12 constellation joke

virgo

The substitute teacher said to the students:? Zhiming has five oranges, Yuanyuan gave him 10, and he gave Xiao Pang seven. How many oranges does Zhiming have now? No one in the class can answer such a complicated question. Finally Virgo said:? Our teacher uses apples when teaching us arithmetic. ?

Aries constellation

5-year-old Aries loves watching? Military? I fell in love with fighter planes and couldn't help shouting: Look! I must have one in the future! ? Dad's answer to this question is always:? Not as long as I live. ? One day, Aries was talking to children, and a fighter plane flew through the air. He pointed excitedly and shouted, Look! I want to buy one? I'll buy it as soon as my father dies. ? Do you know it or not God of war? Known as Aries, his hobby is profitable enough. What he said is really 9 1 1.

Taurus constellation

Niu Niu wanted to make a lot of money since she was a child. She heard from her father that writing a manuscript can make a fortune. So, eight-year-old Niu Niu wrote her own creation, but she didn't know where to send it, so she asked her father. Dad said: send it where there is more money. ? Then, Niu Niu found a big envelope, put the manuscript in it, sealed it, put a stamp on the upper right corner, and then neatly wrote seven words on the envelope:? People's Bank of China. It's really good to find a bank boss in China. You have no economic mind. Who else knows? You are not only gold, but also good!

Gemini

Six-year-old Gemini has started reading Lu Xun and is watching The True Story of Ah Q. One day, she played with her 25-year-old aunt and scratched her hair. Aunt nu way:? Do not touch my head! ? Little Gemini said solemnly: Monks can't move, I want to lose because I am a well-read Gemini, and I have this realm at an early age. What's more, he will be funny? Apply what you have learned? ! If Lu Xun knew that someone understood his masterpiece in this way, he would be better than Lu Yi? Never close your eyes? !

libra

One day, Little Libra said to his younger brother:? Brother, ask mom for money to buy ice cream! Why don't you ask mom for it yourself? You are not ignorant, she is not only my mother, but also your mother! You're right, but you've known her longer! Sure enough, a social expert knows how to talk about friendship at an early age.

Scorpius

Scorpio baby was naughty when he was a child, and his father beat him hard. He gritted his teeth and endured the pain, unwilling to ask his father for mercy. Later, he firmly declared: You can fight as you like, but I swear to you that I will get back at your grandson in the future. Absolutely. It's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years. He won't lose the master of revenge.

Cancer constellation

Sister Cancer and the little brother next door have been friends since childhood. One day, they played house together, and my little brother said to her. When we grow up, we will really get married. Will you marry me? The cancer doll thought for a moment, shook her head and said, I want to be with you. Still, I can't marry you. My father always said, rich water does not flow out of outsiders. Besides, you see, our girls only marry their own. My mother married my father, my aunt married my uncle, and my grandmother married my grandfather.

Le Signe du Lion

One day in class, the teacher asked the 4-year-old lion: Who is the king of beasts? The little lion confidently replied:? The director of the zoo, of course! Not bad, huh? I knew all about personnel organization when I was in kindergarten. I'm definitely a general.

Sagittarius

? Children? The father said to the shooter baby:? You failed in the first grade. I have studied for a year, and my arithmetic has just reached 10. At this rate, what can I do in the future? Be a boxing referee. He loves sports. No matter what adversity he is in, he is always an optimist.

Capricorn. Compare CAPRICORN

Capricorn:? Today, the teacher taught us to say? Yes, sir? And then what? No, sir? . ? Father:? Have you learned? Capricorn:? No, sir. ? Father:? You can't call Mr. Dad. ? Capricorn:? Yes, sir. I really don't understand why he always listens to the teacher so much. He always studies hard and is inflexible.

Aquarius constellation

In the geography exam, the teacher asked the students to briefly describe the following places: Arabia, Singapore, Cape of Good Hope, Rome, Nagoya and Macau. Among them, the small water bottle wrote: A long time ago, there was an old man named Arabia. One day, he went out to climb the mountain. When he climbed to Singapore, he suddenly saw a Rome with a Cape of Good Hope coming straight at him. Frightened, he started to run to Nagoya and soon closed Macao. ? Alternative! Aquarius, like his good friend Gemini, will never hand in a blank sheet of paper. Even if he doesn't know the answer, with his top creativity and imagination, he will definitely have the answer? The language is not amazing, is it endless? Effect.

fishes

A foreigner took a bus with a male classmate in high school because that classmate was fat and sloppy. Soon after getting on the bus, he met his neighbor Pisces and said to my classmate in a childish and lovely voice. Aunt, let you sit in this seat. ? My classmate felt very strange, why did this little sister give her seat to him, so she asked curiously: Why did you give your seat to your big brother? I didn't expect Miss Pisces to answer confidently: The teacher said to give up your seat when you see a pregnant woman! ? The whole car was in an uproar. The students are ashamed. ? At that moment, I finally understood why people often say that the kindness of Pisces is sometimes a burden. There are two kinds of good people, one is a bad good person, probably referring to Pisces, a kind of compassionate person!

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