Ancient joke: good wine.

Tofu mixed with green onions-stir-fried tofu with two white pickles-the word (salt) comes first.

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual, lime is stuck in (uncle's) mouth-white said (brush)

Hardcover Maotai-taking photos of Pig Bajie for a long time-asking for embarrassment (see)

Holding a child-Shu (combing his heart), his father-Lao Su (Su)

Four-beam cotton-talk about (play) not being on the water margin strategist-no use (martial arts)

Wrapped in the air-playing the fool. (install wind).

Sung river's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs).

The straw hat seller throws the pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

Brother is not at home.-Come on. (sister-in-law).

My nephew plays with lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).

The rain hits Huangmei's head-bad luck. (pour plums).

Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free)

Bald man with an umbrella-lawlessness. (no hair can't).

A short transition-inner peace. (Pan Xin).

Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.

December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

Public toilets are still being stoned-causing public outrage. (causing male feces).

Under a fur coat.-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.

Confucius' action is a complete loss. All the books.

Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high).

Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).

Scholar towel. (Bao Shu).

The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page.

It's not surprising that the needle is still picking out towels. (Not enough for a flag).

Slam the bamboo with a blunt knife.-hard. (it won't ring).

How dare you tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole? What a big duster.

Knock melon seeds, knock bedbugs-everyone has them. There are all kinds of benevolence.

Crutches at intersections-you can't be the master. I can't do it.

Chatting at the salt store-I have nothing to do. It's too salty to cook.

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).

Blow the horn from the window-it's famous. (singing outside).

The dragon god moved.-great. (out of the sea)

Laojiu's brother.-Really? (old ten).

Buried in an empty coffin-arrogant. There is no one in the Woods.

Eight-pronged approach-rules. (turtle lifts).

Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

Raw peanuts.-it must be noisy. I'm going to explode.

The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread)

It is just right for any girl to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi).

Monk's house-temple. (wonderful).

Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter.

Blind people wear glasses-false intelligence. (pretending to be clear).

Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly).

Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan).

Hardcover maotai-very old. (Good wine)

Spider trawling-selfish. (from silk).

The blind lead the blind-busy is busy. (blind and blind).

Long live Grandpa with a nosebleed-Zhen Hong. I am red.

What's next-ask the question to the end. (tattoo to the end).

Walking in the watermelon field. (The circle where the left and right sides intersect).

Take off your old shoes and put on new ones-turn over a new leaf. (changing shoes).

Sacks and straw bags-each generation is not as good as the next. One bag is not as good as one.

I can remember the beans at the bottom of the bowl. (the grain enters the eye).

Selling cloth without feet-bad intentions. (deliberate accident).

A poor carpenter starts a business-only one sentence. There is only a saw.

Brick kiln fire-rumor. (kiln smoke).

Without oil, it is a waste of heart. (Waste of energy).

Zhong Kui married his sister-fooling around. Ghost marriage.

The dung boat crossed the river-playing dead. (loading shit).

Sticking to the Nest and Mixing with Huang Lian —— Year after year of suffering. (sticky)

Open a drawer in a drugstore-have fun. (looking for pills)

Frogs dive well-I don't understand. (poop-poop).

Riding in Opera-No (Walking)

Saute pickles without soy sauce-as promised. Salt comes first.

Eating jiaozi without stuffing-naughty. (pick the skin).

From Henan to Hunan-it's even harder. (South Canada).

Carry a stone with a lantern-do it. (copy).

The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen).

Whips in the fields.-Bullshit. (urging cattle).

The backbone of children-the generation of small people. The back of the villain.

Aviation somersault-handstand. (inverted flight test).

The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair).

The old monk lives in a cave-there is nothing. (No temple).

The cargo ship is at sea.-amateurs. (Foreign Airlines).

Burn the flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).

Weasel in the henhouse-speculation. (stealing chickens).

Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story. One salt is hard to get in.

There is a reason for setting off firecrackers in the well. (with a round sound).

It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs).

Eat ginseng on your ass.-spare. (added).

Pi Di's mother-too thick-skinned. (Empress Dowager Pi).

Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man).

Bring a sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (Make a sheep face)

Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden.

Crazy chat with a fan. (rumor)

Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot).

Sleep in the toilet-it's not far from death. It's not far from shit

Crossword puzzle: 1, crossword puzzle: the emperor's new clothes-attack

2, crossword puzzle: Level 1-Huai

3, crossword puzzle: Shi Dakai-Yan

Crossword puzzle: an introduction to pig worship

5, crossword puzzles: exceptionally generous-back

6, crossword puzzle: get out of the boudoir and get to know each other-good.

7. Crossword puzzle: One Thousand and One Nights-歼

8. Crossword puzzle: 72 hours-Crystal

Crossword puzzle: The foot of my bed is shining brightly-Kuang.

10, crossword puzzle: need half, leave half light.

1 1, crossword puzzle: bite more than half a name.

12, crossword puzzle: January 1st is not today-Ming.

13, crossword puzzle: if you want half, throw half milk.

14, crossword puzzle: general store-noisy

15, crossword puzzle: even friends meet-boron

16, crossword puzzle: begging out of breath

17, crossword puzzle: four parties come to cooperate and contribute more-devices.

18, crossword puzzle: a change before greed becomes poverty-poverty

19, crossword puzzle: Chunqiu-Qin

20. crossword puzzle: Yinchuan-Spring

2 1, crossword puzzle: Come again-Ran

22. Crossword: Goalkeeper-Flash

23. Crossword: Someone stole a car-lost it.

24. Crossword puzzle: The day after brewing.

25, crossword puzzle: half green and half purple-vegetarian

26. crossword puzzle: self-body

27. Crossword puzzle: Scholars cock their tails-baldness.

28, crossword puzzle: focus on supporting the northwest-head.

29. crossword puzzles: physical disability, mental disability. -Interest

30. Crossword: Eighteen by Six Schools

3 1, crossword puzzle: a hooked moon-heart with three stars

32. Crossword puzzle: A little vertical pressure

33. crossword puzzle: eight characters-learning

34, crossword puzzle: one in a thousand, one in a hundred-Bo

35. crossword puzzle: Goose chasing ship-patrolling 2 1 10. Guess a word and the answer is: Yan.

36. Four people move a piece of wood and guess a word. The answer is: Jay.

37. A person, guess a word and the answer is: big.

38. A man opens his mouth and puts a hand under his mouth. Guess the answer is: take it.

39. Guess a word, including one person, and the answer is: meat.

40. One person picks two villains, and the answer is: clip.

4 1. One person hangs a bow around his waist. Guess the answer is: Yi.

42. Take a bite of the cow's tail and guess a word. The answer is Sue.

43. decisively, guess a word. The answer is: pay.

44, one big and one small, guess a word and the answer is: Nai.

45, a bucket of rice, guess a word, the answer is: materials.

46. 1 month 7, guess a word, the answer is: fat.

47. One plus one, guess a word. The answer is: Wang.

48, half, guess a word and the answer is: mortar.

49 thirteen o'clock in a word, the difficulty lies in how to order. Guess a word and the answer is: juice.

50, one hundred MINUS one, guess a word and the answer is: white.

5 1, night after night, guess a word, the answer is: a lot.

One person moves two pieces of soil, and the answer is: good.

53. One week, guess a word, and the answer is: the theme.

54, a family of eleven, guess a word, the answer is: Ji.

55. There are seven people in a family. They planted an acre of land, but they didn't have enough to eat. They also have a dog. The answer is: animals.

56. A stick, a square box and a ladder are placed in the middle. The answer is: noodles.

57, a cow, guess a word, the answer is: health.

58. A dog has four mouths. Guess a word and the answer is: device.

59. An arrow went through the heart. Guess the answer is: yes.

60. It is 1. 1 meter long. If you go to Nanyang, there is a man in Nanyang who is only one inch long. The answer is: Fu.

6 1, with water on one side and mountains on the other. Guess a word and the answer is: Shantou.

