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The joke of steamed stuffed bun and steamed bread
Steamed buns and noodles had a big fight, but steamed buns were beaten out of the water by noodles because of too much meat.
When I left, I left a sentence for noodles:' If you dare not leave, I will call my partner to teach you a lesson'. The steamed stuffed bun went.
I made an appointment for fried buns, steamed bread, bread, etc. And I was going to find the noodle theory, so I met instant noodles on the way.
Steamed buns and others then surrounded the instant noodles and made a beating. After the instant noodles were beaten, they asked the steamed stuffed bun for it.
Why did you hit him? The steamed stuffed bun replied: Noodles, don't think that I can't recognize you when I perm my hair!
2.
After the instant noodles were hit by the sea, I felt very unhappy, so I joined hands with rice noodles, oolong noodles, Japanese soba noodles and frying.
Zhajiang Noodles, I'm going to get even with the steamed stuffed bun. Unexpectedly, I met steamed buns on the road. Instant noodles refers to watch it carefully for a while and say
Dao: Brothers, go! Instant noodles are flat or even harder. After squashing the steamed bread, the people left. then
Someone asked about instant noodles: You just hit so hard that we didn't know you hated him so much. Instant noodles say:
I wanted to give it a little K, but I didn't expect him to pretend to be cute and wear children's clothes ... the more I thought about it, the more angry I became.
3.
It is said that the more you think about steamed buns, the angrier you get. I joined the crowd because I wanted to have a stall.
Noodles went to find steamed buns again, but I didn't expect to fall on the road and meet the cut steamed buns. Wow! Instant noodles in a rage, the first to attack.
Beating it, everyone felt a little miserable. Everyone pulled open the instant noodles and asked it, "How did you do it?"
Why are you so angry? "Instant noodles said." It's too much. Pretending to be cute is enough. Give back my hair.
Divide ... "
4.
After learning why he was beaten, Shantou ... felt very wronged ... and told the situation.
Vegetable buns, bean paste buns, fried buns, sauerkraut buns ... you stay here. Let's get a perm ... them.
I was very angry and went to get even with instant noodles .. I met rice noodles on the way .. so I repaired them severely.
When you left, you said,' Dude, your hair is burnt. You should stay at home ... don't look.
I'm cute. I'm mentally unbalanced.
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