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Farewell to divorce

1, most of the time, I just want to be alone, and I don't want to think about things that bother me, which makes my heart empty.

2. Why am I always clumsy in front of you, but you won't tell me anything?

You are no longer the person in my heart. The heartbreak of love ruined your face.

You have the right to make my brother sad, and my brother has the strength to make you regret it.

5, lying in the lonely ocean, let the tide of missing beat the lonely coast.

6. If it was a mistake from the beginning, why is it so beautiful?

7. There are always some concerns in life, which makes some people fall in love helplessly.

8. I like the feeling of drinking lemon because of its sour taste. Is the taste of love sour?

9. I don't care about eternity, I only care about whether you want it or not.

10, a woman, no matter how charming and enchanting when she was young, will follow a man sooner or later.

1 1, I know how to be content, but I still feel like crying.

12, give me less hope, and I will be less disappointed.

13, the cactus is alive and well, but it can't accept anyone's hug.

14, I am alive, after meeting, between love and before parting.

15, everyone will be tired, and no one can bear all the sadness for you.

16, memory is a kind of happiness that can't be bought, and it is also a kind of pain that can't be quit.

17, we agreed not to cry for love, but sometimes my heart beats and sometimes my heart hurts.

18, maybe everyone has to go through that heart-wrenching effort and get a heartbreaking result. From then on, you will find the benefits of ruthlessness.

19, give you infatuation and give me pain.

I used to be like a dog, but you didn't lose your pride and come with me.

2 1. Only you can make me laugh the most brilliantly, cry the most thoroughly and remember the most deeply.

22. Being loved by others does not necessarily lead to happiness. Being loved by others happens to be loved by yourself, which is happiness.

23. The best way to encourage yourself is to appreciate yourself, and the best way to deceive yourself is to appreciate yourself.

24, not so affectionate, just lazy, too lazy to change an interesting person, and too lazy to start from scratch with others.

25. The probability of two people getting back together after breaking up is 82%, but only 3% can get to the end after getting back together, and 97% of them break up again for the same reason as the first time.

26, in fact, I also want to escape, escape to places that no one knows, and leave everything behind, including you, but loving your heart always makes me unable to escape, and there is nowhere to escape.

27. When you are sad, quietly kneel down and hug yourself and let the tears fall.

28. If you are too kind to a person, he will push his luck and ignore you. This is the heart!

29. When I can't sleep in the middle of the night, people are already asleep; When you are lonely, others have a new love.

It turned out that even I forgot that there was a tearful face behind my brave smile.

3 1, the bitter the heart, the harder the appearance; The more pain, the more sunshine; The more frustrated you are, the more you have to laugh.

32, no longer rely on you, so all love chooses to give up.

33. The surge of love is like walking in the desert. When the wind blows, there is no way out.

34. Have you ever deliberately turned off your mobile phone in a rage, but couldn't help turning it on and found nothing?

35. I can't hold the sand in my hand and I can't keep you away.

36. Is there a song that makes your single cycle all night?

37. You see, the days are long and the mountains are high, but who is with whom is long.

38. It seems that all my luck is still not enough to make you like me, just enough for me to meet you.

39. If you are a frog. I am willing to be an ugly duckling running for you.

If you really love each other, then you can't give up waiting.

4 1, when I am sad, even the air around me feels depressed.

42. I am in the same city as you, breathing the same air, but far apart.

We are all the same, knowing that we can't stand the truth, but we still have to get to the bottom of it.

44. I want to be a vegetable who doesn't hurt or itch, who doesn't care, who doesn't talk, who doesn't be melodramatic and who doesn't abuse himself.

45. For the rest of your life, be a positive person, illuminate yourself and warm others!

46. You praised me for being invulnerable, but I didn't know that under my smile, thousands of arrows had already penetrated my heart.

47. In fact, after a long separation, I will occasionally miss the road we walked together.

48、? If a person is not strong, who will he show weakness to?

49. If you want to cry, I won't bother you. This is my principle.

50. We are chased by time to grow up, mature and grow old. Youth is gone, and the face is getting old.

Please tell me that you are mine. Every year, I will always belong to you.

52. It's a pity that sometimes meeting the wrong person is meeting the wrong person, and inappropriate is inappropriate.

53. I can't be an unintentional person, I can only sink in endless thoughts.

54. Baby, it breaks my heart. You did it better than anyone else.

55. If I go back in time, I will choose not to love.

56. Even if I say I love you a thousand times, it only takes one break-up. This is love.

57. I have seen thousands of people, just like your hair. I like your eyes, but I don't like your face.

58. At the beginning of the world of mortals, mountains and rivers are boundless.

59. No one likes loneliness, just disappointment.

60. Not saying anything doesn't mean I don't know anything. There is a kind of tolerance called silence.

6 1, long-lost familiarity can always cause sad memories.

62. In the reincarnation of your turn, I am beyond redemption.

63. Don't crowd the world that you can't get in, which hinders others' eyes and exhausts your heart.

64, quietly disappear in the sea of people, don't let anyone see! Missing is a pain that can be breathed, which evaporates instantly and makes the impossible disappear with it!

65. The faint white clouds seem to be talking about something, which is sadness, lovesickness and nostalgia.

66. I paid the most beautiful sincerity and received the most kind and heartless.

67. If we don't love each other, I'd rather sell cabbage.

68. I suddenly feel very happy. Compared with others, I am very lucky.

69. Is there a moment when you feel bad about my persistence?

70, the language does not need to be too gorgeous, and the signature does not need to be too personalized.

7 1, it's good to cry. If you go to the city, the injury will be fine

72, close your eyes, that tear, with a persistent, a waiting, a refuse, a courage to fall.

73. Many things can be done without my thinking. A lot of things, not what I want, I can get. I'm not staying. Many people can stay.

74. I went to see his past, not because I was jealous, but because I was sad, and I had a deep feeling that he had never given me. I seem to be needed only occasionally, and it never matters.

75. That's you. You are unique in the world. No one can replace you.

76. You once said that your heart was beating for me. Who is your heart beating for now?

77. After reading the past, I suddenly realized that my memory was stranded.

78. The biggest fear of feelings is that you are serious and the other party is just embarrassed. The funny thing is that he kept teasing you, but you left your heart behind.

79. Time not only allows you to see through others, but also allows you to recognize yourself. Many times, it is in the process of stumbling that we learn to live.

Maybe we are too young to stand the test.

8 1, everyone has a line of tears, because they are strong and have to face hardships; Everyone has a wordless injury, and the pain has to be borne because of growth.

You threw our vows to the ends of the earth for her.