentrating on my homework, and there was a favorite toy on my desk. He came over, took my toy and ran away. I suddenly looked up and found that my toy was gone, so I chased it and shouted, "Haohao, give me my toy back!" " "My brother ran faster when he saw me catch up. Suddenly, he tripped over a chair and fell headlong on the corner of the table. Suddenly, blood flowed in his brow, and he burst into tears. Seeing this, I was shocked and quickly called my mother. Mom helped him stop the bleeding quickly and then put a band-aid on him. Unexpectedly, the wound was right between his eyebrows, as if he had an extra eye. Afterwards, we all called him "Erlang Shen" with a smile, and he giggled himself.
Although he is a little naughty and often makes himself scarred, he also has a lovely side. One night, after dinner, my mother was sweeping the floor, and my brother went to join in the fun, hanging around with a bucket. Suddenly, he stopped, stepped on the bucket, and held the pole in his hand, just like holding a microphone, singing emotionally, "Twinkling stars, little stars all over the sky …" It looks like a singer singing on the stage, very cute! We laughed at his lovely appearance, but he sang harder.
Although he sometimes makes me angry, he also brings a lot of joy to my life. I like my brother.
Last night, another member was added to our family. He is my newborn brother named Cheng Yifan.
He is cute, with wet black hair, a pair of shallow eyebrows and a pair of sparkling eyes. He is full of curiosity about the world, with a flat nose and a small mouth that always makes oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I don't think my brother should be called Cheng Yifan, because like a girl's name, it should be called Cheng Chaoyang. "Cheng" and "Chen" are homophonic, meaning sunrise. What a nice name Cheng Chaoyang is!
When I heard that he was a boy, I was a little uncomfortable because I was a girl and my sister was a girl. A boy suddenly appeared, and he felt a little uncomfortable! But when I saw him, he seemed to be washed away by the rain. It feels natural. I stroked his face gently. His skin is thin and tender, like a meatball. His little finger is red and short, and his finger shell is small and red. My first feeling is, is he wearing nail polish? Why else would his finger shell be so red? A series of questions flooded into my mind. What surprised me most was that I was interested in a newborn child.
After a while, my brother woke up. His eyes are as black as a black gem. He looked at me and my sister and smiled at us. He smiled at us. He smiled at us. How happy I am. When he saw us laughing, he laughed even harder.
I have a younger brother. How cute and lively he is. How happy I am!
My younger brother I have a younger brother named Xiao Zhi. I feel that he is always short and always under my shoulders. He is thin, with arms and legs like two twigs. His eyelashes are as long as mine, and he has a pair of big eyes, which are very cute! I like him very much! My brother likes wearing blue clothes very much. He thinks blue represents the blue sky, which is inseparable from his love for airplanes. Please let me explain to you. ...
My brother is a fan of airplanes. Although I just turned four, the plane is three and a half years old. Hehe, that's cool enough. There are all kinds of planes in our living room, bedroom and even bathtub. There are countless planes: fighter planes, helicopters, space shuttles and Boeing passenger planes ... wherever he goes, whoever speaks is like an airplane. If you enter a shopping mall or supermarket, look carefully before buying a plane. Even when I sleep at night, I hold the plane. ...
I remember one time, one of my classmates came to play at home. Before I could talk to my classmates, my brother came over with a crooked eyebrow and a crescent-shaped mouth and said, "Brother, come and play with me!" " As soon as the voice fell, I took my classmate's hand and visited his dormitory. I stayed in the same place for a long time and thought: I will play alone today! Sure enough, they stayed in my brother's room for a long time!
When I was playing alone in the living room, the door of my brother's room opened and my classmate walked out of it with a happy face. When he left, he said to me with satisfaction, "It's interesting that your brother has so many planes!" Since then, whenever there are guests at home, he always warmly "receives" them, whether they are adults or children, and makes a lot of jokes about it!
This is my brother, a cute little boy who likes airplanes! Did you like him after listening to my story?
My brother today, I want to introduce you to someone. He is my brother Li Rongzhou. Li Rongzhou is my brother's full name, and his nickname is Zhou Zhou. Zhou Zhou is over two years old this year. But because his birth date is beyond the school day, he can only stay in the evening for one year. Zhou Zhou is tall, but he is not fat, which may be related to his eating habits. He looks good, with big bright eyes, a small nose and a beeping mouth. It looks really smart and cute.