62. One side is red and the other side is green, enjoying the wind and rain. The answer is: autumn.

63. Seven people with eight eyes, guess a word and the answer is: goods.

64. Seven people have grass on their heads. Guess the answer is: flowers.

65,72 hours, guess a word, the answer is: crystal.

66. Seven people have eight eyes, ten people have eight eyes and westerners have eight eyes.

My mother also has eight eyes. Guess four words, the answer is: authentic.

67, ninety-nine, guess a word, the answer is: white.

68. Nine birds, guess a word, and the answer is: pigeon.

No.69 and No.9, guess a word, and the answer is: Xu.

70, nine carriages, guess a word, the answer is: railroad tracks.

7 1, 9 o'clock, guess a word, the answer is: pills.

72. Erbajiaren, guess a word, and the answer is: wonderful.

73. Miss Er, guess a word and the answer is: posture.

74. Two brothers, stand by and watch themselves. Guess a word. The answer is: competition.

75, people are not in place, guess a word, the answer is: Li.

With him, people will become stronger. Guess a word, and the answer is: one.

I don't care who I am. Guess a word and the answer is: Russia.

78. Everyone is here. Guess a word, and the answer is: Next.

79. People are unarmed. Guess a word, the answer is: control.

80, people do not believe, guess a word, the answer is: word.

8 1 88, guess a word and the answer is: meters.

82. Eight brothers enjoy the moon together. Guess a word. The answer is: take off.

83, the knife has been drawn, guess the answer is: force.

84. Eleven scholars, guess a word, and the answer is: stone.

At twelve o'clock, guess a word, and the answer is: fight.

86. At thirteen o'clock, guess a word, and the answer is: juice.

87. Fifteen people, guess a word and the answer is: umbrella.

88, 15 days, guess a word and the answer is: fat.

89. Breakfast is ten yuan and dried beans are eight yuan. Guess a word and the answer is: fuck.

90. October 10th (Wuchang Uprising). Guess the answer is: North Korea.

9 1, 10 month 10 day, guess a word, the answer is: Meng.

92. Three people are under the cross and guess a word. The answer is: Come.

93. Cross to cross, sun to moon, guess a word, and the answer is: Yes.

94. Ten brothers, guess a word and the answer is: gram.

95. Three people bite a horse and guess a word. The answer is: check.

96, three overlaps, don't guess a word, guess a word and the answer is: eyes.

97, three pieces of paper, guess a word, the answer is: Shun.

98. Guess a word up and down and the answer is: card.

99, collusion, guess a word, the answer is: card.

100, it's hard to tell up and down, and the answer is: card.

10 1, it hasn't rained for a long time. Guess the answer is: Tian.

102,1000 words, guess a word and the answer is: enough.

103, a thousand miles of marriage is a line. Guess a word and the answer is: heavy.

104, there are bamboo forests on the soil and gold under the soil. Guess a word, and the answer is: wait.

105, adults pick villains, guess a word and the answer is: clip.

106, a gentleman is second to none. Guess a word and the answer is: day.

107, big head, careless, small body, guess a word and the answer is: Beijing.

108, it rained heavily in Hengshan. Guess the answer is: snow.

109, little girl, guess a word and the answer is: wonderful.

1 10, the mountain is again and again. Guess a word, the answer is: Chu, Yue.

1 1 1. Don't talk. Guess a word. The answer is: kiss.

1 12, unreasonable person, guess the answer is: land.

1 13, the center is missing, guess a word and the answer is: Bu.

1 14, the Mid-Autumn Festival night is overcast. Guess the answer is: cells.

1 15, Chinese, guess a word and the answer is: wow.

1 16, kiss each other, guess the answer is: Lu.

1 17, fifty pairs of ears, guess a word and the answer is: Mo.

1 18, five-day house, plant a tree outside the house, guess a word and the answer is: Wu.

1 19, less than 60, more than 80, guess the answer is: Ping.

120, public and private, guess a word and the answer is: eight.

12 1, inversely proportional, guess a word and the answer is: north.

122, there is nothing in the sky. If you take a bite, everyone has it. Guess the answer is: people.

