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First of all, the Jewish philosophy of doing business and establishing a career.
1, * Who is the saint? He who learns from everyone is a saint. Who is the hero? He who conquers desire is a hero. Who is the rich man? He who is satisfied with himself is rich. Who is a respectable person? People who respect others are respected.
2.* Sages have seven virtues: first, don't teach others to swim; Second, don't interrupt others; Third, don't rush for success; Fourth, ask targeted questions; Fifth, answer them in a reasonable way; Sixth, end the dialogue; Seventh, based on reality.
Don't be conceited before you die. If you can't stand in the position of others, don't jump to judgment. Don't comment on things you don't know.
4.* Everything is predictable, and you have the freedom to choose. You know, the world is divided by love.
5.* "Yours is yours, mine is mine" is what mortals say:
"What is mine is yours, and what is yours is mine" is the words of an ignorant person;
"mine is yours, yours is yours" is the sage's words;
"What is mine is mine, and what is yours is mine" is also said by the sage.
Second, money is a gift from God.
1, 2000 years ago, when the sages of China were still advocating "gentlemen" and "sacrificing their lives for righteousness" and trying to show that they were gentlemen rather than villains, they avoided the words "profit" and "money". Rabbis in Judaism have already begun to educate their compatriots that "money is not evil, money is God's blessing to people", "Bible radiates light, money radiates warmth" and "the body lives by the heart, and the heart lives by the wallet". In short, in the eyes of Jews, money is a tool of life, and we should strive to have it. Money is a symbol of success and a tool to realize the value of life. No money, not even a gift from God. So "money is a blessing to a better life and a gift from people to God".
2. Borrowing money from Jews (a joke)
Ivan wanted to drink, so he borrowed a silver coin from a Jew in the village. They discussed the terms: Ivan will pay twice as much money next spring, and at the same time, he will use the axe as collateral. Ivan was about to leave when the Jews stopped him: "Ivan, wait a minute." I remember one thing. It is difficult for you to collect two silver coins before next spring. Wouldn't it be better if you paid half now? " This made Ivan understand. He returned the silver coin, thought for a while on the road, and then said to himself, "Strange, the silver coin is gone, the axe is gone, and I still owe a silver coin-that Jew is quite reasonable."
3. American writer Saul Bellow said: Money is the only sunshine for Jews, and it shines where it shines.
In addition, for Jews, money can give them dignity, status, enviable lifestyle, compliments from people and the right to speak. For Jews, money can make the ruling authorities realize the value of this weak nation to themselves, thus avoiding framing and killing, and enabling Jews to survive and reproduce.
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