88 funny quotes under the moon at night

1. When I was sleeping, my brother was playing on the computer next to me. I asked him if I had not talked in my sleep and he said no. He also added that you were on the phone just now]

2. quot ; When I met the sleeping king in the class, his signature was: three full meals in the morning, noon and evening, and six empty stomachs before and after meals."

3. Damn, I've been waiting for your news for a long time, and the result is "Haha," **When I tell a joke.

4. The slogan says: The school is my home, and the environment depends on everyone. Since the school is my home, it is not illegal for me to sleep in class.

5 , I am not afraid of gangsters, but I am afraid that gangsters are educated. The viewer said: What I am most afraid of is that others will say that I have not read the book for two years, because like people who have read the book, I feel that I have not read it.

6. When sleeping, you will suddenly feel like falling from a cliff, so you will twitch. The pink grandma who was shot said that she has grown taller

7. Cats eat fish, dogs eat fish. Eat meat, beat little monsters, and count money until your hands cramp. Oh, this is happiness.

8. It’s not that the road is uneven, it’s that you’re not good enough.

9. I am not a fortune teller on the bridge, and I cannot tell you as much as you want to hear.

10. The road is long and long, and I will go up and down to ask for help. The observer said: Yes. There is no temple for a pig's head, but unfortunately I have been reduced to this day, and I don't even have a pig's head; or it can be said: There is no place to stand, but poverty is that there is no cone now.

11. People are not smart. Also imitate others' baldness.

12. If one day I become a gangster, please remember to remind me that I was once pure.

13. "If I say that I am." I want to do something, such as take a shower or sleep, but then you find me scrolling through Weibo and posting about it. That’s really not my excuse, it’s just that I don’t have any."

14. Hugging is really weird Things are so close, but they can't see each other's faces.

15. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly

16. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. The teacher is ruthless and I am affectionate.

17. Tongren, Guizhou, a slogan at a slaughterhouse on the way to Mount Fanjing: Guide our slaughtering work with three representatives!

18. When money stands up and speaks , all the truths went to sleep

19. You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the leather shoes and I am the brush, you are the Hami and I am the melon, if you ignore me I will commit suicide!

20. The country is so charming that countless mistresses have committed sexual misconduct.

21. I was just sleepy and wanted to sleep, and you happened to be in bed too.

22. Throw the pen away, go surf the Internet when the front is on, sleep on the back, and do your homework when you stand up.

23. I miss that time when we slept in class, jumped around after class, and took exams Dead time.

24. Driving is not difficult, except for the newcomers. Viewer said: Not really, what I’m afraid of are people who have a driver’s license but don’t know how many wheels a car has. The life of an experienced driver is not controlled by his own skills, but by not meeting people who drive cars without skills.

25. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; when you have money, eat wild vegetables in the hotel.

26. When I was sleeping last night, I suddenly found someone pulling on my quilt, and I kicked her out of bed. Nowadays, ghosts are getting more and more courageous, and they dare to steal the quilt from me

27. Every time I hold my cell phone and chat with you until late, I don’t know when I will go to bed.

28. The next class: Xiao Ming was sleeping, and the teacher found out and said: I am dying up there, but you are quite comfortable down there.

29. quot; People who like to hug the quilt or hold it between their legs when sleeping are said to be insecure children.

30. quot; Suddenly, I found that when I got up, The first thing is to touch the mobile phone,,, the last thing before going to bed is to put down the mobile phone, "

31. The first thing when you wake up every day is to want to sleep.

32. The most important task of post-production is post-production.

33. Sleeping in class, making a fuss after class, and failing in exams!

34. Anyone who is not interested in getting married is a hooligan.

35. Since I turned into a piece of shit, no one dares to step on my head.

36. Everyone has a dark side. If you say you are innocent, then I can only say that you are not human!

37. After watching The Legend of Zhen Huan, go to the bathroom to take a shower. When I was sleeping, my husband, after washing his buttocks, stood naked at the door of the toilet and said to me: My lord, the Ministry of Internal Affairs just sent a tribute from the Western Regions

38. Youth is capital, but it is worthless without hard work.

39. Confucius said: When three people are walking together, there must be my wife. Choose the pretty one and marry her.

40. How can I kill your lover?

41. Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to the first name!