123, everyday, guess a word, the answer is: hey.

124, where is your wife going? Guess a word, and the answer is: two.

125, madam. Guess the answer is: husband.

126, Sun King, guess a word, the answer is: Wang.

127, the sun sets in the west and the moon hangs in the east. Guess the answer is: Ming.

128, the sun is hanging on the top of the tree. Guess a word and the answer is: fruit.

129, Confucius climbed the mountain, and the guess is: Yue.

130, Kong Ming set an empty plan, Su Qin can say that the six countries are equal, and Liulang wants to cut his own son.

Zongbao didn't give up Mu Guiying. Guess four words. The answer is: smart words.

13 1, my heart ached. Guess the answer is: Yes.

132, can't put down the volume. Guess the answer is: volume.

133, handbag, guess a word and the answer is: hug.

134, unarmed, guess the answer is: control.

135, integration of defense and civilian technologies, guess the answer is: Bin.

136, both civil and military, guess the answer is: bin.

137, dialect, guess a word, the answer is: ring.

138, the sky is straight, there is no point, and the guess is: God.

139, the days are long and the months are short, and the two sides are lined up. Guess a word and the answer is: door.

140, day after day, guess the answer is: Chang.

14 1, sunset in the forest, guess the answer is: East.

142, the sunset washed away, but a little ordinary. Guess a word, the answer is: bald.

143, the sunset is fragrant, wash your heart a little, and guess the answer is: bald.

144, moonlight enters the door, guess a word and the answer is: leisure.

145, there is more than one wooden word. The answer to guessing a word is: (a) move; bright red

146, water conservancy project, guess a word, the answer is: mercury.

147, cremated into shells, the answer is: rotten goods.

148, the stove is cold and slippery, and the answer is: donkey.

Wang Xiaoming has big ears. /kloc-When he was 0/4 years old, he studied in a primary school. The answer is: listen.

150, Mr. Wang sat on the stone and guessed a word. The answer is: Bi.

15 1, Wang Zhaojun looks up at the slanting moon, and the sky hangs dead. Guess the answer is: Wang.

152. Give love and guess a word. The answer is: suffering.

153, the gentry didn't see each other, and only half of them invited friends, and the dark clouds covered the sun.

It is even more pitiful under the bright moon. Guess four words, and the answer is: 10 month 10 day.

154, one big and two small, guess a word and the answer is: Nai.

155, brothers are in debt, guess a word, the answer is: Song brothers and sisters, the answer is: catch.

156, why not give half? Guess the answer is: Xi 'an.

157, from the valley, moved to the bushes, guess a word, the answer is: stay.

158, half out and half in, guess the answer is: Cui.

159, half a person, guess a word and the answer is: companion.

160, half a month, guess a word and the answer is: fat.

16 1, half true and half false, guess a word and the answer is: value.

162, half guess, the answer is: plunder.

163, the upper part is gone, the lower part is done, it is two halves, and there is no lower part. The answer is: bear.

164, the ancient moon, guess the answer is: Hu.

165, Sima Zhongyuan, guess a word and the answer is: soul (speaking of ghosts).

166, buried by the coming night, guess a word, the answer is: sauce.

167, four mountains are vertical and horizontal, two days thick, rich from him, tired from him. The answer is: Tian.

168, Sichuan dog, guess a word, the answer is: a person.

169, surrounded by mountains and connected by mountains, guess a word and the answer is: Tian.

170, lost heart, guess a word, the answer is: altogether.

17 1, left eighteen, right eighteen, eight of 24, and eight of 18. The answer is: Fan.

172. When you open the door, the guests will take off their hats first and then take off their clothes. Guess a word, and the answer is: pavilion.

173. Interrupt your thoughts and guess a word. The answer is: heart.

174, there is no first day in the first month. Guess the answer is: Ken.

175, the orthography is less than one horizontal, and the answer to guessing a word is: step.

176, Tanaka, guess a word, the answer is: ten.

177, grass grows in the field after the rain. Guess a word, and the answer is: ray.

178, a, b, d, e, g, n, n, I guess the answer is: drought.

