A collection of hilarious three-minute jokes A collection of three-minute jokes

1. Every day, the girl would come to his restaurant to eat, sit by the window, and order two set meals. Every time he asked how many people were dining, she would always shyly say two people, but then she said He ate it alone and silently. He thought maybe someone had been with the girl, but that person was no longer there. Finally one day, he wanted to go over and ask the girl to listen to her story, but he heard the girl saying to herself: "The two servings are so small, not enough to eat."

2. The boyfriend drank with the client at night , drank too much, went home late at night, and couldn't find the door, so he stood in the community and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Everyone who is sleeping, wake up!" So many residents turned on their lights and shouted, "Everyone who is asleep, wake up!" I opened all the windows!" So, many residents' windows were opened, and people stuck their heads out to see what was going on in anger or inexplicable, and continued to shout, "Look where I am, take me back!"

3. One day, Tang Monk was in danger. Sun Wukong took out a few hairs and transformed into seven Tang monks. The little demon caught Tang Seng and handed him to the king. The king asked why there were seven Tang monks. Xiaoyaohui, Dakai is a course of treatment. . .

4. The young man met the Zen master: "Master, I am already in my thirties and still single. How can I find a wife?" The Zen master touched his head: "You are sick, right? I want to know how to find a wife." If I find a wife, I will still be a monk!"

5. When someone applies for a job, the interviewer asks "your name", "iPhone5", "I ask you your name", "iPhone5" is about to get angry. So I looked at my resume and was shocked, "Ai Fengwu"!

6. The little rabbit wanted to know what happiness was, so he asked the tiger. The tiger said that being a family is happiness. Then he asked the lion, and the lion said that the person you love also loves you is happiness. Finally I went to ask the leopard again, and the leopard said that good health is happiness. The little rabbit came home and told his mother all this. The mother said that you are actually very happy today. The little rabbit didn't understand and asked why, and the mother said: Because you can come back alive today. , you b kid!

7. MM, a nurse with poor injection skills, would find someone to practice injecting needles when she had nothing to do. Once, she met a sleeping patient and injected injection after injection, unknowingly, from head to toe... just in MM's fragrance When he was dripping with sweat and wanted to find another place for the injection, the patient jumped up and yelled: Do you really think I am dead in my sleep? Hit from head to toe! MM ran away. At work the next day, the dean held MM's hand and said, "The only vegetative person in the hospital who had been sleeping for 8 years was cured by your injection!" ”

8. Today my wife called me and told me that she had bought something for me. She rushed home after get off work. She saw a big package on the bed! She opened it with joy and it turned out to be a big package. The down jacket is very thick and beautiful, but...how does it look like a woman's? After seeing it, my wife took the clothes and shook them out. This gift is yours!

9. The dog went to the yard and caught a cat. It bared its teeth and threatened the cat: "Catch a mouse and come back to me!" "The cat was very scared and hurriedly went to the alley to catch a mouse. When he saw the cat carrying the mouse tremblingly in front of it, the dog suddenly grinned and happily took out a pair of cards from his pocket: “Come, let’s fight the landlord! ".

10. My girlfriend asked: "Dear, what day is today? "I thought to myself: "It's not her birthday, it's not an anniversary, it's not her Dayi mother's visit to relatives." My forehead was already sweating! "Do you know or not? I asked tentatively: "What day is it?" "It's your birthday!" Don't know this. I immediately became angry: "Kao, why are you so mysterious about such a small thing?" I'm scared to death. ”