Joke: Snow.

It began to snow. This is the first snow in winter.

From a distance, the snow looks like small silver beads, like rain spots in Mao Mao, such as willow flowers, roofs with white snow curtains hanging for us one after another, and the snow that looks sparse through the curtains, and the nearby high-rise buildings, vaguely, like clouds, are particularly beautiful. Occasionally, I heard a creak, and the snow broke the branches.

Snow grains are much smaller, just like sugar. They are floating in the air, in no hurry to land, as if unwilling to leave the sky, and some quietly jump into the collars of pedestrians and disappear quietly. Then, a small piece of snow is as light as smoke, as clean as jade, as white as silver, and durians swirl. Come down from heaven and kiss the earth.

Translation: It is snowing. This is the first snow since winter.

Seen from a distance, snow is like a small silver bead, like a raindrop, like a willow flower. It hung a white curtain for us and looked up through the sparse snow curtain. The tall buildings in the distance are vaguely like clouds, just like clouds, which are particularly beautiful. Occasionally, there will be a creak, and the snow will break the branches.

Small snow grains, like sugar. They are flying in the air, not in a hurry to land, as if reluctant to leave the sky, and some quietly jump into the collar of pedestrians and disappear silently. Then, pieces of small snowflakes are as light as smoke, as clean as jade, as white as silver and fluttering. Falling from the sky, kissing the long-lost land.

Tom's excuse

Tom called Jim by his first name: "I can't stand such stupidity!" "

Jim said, "Your mother can stand it!"

Tom scolded Jim, "I can't stand you idiot!" "

Jim said, "Your mother can!"

P.S. bears have two meanings: the jokes of "being alive" and "enduring" are based on this.

China people bump into foreigners "I'm sorry." I'm sorry, too. I'm sorry for three. What are you sorry for? I'm sorry for five.

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

A: Monkeys can have fleas, but fleas cannot have monkeys.

What's the difference between monkeys and fleas? You may directly think that they are a big one and a small one. But besides, monkeys can have fleas, but fleas can't have monkeys. Is this an interesting answer?