Zhou Zhou especially likes square dancing. Because Zhou Zhou is usually taken care of by my grandmother, and my grandmother's favorite thing at ordinary times is to dance square dance. Sometimes I jump with my boat. Over time, Zhou Zhou naturally fell in love with square dance. But I just don't understand why Zhou Zhou always wears a scarf when dancing, and sometimes wears my grandmother's vest as a skirt. When I asked my grandmother, I realized that Zhou Zhou was wearing a big skirt when watching her dance, so he thought she had to wear a big skirt when dancing. That's why he did it. That's great. When dancing, Zhou Zhou wants a big skirt. If we don't give it to him, we will make trouble and cry, so you have to accommodate him. However, I have to say that Zhou Zhou dances very well. Zhou Zhou's favorite dance music includes five-star red flag and auspicious songs. He only jumps when the music is playing. Seeing his dancing, I really think he is like a Hu Die.
Zhou Zhou still stinks. There is a big mirror in our house. Zhou Zhou always looks in the mirror before going out. He is really blowing his own horn. To tell you the truth, before Zhou Zhou was born, the doctor said that my mother would give birth to a girl, which made me very happy, because I always wanted a little sister. But when Zhou Zhou was born, he was a boy. But it doesn't matter, because although Zhou Zhou is my younger brother, he brings me a lot of happiness.
This is my brother Li Rongzhou. I like my brother.
My brother is 5 years old, and he is 5 years old this year. He is white, clean and chubby, and looks graceful. Outsiders will think he is cute at first sight. I want to tell you quietly that he is a naughty bad boy. Sometimes something happens when his little eyes blink.
"Who poured bleach into my soaked sheets?" As soon as my mother entered the bathroom, she shouted, "The sheets have faded."
"It's not me, it's my second sister." That's easy. I heard the sound of running out of the house.
"When did you see me fall?"
……
The little brother blinked and kept muttering, "Anyway, it's my second sister, not me."
Seeing that the two of us were about to get angry, my mother suddenly interjected: "It doesn't matter who it is, but these things can't be touched randomly, which is very dangerous. You see, all the colors on the sheets have been removed. If you put them in your eyes, you will never see anything again. This time, no matter who committed it, you take the initiative to admit your mistake and your mother will reward him. "
"Mom, what's the reward?"
It's fun to think about it. My brother stopped pressing under the inducement of my mother. Such things often happen to my brother. Flour, turn on the tap, make foam with detergent ... Mom and Dad always have nothing to do with him, and my brother always has endless "truths".
Another time, my mother was cooking in the kitchen. My brother is always running around making trouble, and my mother said angrily, "I'll kill you if you come again." "Kill me. Do you have a son? "
The younger brother said, squeezing his eyes. After listening to my brother, everyone laughed. Because my brother always says something unexpected, the family is often very lively.
Young as he is, he knows a lot and has a flexible mind. Sometimes I study at home and he plays with toys. My mother examined me. He recited it fluently.
This is my naughty and clever brother!
My brother My brother is ten years old this year. He has a handsome face, watery eyes and a pair of glasses. He looks very knowledgeable.
My brother also has two shortcomings: first, he forgets to eat while playing, and second, he always makes the room in a mess.
On a sunny Saturday, I just went home with my brother. As soon as I opened the door, my brother rushed in and immediately turned on the computer to play. As soon as he turned on the computer, he clicked on a game called "Perfect Drift" in the 4399 game. This game requires a login account and password. I saw that he logged in his account and password at once and began to play. This game is played like this. Use the up, down, left and right keys on the keyboard to control some different styles of racing cars on the computer screen. You can almost upgrade to a higher level by controlling the car to race on different tracks through a hard disk and completing two or four races. It is precisely because the game "Perfect Drift" is rich in content that my brother will play this game, and he can play it to the point where he doesn't eat. Sometimes they even play day and night, often until three in the morning.
Another shortcoming of my brother is that he always makes the room in a mess. Once, I was sleeping at noon. At that time, my brother was not playing computer, but playing with toys played by some children in his room. I was sleeping and he was playing with his favorite toy train. When I woke up, I found my brother's room was particularly messy, but his brother was fast asleep in bed. His toys are everywhere on the ground. Things on the table used to be neat, but now they are messy. I couldn't take it anymore, so I left first.
In fact, my brother can be a very clever boy. As long as he gets rid of these two bad habits, I believe his academic performance will definitely improve!
My younger brother I have a younger brother who is five and a half years old. His name is He Jiahui. Red face, short hair, dexterous hands, chubby, very lovable. But his biggest feature is that he doesn't eat. We don't even know why.
