Ask a few super jokes

1. A thief stole a beggar's money in the market!

The blind man saw it!

Mute shout at top of voice!

A big leap for the deaf!

Bitch, step forward!

The lame man flew out of his foot.

Asako said, "For my sake, forget it!"

The madman said, "that is, people should be rational!" " "

One day, the match felt itchy, scratched and scratched, and then caught fire.

3. Rabbit escaped from prison

Two rabbits were put in a cell. Once, they managed to escape from the cell yard. But when you get out of the door, you have to climb over the wall of 100 to reach the expressway. They climbed 60 walls together. The male rabbit asked the female rabbit, "Wife, are you tired?" Mother rabbit replied that she was not tired. The male rabbit said he was very tired, so we continued to turn. Turning to the 99th wall, the male rabbit asked the female rabbit again, "Wife, are you tired?" Mother rabbit replied, "I'm tired!" " Let's go back! "

So they returned it.

4. Once upon a time, there was a penguin in the North Pole. On this day, he felt bored and pulled out his hair. Suddenly one day, he pulled out all his hair. Then there was a strong wind, and the penguin suddenly said, "Oh, it's so cold! ! ! "

A long time ago, a bird passed by a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that cornfield and all the corn turned into popcorn! ! ! After the bird flew past-I thought it was snowing and it was cold!