Pain Jin Shengtan: Pain Mi Meng.

Jin Shengtan's uncle named Qian, a veteran of the Ming Dynasty, was dragged into the lake by a famous prostitute Liu to be martyred. As a result, because I didn't want to die, I said the famous saying that the water was too cold. It was also because of its nature that money later fell to the Qing Dynasty. Although he is dirty, his life is booming, much like Mi Meng who took refuge in capital today, and he is well dressed.

In his childhood, Jin Shengtan was very poor because of internal and external troubles in the late Ming Dynasty. After my uncle's money was cleared, at a birthday party, the guests said that his nephew Jin Shengtan was a talent from the south of the Yangtze River and asked Jin Shengtan to jointly celebrate his birthday. Jin Shengtan was in a dilemma and wrote: "A civilian with a small face; Treacherous court officials in the Three Dynasties. " When uncle Qian saw this, his eyes turned white and his hands and feet were cold, and he couldn't even say a word.

Jin Shengtan is out of tune with the world, so it is not difficult to get a candidate in the exam with his talent. However, most of the old people in the Ming Dynasty were stubborn. Even if they have pigtails, they are all towards the Han people in their hearts. Jin Shengtan has tried many times, and his writing is grotesque and ironic, so he is famous in Sun Shan. After a day of writing and reading, I don't want my own career anymore.

Originally, being an ordinary person could lead a carefree life, but Jin Shengtan always caused some right and wrong. Always walking by the river, how can you not wet your shoes? Once marched with many scholars, and was finally put into prison and sentenced to death directly.

Before Jin Shengtan died, he also told some banter jokes. When it's time to be beheaded, it seems that it's no big deal, still laughing. The knife fell off, my head fell off, and two balls of paper rolled out of my ear. When I opened it, I actually wrote "good" and "pain" respectively.

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Mi Meng wrote Jin Shengtan, which hurt him deeply. This is the reason. In her famous works, Mi Meng used a lot of methods of combining reality with reality, and opened an ancient story of an ancient person in a modern way, combining the elements popular on the Internet at that time, achieving a popular, funny and humorous effect. At this time, Mi Meng must still admire Jin Shengtan, at least her own article style is still moving closer to Jin Shengtan.

Later, she also wrote many similar articles describing ancient people in a modern tone, and published "Saint Please Remove Makeup". However, "The Sage Please Remove Makeup" did not cause much repercussions among the noisy crowd. Like modern times and the late Ming dynasty, impetuous, turbulent and utilitarian.

On that day, the major media and portals collectively fell into a state of madness. Paparazzi are waiting around the prison for the latest gossip. I can't help it Jin Shengtan, the richest writer of the year, a big shot in publishing, an astrologer and a master of prophecy, has been elected as the favorite celebrity of national entertainment books for five consecutive years. As an idol "cultural super man", he makes headlines from time to time, and the headlines are very tasty. For example, "locked with a handsome man's finger, Jin Shengtan is gay?" -"Jin Shengtan spent 72 hours with his cousin at the seaside, suspected of incest by close relatives": As the first blogger in the Qing Dynasty, Jin Shengtan's blog post is explosive. He fired at cultural celebrities of past dynasties, calling Liu Chenweng a slave. Su Shi has no overall situation, and Yan Shu's talent is like "a dog bites a piece". He listed 33 best things in life, each of which has a bad taste: sores in private parts, hot water washing behind closed doors, refreshing; It's cool to see someone flying a kite when the line suddenly broke. I heard that someone just died. When asked, it turned out to be the first schemer in the city. It's amazing!

And this point, as early as more than a decade ago, Mimeng's network era has already begun to emerge. Mi Meng has noticed a feature of the network society-extreme violence.

In Jin Shengtan, Mi Meng tries to describe all kinds of irrelevant netizens' faces, but rarely writes about Jin Shengtan himself. She tried to create a group of boring, boring and blind online Facebook. Those onlookers discussed some meaningless topics enthusiastically. They pay attention to some famous people, but they don't want to learn anything from them. They just want to chat after dinner, or create a tragedy in which a celebrity is killed.

Is that all beings are ugly and don't know it.

His hobby is flirting with society. The imperial examination is sacred and inviolable, and he insists on violating it again and again: the examination room is forced, but he insists on being naive.

Mi Meng respects, loves and regrets Jin Shengtan. What she regrets is not this great talent who has already passed away and even has no grave, but the group of people who are very similar to Jin Shengtan.

Jin Shengtan said: I died, too.

This group of people, including the former Mi Meng.

"In fact, this era is not worthy of him." Mi Meng finally said. Young, she didn't know this sentence was her last words.

First appeared on WeChat official account: Takemoto Hu Mao.