In the evening, I was watching the cartoon The Journey to the West. At this time, my brother came over and said to me loudly, "I want to see the tree of knowledge!" " "Hearing this, I said," Hum, the computer is occupied by me. Can't look! " "Unexpectedly, my brother left without saying a word. I have never seen my brother so good. The next day, I was awakened in a daze by a voice with my brother's laughter in it. I dressed in a hurry and found my brother. At this time, the scene in front of me surprised me: my brother was sitting in front of the computer watching the Tree of Knowledge! Brother gets up early!
My brother is still illiterate, holding a book all day. I was surprised, so I couldn't help watching it. It turns out that all the empty places in the book my brother is holding are "paintings". No wonder my brother likes this book so much!
My brother My brother's name is Chen Chen. He goes to Little Sun Kindergarten. He is five years old this year. He is short and short, with round head, short hair and big eyes, showing two lovely dimples from time to time. He's smart and cute. Don't be fooled by his appearance, okay? He is actually naughty and greedy, don't you believe him? Then I'll tell you a story about his naughty gluttony!
It was a day last summer vacation. The sun in the sky scorched the earth, and the dog at the door was so hot that it stuck out its tongue and shouted hot air. People can only hide at home and dare not go out. My brother and I stayed at home with my mother until my father got off work. Mother bought a big watermelon from the market and put it on the coffee table in the living room. Mom said, "Will Dad come back and eat watermelon together?" My brother and I said in unison, "Good!"
My brother stared at the watermelon and his mouth watered. I thought to myself: my brother won't wait until my father comes home to eat watermelon. Sure enough, as I expected, my brother rolled his eyes and came up with a good idea. I saw him gently push the watermelon with his little finger, and the watermelon slowly rolled up and soon rolled faster and faster. The younger brother quickly shouted, "mom, mom, the watermelon is going to roll to the ground!" " "Mom ran to stop it, but it was too late. Watermelon rolled to the ground and broke into two pieces, revealing bright red pulp and juice, and watermelon seeds were embedded in the pulp.
Watermelon can only be eaten now! Mother cut the broken watermelon into small pieces with a kitchen knife, and my brother couldn't wait to take one piece in one hand, open his bow left and right, and wolfed it down. Mom smiled and said, "Eat slowly, eat slowly, no one will argue with you!" " "
Look, this is my brother! Is it really naughty and greedy?
Look, who is the lively and lovely child in front? Everyone knows that he is my "little clown"-my brother.
There is dark hair on the round head, a high nose under a pair of bright little eyes, and then a glib mouth. He is chubby, like a small ball, sometimes with his head down and muttering to himself.
When he first came to this world, I vaguely remembered that he was pink and cute. I fell in love with him at first sight If he is unique, it should be loud.
Every time he calls, more than half of the lights in the community are on, which is deafening. Every time he sees me fifty meters away, he will call me "Brother!" Loudly. The students all said that even if he got lost, his loud voice would not be lost anywhere. I can find him as long as I give the order. This "exclusive secret skill"-"lion roar skill" is beyond my power.
I remember another time we went to Ocean Park together, which I will never forget.
My brother saw a water slide at first, and pulled me to insist that I play with him. But I regretted it as soon as I got on the slide. It was so high that I was scared at that time, but my brother clamored to do it quickly. I crustily skin of head shouted "ah" and slipped. As soon as we fell into the water, the waves were lifted by us, and our parents got wet. After that, I played various facilities such as "Rapids", "Water Train" and "Water Cave". His brother had been talking about these interesting games until he got home.
This is my brother, a "little clown", my little sidekick. I like my brother very much because he is my happiness.
Brother 10 Speaking of the word "brother", the image that comes to everyone's mind should be very cute and obedient, and someone will pour tea when greeting. If you think so about my brother, you are all wet.
My brother is not obedient at all, and he is not as cute as people think. The bangs on your head always have to wait until you cover your eyes before you cut them; Eyes as small as cracks, I don't know how he looks at the road; His mouth always opens like a goldfish. When asked why he opened his mouth, he confidently said to me, "I have a stuffy nose." How can I breathe without opening my mouth? "
He especially likes to be against people. When eating, we always shout at "eat vegetables" for a long time. I said, "Eat some vegetables and save some meat for me." He said, "I don't eat green vegetables. Help yourself." I shouted, "eat quickly, or I'll pour the rice into your bowl." As soon as I spoke, he ran away under the table like a loach, leaving me alone at the table with a plate in his hand.
