50 Flirting Jokes

At home, my father asked me to do housework, so one night I accompanied him to do three things: sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, and washing dishes. Then I discovered that I still like this little ancestor! (Funny) His mother said to me: "Little kid, you are going to be a big brother in the future. You like to do housework with the children." He thought for a while and said to his mother: "Aren't you also a big brother who does housework? ? I can see that you are very concerned about this matter now. And I feel that you are very busy recently." Mom smiled and nodded and said, "Okay, little kid!" 1. Get up in the morning. I saw a girl behind my seat, so I asked her to sit opposite me.

The girl thought for a while and said, "Then I'll leave a place for you." I said, "How can I leave a place for you? Besides, I'm not a vegetarian." "That's not what I'm telling you. Do you want to be a vegetarian?" The girl said, "Can you leave a place for me?" "Then the question is, how do you know I want to go with you?" "Of course it's up to you!" After that, he turned around and left. Do you have a boyfriend?" "No, I only have one." I looked at his disappearing figure and said, "Do you have a boyfriend?" She turned to the computer and said, "No, I am your girlfriend. "Please use your mobile phone to take pictures!" "Okay, please use your mobile phone to take pictures!" She turned around and smiled at the computer. "Hey, hey, hey." I said. The girl turned around and said: "What's wrong?"... (Funny)

2. I used to go shopping with my girlfriend. When she saw me there, she wanted to run over and kiss me, but the girl He simply ignored him and walked away.

I had no choice but to make an excuse, got into a taxi, and sent the girl to my house. I saw her crying in the car, so I hugged my sister and cried until she was out of breath. When I comforted them both and stopped crying, I said: Who is your sister going to be with? A girl like you doesn't dare to come to you? Then the two of them went out to eat together

3. Once I went to watch a classmate fight. The boy was very smart and jumped on the table (funny). I read a book with him next to him.

As soon as he saw me reading like this, he started kicking me. When he kicked his foot off, I laughed and said, "Does he read like this?" He said, "Yes. I also use my feet to read when I read." Now that I think about it, it's quite ridiculous. "Powerful Tiger Mountain", "Five Heroes of Langya Mountain", "One Night Stand", "Dae Jang Geum" and "The Legend of White Snake"