42. God, I will never call you daddy again. You don’t love my grandson at all.

43. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face

44. Goals in life: farmers, mountain springs, and some fields. The viewer said: My heart longs for it!

45. A mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless there is a male and a female.

46. I am cute and responsible. What mistake did I make?

47. I solemnly promise not to use the urban management system first.

48. In bed, practice is the only criterion for testing skills.

49. Life is like Song Zude’s mouth, you never know who will be unlucky next.

50. I am stupid, but I am happy. Me two, I'm healthy.

51. It is said that sudden shaking while sleeping is the nervous system discovering that you suddenly fell into sleep and thinking that you are dead, so it wants to test whether you are dead or not

52. Women have no talents. That is virtue, I must be too wicked.

53. You look like the country is peaceful and the people are at peace, you look like you have good intentions, you look like you are uncanny in workmanship, you look like you work hard and achieve great results, but you look like you lack heart and lungs.

54. The most beautiful word in the world is eat. Two words are sleep. Three words are your name.

55. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage, or It’s banknotes!

56. If you pour cold water on me, I will definitely boil it and pour it back on you. If you don’t believe it, just wait and see.

57. Sleeping death squad, eating vanguard.

58. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, but when I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.

59. "The death squad is: don't eat during the day, don't sleep at night, and die in military training." "

60. Men - before getting engaged, be like a grandson, obedient. After getting engaged, be like a son, learning to talk back. After getting married, be like me, giving orders.

61. I cook, I sweep the floor, I want to be your daddy. I eat, I sleep, and I want to be your baby.

62. Do you think I will watch you die? I will. Close your eyes!

63. I didn’t want to marry my wife, but she married me.

64. Beijing University of Science and Technology cheated me of four years of college, so I plan to use Beijing University of Science and Technology to teach me. Your knowledge will deceive society for a lifetime!

65. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

66. Chatting is valuable, and the Internet fee is even more expensive. High. If it is for sleep, both can be thrown away

67. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, so the world has a Great Wall.

68. Do you want to drink water, water, or water? It’s up to you!

69. When the water is extremely clear, there are no fish, and when people are extremely humble, they are invincible. The observer said: There is nothing. What's strange is that it's just counterfeiting, and I'm just talking about the ugly side.

70. The Tangshan earthquake told us not to sleep too much at night. The Wenchuan earthquake told us not to sleep at noon. The Ya'an earthquake told us not to sleep in.

71. I like to close my eyes when sleeping.

72. When men and women flirt, the most distinctive Chinese character is born: concave and convex.

73. Don’t talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt your money.

74. I feel sleepy in class and plan to sleep after class, but I suddenly wake up when I hear the bell.

75. Quit, don’t think that you are a night-light pig standing under the street lamp.

76. Please don’t ask him to use his brain. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. If he doesn’t move, it’s all paste.

77. Be kind to yourself, because no one will treat you as the world.

78. Teacher: For the students in the front who are listening to the song, ask the students in the middle to talk so as not to affect the students who are sleeping behind.

79. I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late

80. I have always regarded handsome boys and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me this way.

81. Korean scholars believe that Sun Wukong is actually a Korean god because he uses a stick!

82. You can live like a pig, but you can never be like a pig So happy!

83. People in the upper class always like to do some obscene things.

84. "When I was a child, I would turn off the lights before going to bed and have random thoughts."

85. The Internet is like a prison. I stole a wallet to get in. When I get out, I learned everything.

86. Are you missing or kidnapped? I won’t look for you if you are missing. It would be better if you were kidnapped!

87 , Love your neighbor with all your heart, but don’t let her husband know!

88. Do you need someone who urges you to go to bed on time or someone who is willing to stay up late with you