He has a special skill, that is, changing his face. In front of the teacher, he is a top student with excellent academic performance. He showed his true colors as soon as he came to me. He always wants me to buy him food and spend money on McDonald's. When I got home, I threw away my smelly socks and backpack, picked up my cell phone and rushed into the room. Leave me alone in the hall to help him clean up, lest my mother come back and be scolded again.
He is also very stupid, very stupid. Once, he accidentally dropped the air conditioner remote control into dirty water. I thought he would wipe the remote control with a dry towel, but he got dizzy washing the remote control by the sink. By the time I realized it, the remote control was already in the water. I asked him, "Are you stupid? How can you wash the remote control? " He cocked his head and said to me, "Because the remote control is dirty, why not wash it with water?"
This is my brother, a silly and naive brother who likes to talk back to the teacher. Sometimes if you really don't like him, you will have trouble with him and even don't want this brother. But he is still my closest relative, the most annoying fool in the world.
Brother 1 1 Two years ago, my brother couldn't wait to come to our house, and I became a brother. He is cute and I like him very much.
Once, he and I slept in my mother's room. I'm holding a pillow and I'm about to fall asleep. Suddenly, my brother shouted "Wow" and put a pillow on me. "Hehe", my brother smiled mischievously. I was about to go back to my room to sleep when my brother put on a sad face and took my hand and shouted "mm-hmm". I have to play with him again. I covered my head with a pillow and my brother pretended to throw a pillow at my head. In order to amuse him, I secretly tickled him with my hand, which made my brother laugh. He held my hand and waved it as if he were dancing with me. I put my hand in front of my face again and held it hard. The pillow jumped out like a naughty little doll. Where's the younger brother? He clapped his little hands in ecstasy. How cute!
My brother picked up the pillow and pushed it at me. I also picked up the pillow to play with him. He hit me and I fell to the ground on purpose, pretending to faint. My brother came up to me and lifted his feet and sat on my back. I let out a cry and my brother stood up obediently, but he was too cunning to sit down suddenly, which made me scream, but he still refused to give up. What a naughty boy.
Another time, he was playing in my room. Suddenly, he heard a "hiss" and there was a smell of urine. It turned out that he gave me a "golden mountain full of water", which really made me laugh and cry. After he made a mistake, he stood there like a fool and looked at me piteously. Seeing him like that, I couldn't help laughing. After seeing my smile, my brother immediately ran around like an electrified robot, alas! That's naughty.
What a lovely baby this is! Although I like to bully him sometimes, he still relies on me and plays with me. I love my silly brother!
My brother 12 Talking about my brother, everyone who has seen him will say, "This child is so cute!" Indeed, my brother is so naughty and lovely!
He has a pair of thick eyebrows and a pair of "black grapes" under them, always blinking. Under the small nose is a talkative cherry mouth. His hair is black, and the front hair is upturned, which is very handsome and cool.
My brother is very naughty. I remember once, my birthday. The younger brother spoiled and said, "Sister, close your eyes quickly. I'm going to give my present. " Gifts! On hearing the word gift, I quickly closed my eyes. What gift will my brother give me? I only heard a bang, and my brow became chilly in an instant. What is this smelly brother doing? I quickly opened my eyes and found my brother holding a cream in his hand and looking at me with a bad smile. This bad guy, how dare you hit me in the face with cream.
Seeing my embarrassment, my brother laughed at me. I was so angry that I picked up a piece of cake and shouted, "Look what I can do to you!" " "My brother turned and ran, and from time to time he turned back and made faces at me. I'm so angry! In this way, I ran after him, and the original clean house became a cream room, and I became Xiaohua Mall.
Another time, my brother made me angry. He advised me with a smile and pouted and said, "Good sister, don't be angry. I'll give you my baby-Oreo. How about it? " "Hum!" I have to try not to wait for people. "That's my favorite!" I took a look, but I still didn't speak. My brother got up and went out. What happened? What game does brother want to play!
After a while, my brother came in. "Ha ha ..." I opened my mouth and laughed. My brother is wearing a little skirt that I have already worn, and he is dancing ballet in front of me. It makes me laugh. My brother saw me smile and hurried to my side and said, "Sister, please forgive me!" " "Looking at his lovely appearance, I couldn't help laughing and saying," I forgive you, you are my brother! " "
Look, this is my lovely and naughty brother. He added infinite joy to my life. I like my brother.
My brother 13 My brother is my uncle's son named Li. He is seven years old and comes from Guangdong. Because his parents work outside all the year round and have no fixed place to live, they brought their grandparents to our house.
As soon as my brother arrived at our home, our quiet home suddenly became lively. If you hear toys colliding with each other in the early morning, it means that he has got up. If you hear the door closing, yes, he must have gone out to play.
