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Why are you pregnant when people ask you if you can't admit it?

This is a folk custom, because there is a kind of patient who is listless and weak. This disease is called abortion. If a person can't solve the abortion in time, he will die. There are two ways to solve it. The first is to go to a nearby family and ask whose daughter-in-law is pregnant. If the daughter-in-law is found pregnant, she will definitely walk into the woman's stomach and become a fetus. She will borrow a thread from her house, come back and wrap it around the egg, and then write it on the egg. Let the patient stand in the sun or moonlight, let the shadow reflect in the basin in front of him, scoop water on the reflection in the basin for seven times with a cup, put the scooped water into the pot, then put the wrapped and named eggs into the pot and cook them until the water boils, then pull the eggs away and put the eggshells into the fire to burn. It's called tire burning, and the egg will be eaten by the patient.

So you can't tell anyone after pregnancy. The second folk custom is that the more people know after pregnancy, the longer it takes to have a baby.