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Paternity test fake joke

The result is that neither child is his! Lao Li is honest, besides making money, he is very kind to his daughter-in-law. He never hides selfishness and gives his wife every penny he earns. He thinks it is not easy for him to work in other places. It is right for his wife to take care of the children alone and be nice to her!

What is Lao Li's wife doing at home? Besides raising children, my biggest hobby is playing mahjong. I play mahjong from morning till night and dress myself up beautifully. The villagers coaxed me. Look, Lao Li, you are working in other places, and your daughter-in-law is at home alone. There are too many rumors. You should pay attention!

My family always says Lao Li, your two children don't look like you. Your daughter-in-law must have given birth to someone else. Lao Li took his four-year-old son to the hospital for paternity test in order to stop his long mouth. When he arrived at the hospital, he told the doctor so. I didn't believe that my son was not mine, but my family suspected that my son was not mine, so they made an appraisal and told them to give up.

Results The appraisal results came out. The son is not Lao Li's. Lao Li went home with the appraisal results, and soon he brought his seven-year-old daughter to do the paternity test. As a result, his daughter was not his, and the hospital was dumbfounded. Neither of the children is his. Did we make a mistake? I also did a paternity test for Lao Li, and the result was the same as before. There is no blood relationship between Lao Li and his children.

I think the whole village knows that these two children are not Lao Li, but Lao Li doesn't know. Well, this time, medical care cannot be faked. Lao Li knows, but I don't know what Lao Li wants to do with two paternity tests. Is it a divorce? Or shall we continue?

Should honest people be cheated? I once knew a sister who worked in the bathroom. She has a good figure, a fair face and a lovely figure. As we all know, when she stops working, she will go back to her hometown and take the money she earned over the years to take good care of her old age!

This sister doesn't think so. He said she would marry an honest man when she was thirty-seven or thirty-eight, and she did the same. But if she married an honest man, she wouldn't be so happy. If she has no money, she will be a bear. After living together for a year, she can't stand fooling around outside with the so-called honest man behind her back.

Lao Li's wife may feel the same way. She is too old to get along with. She is still young and beautiful, and others still want her. Just marry an honest man and have a home. As a result, it turns out that this kind of life is not what she wants at all. I started fooling around outside, cuckolded my husband and gave birth to two other people's children. It was really a loss.

Conclusion: Who is to blame? Is there anything wrong with Lao Li? Why marry such a wife? Your mother never told you to fit, did she? I am greedy for the beauty of others, right? Do you regret it now? But it's too late to regret. After so many years, your wife may not know who the fathers of these two children are, but she has helped others raise their daughters for seven years and their sons for four years. This cuckold husband brought it to you. Too green!