My brother likes playing with me very much and follows me like a little tail all day. He likes playing chess very much and often challenges me, but he can't do it at all. As soon as I ate his pieces, he broke his word. I always killed them all. As soon as I lost, he sat on the ground crying and complained to adults that I wouldn't let him eat his chess pieces ... which really made me laugh and cry.
In my spare time, my mother sometimes plays computer for me. When I play computer, he is very excited, staring at the computer screen, dubbing pictures on the computer from time to time, and sometimes dancing. When I was not careful, he secretly pressed the keyboard, which made me angry.
When I practice the piano, he always gives me "music" and presses the keys from time to time, which makes me upset.
After watching TV every day, when dad asked us to do our homework, he made an excuse and said, "I'm hungry, I want to eat." Or: "I have a stomachache, so I'm going to lie down in my room for a while", or: "I'm going to the toilet." ..... In short, he always has endless reasons and excuses.
Finally, I had a holiday, and my grandparents took my brother back to their hometown for the New Year. My family was calm again, but it was surprisingly quiet and deserted. If my mother goes out to buy food, the house will be even more deserted. It will be more lively if Li is at home. I can play chess, play and watch TV with him ... I can't help but miss him a little. ...
This is my naughty and inseparable brother.
My brother 14 My brother knows how to share and always thinks of me. But sometimes I love to cry, and tears fall like raindrops; He has a gift for acting. Let me tell you a little secret. My brother is like a girl sometimes.
My brother thinks of me every time he goes shopping and knows how to share. Once, my mother and my brother went shopping. My brother saw his favorite milk tea. He asked his mother if he could buy it. Mom doesn't agree. At my brother's repeated entreaties, my mother agreed. The younger brother said, "Can the second sister buy another bottle?" My mother was very happy to see my brother thinking of my sister, and also bought me milk tea.
My brother has a nickname "Crying Bug" because he loves to cry. He cries and laughs easily. Once, my cousin came to my house to play, and the three of us played together in the room. Suddenly thought of a fun game. I pulled my cousin out and told him how to play. He agreed with me at once. When we said not to play with our brother, his tears fell from the sky. We quickly told him not to cry and promised to play with him, and he immediately smiled. After a while, we said we wouldn't play with him again. He flew into a rage and cried so much that even the people downstairs could hear him. Dad came in and said to us, "Stop making him cry!" " "We wanted to deliberately Doby him, but I didn't expect this.
My brother also has a talent for acting. Last night, my brother started performing again. First of all, he wandered around the living room like a sleepwalker, still half open and half closed. My mother thought my brother wanted to go to bed early, so she helped him take a bath. When taking a bath, she has to hold him in one hand and wash him in the other. After the shower, she helped him dress like a young master. My mother asked my sister to brush my brother's teeth. My mother held my brother and my sister brushed my brother's teeth. When brushing his teeth, he spat on her hand on purpose. After washing, he actually got up, helped his mother lay the sheets and came to play with me. The way he pretended to sleep really fooled all of us. He deserves a talent for acting!
This is my brother, and I like such a brother!
My brother 15 My brother's name is He Zijun. He has bright eyes, long eyes and curved eyelashes, a small white and tender nose, and a small mouth as red as a small cherry. Formed a beautiful little face.
I gave my brother the nickname, and his name is Guoguo. But grandparents always call him Coco!
Guoguo didn't like sleeping when she was born, but she liked staring at the bright lights! Now I'm a little older and sensible. I don't make so much noise as before, and I don't cry when I suck. Sometimes he sleeps for a long time and can sleep for three or four hours! He is a little different from others! Sometimes he makes us laugh, talks to us and hides his head in his bag. It should be that he is shy! Look! Is the fruit of our family strong? You will be shy at such a young age. None of you have seen it!
The fruit of our family must be very smart when it grows up! He will succeed in the future! You will like him very much when you meet him!
No one can match his merits! Sometimes a person can play there for more than an hour! So mom can do her own thing. If you are full, you can chat with us happily in his language and burp with a smile!
His shortcomings are much less now! There are only two words "cry!"
He can also tell which foods are delicious and which are not. Once his mother fed him water, but he just cried and stuck out his tongue, instead of swallowing it. If he meets something delicious, he still likes to drink it, such as Si Mo Tang. Just like me, I don't like to drink tasteless water, such as porridge, which loses its flavor once cooked. So every time you drink porridge, you should put a little sugar before eating.
I like such a younger brother, because he is lively and lovely, and he cries in various ways, which makes people want to hug.
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