The story of Tong Xiangyu's joke "There is a Guahan" is rumored in Wulin, and the full version is sought.

Ok ... I remember the shopkeeper boy just said, "Once upon a time, there was an old man who could do nothing, and one day he was lying in bed ..." After that, the shopkeeper boy laughed! There shouldn't be such a story in "Xiao Lin Guang Ji", because "Xiao Lin Guang Ji" belongs to the Qing Dynasty ... so it can't be restored! On the internet, someone pieced together their own version!

For example, one day, he was lying in bed, and then he felt uncomfortable and painful, so he called a doctor. The doctor said that he had mastitis, and the old man was anxious and asked what medicine could cure him. The doctor said he would use expensive drugs. Because the old man had no money, he asked if there was any other way to cure him. The doctor said, "There is a folk prescription, which is to use&; @& a catty of shit, and the old man thought about it&; @ & still have to spend money, saying:&; @&You have to spend money, too, won't you?

Once upon a time, there was an old man who knew nothing. One day, he suddenly wanted to eat watermelon in bed ... but he couldn't pick it, so he shouted "I want to eat watermelon" ... Watermelon hurried away ... Watermelon A accidentally fell down when he escaped ... As a result, Watermelon B accidentally stepped on the watermelon skin ... and slipped to the old man ... so Watermelon. .....

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