What's the funniest lie today? April Fool's Day.

1, flavored coke

Buy a bottle of coke, drink half of it, add vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments, and carefully prepare a strange smell with normal color.

Coke. Pretend to be drinking when you meet an acquaintance, and then hand over the "coke" generously. The other party is unprepared, thank you.

Gulp it down, then frown and vomit.

It can also be made according to the rules, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water to beer and so on.

2. Toothpaste sandwich cake

Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open two biscuits, take out the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, which tastes good.

Not bad! ) Squeeze a proper amount into the cake, the weight will follow the personal "diet" habit, and finally stick together to be as realistic as possible.

Generally, there is no need for special use at all, just put it in an obvious place. It's best to prepare several original sandwich cakes and eat them at the same time.

Watching TV, people will naturally patronize and taste. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. You can also take the initiative.

Inviting people to taste it is risky, but there must be many people trapped.

Step 3 order songs

Prepare a rice basin or enamel washbasin (other objects that can emit loud and high decibels after being smashed) and a telephone. all

Call the other person in a very formal tone, and then say the following words: This is the music station, and there are callers.

Mr./Ms. X (real name is not allowed) wants to order a song for Mr./Ms. Y. If you want to listen, please press #.

Listen (most people can order). Thank you. This song is the "pawn" of the power train. Please listen carefully. Then knock on the door in advance.

The prepared target only knocks once, making a "bang". Before the other person can react, he says, Thanks for listening, idiot.

Happy Valentine's Day, goodbye!

This method is suitable for friends between dormitories, or friends who can contact by phone, and the last people who are close. In addition, on the phone,

Never laugh, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere.

4. Double postage

Estimate the time and send a letter to your friend in advance, but don't put a stamp on it or write down your mailing address (no

It will be returned to you. In this way, on April Fool's Day, your friend will receive a notice from the post office. defendant

Yes, he has an unpaid email. Please pick it up at the post office and pay double postage. When he came back dusty,

When I arrived at the post office, I respectfully presented double postage and opened the envelope, only to find that there was a small note floating inside.

It says "Happy April Fool's Day!" However, this kind of prank may delay the time and the effect may not be as good as expected.

All right.

Step 5 give gifts

If someone celebrates his birthday on April Fool's Day, give him a big box with "Happy Birthday" written on it, which is filled with pieces of paper.

Parts, and loosen the bottom. When he picked up the box, the bottom of the box fell, and the scraps of paper flew all over the room, so he had to let the fool.

Pack for half an hour.

6. Measures

The prankster stopped a pedestrian with a rope and asked him to help him measure. Grab the other end of the rope and turn around.

At the corner, another pedestrian was stopped and did the same thing. Then you can hide and watch the fun. People at both ends may

After waiting for more than ten minutes and seeing nothing, put down the rope and go to the other party to find out, then you will find yourself cheated.

This is a good way to fool strangers.

Second, quick way:

What is (1) 1+ 1?

Hold out 1 finger and ask others "what is this";

Put out two more fingers and ask others "what is this";

Hold out three fingers again and ask others, "What is 1+ 1?" ;

10 people, the most 1 people answered correctly.

(key point: actions should be consistent)

Cats are afraid of mice.

Find a friend and let him say "mouse" three times first.

Then say "old mouse" three times, and when he finishes, immediately.

Ask him, "What are cats afraid of?" It is almost certain that he will come back.

Answer "mouse", I have tried many times, and I am not happy again and again!

(key: be quick. )

(3) Who is a pig?

Ask a friend: is the English spelling of pig PUG?

No, it's a pig No, how do I remember it was you?

You're mistaken, it's me,

-The pig is yours

-Pig, it's me

Third, the network application:

The most elementary method: simple, suitable for all people who use computers.

Set up a screen saver and add a password on someone else's computer when they go to the toilet; Forge the webmaster's speech: "The system is about to

Restart, please save your work and exit "; Send an email to a friend, first package it with Winzip, then package it ... the most

After that, I made a self-extracting file and repeated it several times. Finally, the other party opened the letter with only six words: Today is April Fool's Day!

Face-lifting: suitable for friends who use instant messaging software such as OICQ and ICQ.

Use emergency isolation to isolate fools who are using instant messaging software, and turn on the option to modify the personal data of instant messaging software.

Using the keyboard and mouse will modify the network appearance of fools in all directions. As for how to change it, it depends on your interest.

Ability. Finally, don't forget to destroy all the evidence that may expose traces. This method is not easy to find, which not only makes fools

A good friend will not know who he is for a while, and even a fool himself will be confused for a while.

Another way is to try to get the OICQ number of the fool and reapply for an OICQ number according to the detailed information of the fool.

Fill in personal data in detail. Add the fool to the contact list of the new number you applied for, and then catch the other person's weakness.

Started a "large-scale bombing" of it. This method is mainly to prevent the other party from knowing who you are, so be sure to pay attention when using it.

Hide and try not to let the other person suspect you.

Remind fools: always remember to lock the system and leave the computer whenever and wherever. Once you suspect a recruit, you can only be a small man.

Heart, carefully observe the split place.

Stealing columns: changing some settings of a fool's computer

Use the microphone and the "recorder" program that comes with Windows to record some horrible or weird sounds, and then set it to.

The window opens (closes). In this way, when the machine was turned on (off) by a fool, it must have been suddenly startled.

The target folder corresponding to "My Documents" in a fool's computer will be changed, so that it will be mistaken for a hard-written document.

All disappear.

Change the shortcut targets of some applications commonly used by fools, and let them click on the shortcut to open the program before they find out.

The started program is not the program corresponding to the shortcut. Please note that you must keep the shortcut icon and the original program icon.

To.

The effect of these methods on fools is first-class, enough to make the heart beat faster, blood pressure rise and the whole body sweat. But using

Be careful if you are not careful, because if you are not careful, you will make a big mistake.

Reminder: Don't let anyone touch your computer on April Fool's Day.

Moving hardware: When the computer is broken, most people will look at whether there is a problem with the program or the network, and rarely consider the subtle hardware.

Component aspect

You can loosen the power plug of the monitor or the plug of the mouse before the fool goes to work, so as to be a fool.

When you turn on the computer at work, you will find that the monitor is black or the mouse can't be found, just as he doesn't know what to do.

When you bravely appear again and solve the problem easily, then the other party will not think of being fooled, but will be grateful to you.

..... How?

Of course, there is a more "vicious" trick, that is, the contrast of the display is adjusted to the lowest, and the screen is dark.

In this way, unless the other party is very cautious, it is extremely difficult to find the real reason. If he thinks there is something wrong with the hardware,

It is possible to "disassemble" your computer to find out why.

Reminder: Pay attention to carefully observe the power indicator of the monitor. As for whether you can find problems, it depends on the depth of your practice.

It's deep

Four. Application of the forum:

The simplest and easygoing lazy person is suitable. April 1, write an attractive title (such as April 1 for fools

Handbook and encyclopedia), the content of the post only needs five words: "Happy April Fool's Day", hehe. ...

(Adverse reaction symptoms: April 1 post hit rate dropped significantly, sweating)