Funny tongue twisters

Collection of Funny and Dirty Tongue Twisters

Tongue twisters are also called urgent tongue twisters, tongue twisters, tongue twisters, etc. It is a traditional folk language game. Because it intentionally brings together a number of double-sounded, overlapping rhyming words or words with the same or similar pronunciation to form a simple and interesting rhyme, which requires rapid reading, so it makes people read it. I feel the rhythm is strong and full of fun. Below is a collection of funny and dirty tongue twisters that I have collected for you. Welcome to read, I hope you will like it.

1. Gold melons, silver melons, the melon shed is full of melons, melons fall down, hitting the little baby, the baby calls mother, the baby weird melons, melons Laughing doll.

2. Gray fertilizer will turn to ash, but black fertilizer will not turn to ash.

3. If the melon basket is too wide, the melon basket will leak and roll into the ditch. The melon basket is clasped across the ditch, and the melon basket is empty and strange in the ditch.

4. The melons hang on the melon shed, the melon hangs on the melon shed. The wind blows the melons, and the melons hit the shed. The wind blows against the shed, and the shed touches melons.

5. If the fertilizer becomes black and gray, the ash will volatilize and the flowers will fly back; if the fertilizer turns gray and black, the ash will volatilize and the flowers will fly back and turn into ash

6. "Black and gray fertilizers will evaporate and the ash will evaporate and the flowers will fly. Gray and black fertilizers will evaporate and the ash will evaporate and the flowers will fly and turn into ashes.

7. Brother and younger brother Sitting in front of a slope, there is a goose lying on the slope. There is a river flowing under the slope. The younger brother said: The goose wants to cross the river. I don’t know whether it is the goose crossing the river or the river. Goose crossing the river.

8. From the south came a mute with a trumpet strapped to his waist; from the north came a lama carrying a mammoth. The mute with the trumpet refused to exchange the trumpet for the lama who was holding the mammoth. I don’t know whether it was the mute with the trumpet who slapped the lama who was holding the mammoth. The lama carrying the mammoth hit the mute with the trumpet. The lama went home and stewed the mammoth, and the mute played the trumpet.

9. Liu Lanliu, dressed in blue, wears cloth in blue. The willows are used to plow the fields, and the orchid willows are used to plow the fields.

10. Lao Luo pulls a cart of pears, and Lao Li pulls a cart of chestnuts. Lao Luo is called Dali Luo. Li people call him Li Dali. Lao Luo pulls pears to make pear wine, and Lao Li pulls the chestnuts to exchange for pears.

11. Lao Qi wanted to go to sell fish, but he happened to meet Lao Lu to fetch the donkey, and Lao Qi wanted to use Lao Lu. Lao Qi's donkey went to carry fish. Lao Lu said that if Lao Qi wanted to use my Lao Lu's donkey to carry fish, he must give me the fish. If he didn't give me the fish, he should not use my Lao Lu's donkey to carry fish. The two of them were fighting over each other. I missed going to the market.

12. The mouse met the tiger, and the tiger bit the mouse. The tiger could not bite the mouse.

13. Two pairs on the beam. Hanging birds, two pairs of birds hanging upside down in the mud. Pity the two pairs of hanging birds hanging upside down on the beam, thinking about the two pairs of hanging birds hanging upside down in the mud. Pity the two pairs of hanging birds hanging upside down in the mud, also thinking about the two pairs of hanging birds on the beam.

14. There is Huang He in the first class, and Wang Ke in the second class. Huang He and Wang Ke are engaged in creation, Huang He is engaged in woodcutting, and Huang He is writing poetry. Helped Wang Ke to write poems, and Wang Ke helped Huang He to do woodcuts. Due to the collaboration between the two, Huang He completed the woodcuts and Wang Ke wrote the poems.

15. One black, two black, three. Four, five, six and seven are black, and eight, nine, and ten are black. I bought an ebony pipe, and I pinched both ends of it to draw a line of black. I looked at her in the mirror and drew two lines of black. Black. The pink-skinned wall has the Chinese character Sichuan written on it. Look horizontally and vertically. The ivory table has ebony legs. I placed it on the kang with four black streaks. I kept the mule in that cage until it was black. I took it for a walk on the street until it was black. I bought a little donkey and put its saddle on its back. Qi Qi went to Nanwa to cut wheat, and she lost her sickle and pulled it out until it was dark. Yue'er's son was sick, so he used some moxibustion balls to moxibustion it. ) black. The melon seed seller fell asleep and scattered a lot of them. His broom and dustpan were not handy, so he picked up (ten) blacks one by one.

16. A flat bowl of noodles, bake a flat bowl of cake, the cake touches the basin, and the basin touches the cake.

17. Uncle Zhang and Uncle Li were buying dumplings in the dumpling shop. Uncle Zhang bought a big dumpling, and Uncle Li bought a big dumpling. I took it home to feed my mother-in-law, who went to compare the dumplings again and didn't know whether the dumplings bought by Uncle Zhang or Uncle Li were bigger.

18. This is a silkworm, that is a cicada. Silkworms often hide in leaves, and cicadas often sing in the forest.

19. The calligraphy paper was wrapped in thin silver wire, and on the thin silver wire lay 4,444 small dead lice skins that seemed to be dead or immortal. ;