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The story of the silly bear family
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The Story of the Silly Bear Family
Mama Bear is going out and is busy putting on her shoes. Wearing a floral slipper on his left foot and a high-heeled shoe on his right foot, he limped out and ran out, crying blah blah blah and came back: "Oh my! My leg is broken and turned into a The shorter one is longer!"
Daddy Bear and Baby Bear looked at her shoes and said, "Ha, what a silly mother!"
One day, the whole family went out for a walk. It started to rain, and Father Bear slapped his head: "Oh no, no, I forgot to water the flowers today!" He hurried home, picked up the kettle and ran to the garden. Mother Bear and Baby Bear covered their mouths and laughed: "On a rainy day,
why are you watering the flowers? What a silly dad!"
Baby Bear went out to play and came to the river. , saw a bear doll in the river, and ran home crying: "Oh no, I fell into the river!" The frightened Father Bear and Mother Bear pulled the bear doll. So I ran to the river and took a look. Dad Bear
Dad and Mother Bear both cried sadly: "Silly baby, you are not the only one who fell in. Our whole family fell into the river." It’s here!”
The old cow grazing by the river saw it and laughed loudly: “What a family of silly bears!”
A family of silly bears laugh all day long. Ha ha. Forest City selects "happy families" and everyone chooses the Silly Bear family. On the day of award distribution, Mother Bear wore a beautiful long dress and went to the stage to receive the award on behalf of the whole family. She stared at the big trophy and forgot to pull up her long skirt. She stepped on the skirt and somersaulted over, right in front of Uncle Elephant who was handing out the trophy. Everyone laughed happily: "Haha
Hahaha, hahaha, this trophy should be awarded to the Silly Bear family!
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It belongs to the Silly Bear family Story Comments
The Silly Bear family is very cute and silly. Mother Bear and Father Bear are both confused, so they always make a lot of jokes. We still can’t learn from the Little Bear family in doing things, we can’t be confused or careless. Make fewer mistakes, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble and won't become the laughing stock of others.
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