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The love story of two geese
Two geese kissing each other goodbye has become popular on WeChat Moments and Weibo recently. It was a photo leaked on Valentine’s Day. In the photo, one goose is tied to a motorcycle, probably to be transported away; another goose stands under the motorcycle, "kissing goodbye" to the goose on the car. This is a desolate farewell, and the imagination of netizens adds a bit of color to the story.
No one knows who took the photo. They only know that it came from a netizen named @ShenzhenLikuan, but this is not important. What is important is the tear-jerking message conveyed in the photo. This pair of gray geese may have been a pair just a moment ago, and you can even imagine that they have been in love for life. Unfortunately, on Valentine's Day, the owner wanted to catch one of the geese and sell it at the market, so there was this tragic scene of farewell.
Someone wrote a poem on the Internet: "I lean on each other and kiss you goodbye. When I see you again in my dream, you are in the soup pot. There is no need to hang around in life, and there is no need to worry about death. I will see you when you go. , who will take me there?" There were more people who were secretly sad and lamented the tragic love between these two geese. If no accidents or miracles occur, the goose tied to the motorcycle will probably become a delicacy on the city's dining tables, leaving the other goose alone to make waves.
This photo appears at the right time. On Valentine's Day, everyone is focusing on love. This has also triggered speculation among netizens. Is the ending of the story happy or sad? The optimist said that the motorcycle had an accident at the end of the village, and the goose ran out and returned to the water town with the geese following it. Pessimists say that this story is naturally a tragedy, one becomes a meal on the plate, and the other is left to lament. Some people also joked that the last two turned into roast geese because they showed off their affection in front of everyone.
The story of two geese triggers such emotion, probably because we think of human love. In The Emotional Lives of Animals, Mark Bekoff says there's no reason to think animal love would be that different from human love, and he thinks some mourning doves (a type of dove) are more in love than many people he knows. Much more. We have always used the saying "Ask what love is in the world, and it will tell you whether life and death are mutually beneficial", and what we are talking about is the love of wild geese.
It is said that in the animal kingdom, black swans are love birds because they are loyal to love. If one of the couple encounters something unexpected first, the other will be alone and depressed, and will never look for another partner for the rest of his life. If a third party intervenes between the two parties, the betrayed party will choose to commit suicide. If it is flying, it will fold its wings and fall to death. If it is on land, it will bury its head in the soil and suffocate to death.
Perhaps this is what many people think after seeing that picture. Although these two geese are not black swans, the love of birds has never been inferior to that of humans. Yuan Haowen's "Moyu'er·Yanqiu Ci" is in one category, and the love story of Black Swan is in another category. On the contrary, in real life, you will find that love that was originally beautiful has deteriorated or even turned ugly due to various reasons.
The "Shanghai girl went back to her boyfriend's house to celebrate the New Year" incident that has been buzzing throughout the Spring Festival seems to many people to be a love affair that is not deep enough, otherwise it would not have caused such an uproar. If a girl loves deeply enough, she will be tolerant enough, no matter the shortcomings of the other person or the difficulties of the family; if a girl loves deeply enough, even if such conditions are difficult for her to accept, she will not choose to leave immediately. I also posted the matter on the Internet for fear that others would not know.
In short, everyone has their own opinions, because no one dares to say that they have seen through the word love and can tell why. It is the greatest mystery in the world, attracting all men and women to find out. We wish good love stories, regret the missed marriages, and hope that everyone can have a love of their own.
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