179, grow old together, guess the answer is: tongue.

180, add two points to the word "wood". Don't guess the word "Bei". The answer is: him.

18 1, Elizabeth, guess the answer is: English.

182, don't make a fool of yourself. Guess the answer is: item.

183, more than half, guess a word, the answer is: night.

184, the good bird has no heart for the old forest. After eating insects, fly in the wind, and partridges fly to Shili Pavilion. Guess the answer is: the husband and wife are singing.

185, everyone has a mouth and a hand under it. Guess the answer is: take it.

186, if the arrow is on the string, guess the answer is: quote.

187, ulterior motives, speechless, guess the answer is: Asia.

188, watchdog, guess the answer is: crime.

189, the sun never rises. Guess a word and the answer is: nine.

190, one person chooses two villains, and the answer is: clip.

19 1, it's hard to say with a mouth. Guess the answer is: Asia.

192, where there is a will, there is a way. Guess a word and the answer is: stone.

193, I have my hands in my arms and my feet want to slip away. The answer is: Bao.

194, which is obvious to all. Guess a word and the answer is: yes.

195, there are two animals, one in the water and the other in the mountain. The answer is: fresh.

Joke, story: See a chicken and make it.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved chickens. The tenant rented his field, but he had to be given a chicken first.

A tenant named Zhang San went to pay the rent to the landlord at the end of the year and rented it out the next year. When he went, he put a chicken in a bag, and after paying the rent, he told the landlord about renting the land for the next year. He insisted that his hands were empty, opened his eyes and said, "There are no three kinds of land." Zhang Sanming understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag.

As soon as the landlord saw the chicken, he immediately changed his tune and said, "If you don't give it to Zhang San, who will you give it to?"

Zhang San said, "Your words have changed so quickly!"

The landlord replied: "That sentence was' nonsense' just now, and now it is said by accident."

Ears are here.

The new magistrate is from Shandong. Because he wanted to hang up, he said to the master, "buy me two bamboo poles."

Inquired that the "bamboo pole" in Shandong dialect was "pig liver", and quickly agreed, ran to the butcher's shop and said, "Master Xinxian wants to buy two pieces of pig liver. You are a clever man.

You should know it! "

The shopkeeper, a clever man, immediately cut off two pieces of pig liver and presented a pair of pig ears.

Out of the butcher's shop, the master thought, "My master told me to buy pig liver, and this pig ear is of course mine …" So he wrapped the hunting ear and stuffed it into his pocket. Go back to the county government and report to the magistrate: "Report back to Grandpa, I bought pig liver!" "

The magistrate was very angry when he saw that the master had bought pig liver, and said, "Where are your ears!" " Hearing this, the master turned pale with fear and quickly replied, "Ear … Ear … here … in my … pocket!" "

Have a chance.

A commodity salesman went to Guangzhou on business. After arriving in Beijing, he wants to go there by plane. Afraid that the manager wouldn't agree to the reimbursement, he sent a telegram to the manager: "Take it when you have the chance, or don't take it." The manager received the telegram and thought it was an "opportunity" to close the deal. He immediately called back: "Seize the opportunity."

The salesman came back from a business trip to reimburse the travel expenses, and the manager refused to reimburse the air ticket expenses on the grounds that he was not qualified to fly. The salesman took out his manager's call back and the manager was dumbfounded.

Geographical name correlation

On New Year's Eve, my brother took two overseas Chinese students home for dinner. One is cheerful and the other is more formal.

During the dinner, the cheerful classmate smiled and said to us, "He is from Myanmar, so he is shy." Then raise your glass to toast everyone, raise your head and drink it off, and then say, "I'm from Yangon."

The headmaster is angry.

At the school affairs meeting at the end of the semester, the headmaster was furious at the inefficiency of personnel management. He said, "the person in charge of the director's business is not sensible; The consciousness of personnel management is not strong; Not an official! "

Rural conference

At a meeting in the village, the village chief said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. The meeting is over now. The host said: "Sausage paste melon for pickles." (Now, the head of the township will speak. The township head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, today's meal.