Zhao Benshan had a brain teaser.

Brainstorming, as a special linguistic phenomenon, has long attracted the attention of many scholars. So far, there are countless research results on brain teasers from the perspectives of rhetoric, psychology and linguistics. I sorted out Zhao Benshan's brain teasers for you. I hope you like them.

Selected brain teasers

1. Colleagues are drinking and chatting in Xiaozhangjia. After three rounds of drinking, why does everyone know that Xiao Zhang is drunk? Answer: Because Xiao Zhang is putting on his shoes and is going home.

2. An old woman is reading a newspaper. A mosquito tried to bite her. The old woman's hands and feet did not move. Why did the mosquito suddenly die? Answer: Because he was pinched by his grandmother's wrinkles.

What do Mr. Lin and Mrs. Lin do when they sleep every day? Answer: Close your eyes.

4. Why did Mulan, who had been in the army for eighteen years, surprise her former dragon robe when she changed into women's clothes? Answer: Because they think Mulan is more suitable for men's wear.

A pair of shoes costs RMB, but how much is a pair of shoes? Answer: No.

Xiao Chen is recognized as a poor man, but he can spend a lot of money every day. Why? Answer: Xiao Chen is a bank teller.

7. What is the relationship between artist Fang Fang and Fang Fangfang? Answer: One is the square of a square and the other is the cube of a square.

8. A passenger plane flying at high altitude was sailing when Xiao Wang suddenly opened the hatch and rushed out. Why didn't he fall to death? Answer: He rushed into the toilet.

9. The toilet hangs an alarm clock. Guess an idiom? Answer: the beginning and the end.

10. My aunt gave Xiaohua a kitten. The kitten didn't die or run, and the little flower didn't give away. Why didn't my aunt come to Xiaohua's house three months later and see the kitten? Answer: It has grown into a big cat.

1 1. Popeye ate a can of spinach, why didn't he become a Hercules? Answer: He holds baby food.

12. Why does the captain let the tall man stand in front and the short man stand behind when training new recruits? Answer: The captain was a fruit stand before he joined the army.

13. Why does the person's ass live in the back? Answer: Farting can smell less.

14. What was the first sentence of an American landing on the moon? Answer: American dialect

15. How can I find the lost thumbtack immediately? Answer: Walk barefoot.

16. Why do people say: What is the fairest thing in the world? Conscience? Answer: Have you ever said that someone said that they have no conscience?

17. There is air in the balloon, so what is in the lifebuoy? Answer: people who can't swim

18. Do cows bark when they are young? Leg? What should rabbits and turtles be called when they were young? Answer: Son of a bitch.

19. It is said that a while ago? e .t？ After leaving the earth, there is only one word left in the English alphabet, but the latest news sounds like a word. Why? Answer: Because the UFO flew away, WC stinked and AIDS was hospitalized.

20. A hammer won't break the bowl. Why? Answer: The bowl is broken.

2 1. When does a person have the best memory? Answer: When others owe themselves money.

When Tom wrote a letter, the addresses of the receiver and the sender were reversed, and the letter was sent home, but he sent it to the receiver without spending half a penny. Why? Answer: He wrote that there was no such person and put it in the mailbox.

23. Pig Bajie died foolishly, so how did his son die? Answer: Of course, it is also stupid.

24. There is an order written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? Answer: The grade said, don't read this article.

25. Xiaoding is swimming in the swimming pool. Why did the water suddenly get deeper? Answer: Because someone just peed.

26. What does the mother worry most about when her daughter attends the dance for the first time? Answer: Dance with wolves.

27. Why do police wear white belts? Answer: pants will fall off if you don't bring them.

28. What should I do if I don't want my mother to do the dishes on Mother's Day? Answer: Tell her: Mom, leave it till tomorrow.

29. A man is wearing a helmet with a fan tied to it, an electric fan in his left hand, a kettle in his right hand and skates on his feet. Where is he going? Answer: mental hospital

30. Besides zoos and Africa, where else can you see giraffes? Answer: examination room

Interesting brain teaser

1. A year ago, 1 month/day, everyone was doing a very important thing. Do you remember what it is? Answer: Everyone is breathing.

2. Why does Xiao Wang always keep the same posture when running? Answer: Because he is in the photo.

The left side looks like an electric fan, and the right side looks like an electric fan. Although it looks like an electric fan, it just doesn't turn. What is this? Answer: the electric fan with power failure.

Under what circumstances will everyone take the initiative to play the spirit of going through fire and water? Answer: When eating hot pot.

5. Why does a person often jump from a place ten meters high without any safety devices? Answer: Divers.

6. Xiao Wang often socializes because of his work. Although he comes home early every day, his wife still complains constantly. Why? Answer: He goes home early every morning.

7. Why does it take only three minutes for a snail to climb from Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region to Hainan Province? Answer: It crawls on the map.

8. A person who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why answer: wearing a life jacket?

9. What do blacks have to worry about? Answer: tanning

10. One fell to the sky, one fell to the sky, one was miserable, and the other was happy. What are you doing? Answer: the cat catches the mouse.

1 1. Where is the source of the Yellow River? Answer: In the sky, how did the water of the Yellow River fall from the sky?

12. What is the success of the pretender? Answer: Just fill in the blanks.

13. What kind of home do you live in and can go to work without leaving home? Answer: country

14. What kind of river will people never cross? What will the water seller think when he sees this river? Answer: These are all money.

15. What occupation is easy to make people change their minds repeatedly in a short time? Answer: Instructors line up.

16. A tramp who has been wandering for many years suddenly stopped wandering one day. Why? A: He is dead.

17. Lao Wangtian is losing his hair every day. Everything is used. There is only one way to make him never lose his hair. What can we do? Answer: Shave.

18. What animal has one foot in the sky, one foot on the ground and one foot in the water? Answer: monsters.

19. It costs 10 cent to buy a pair of high-grade women's leather shoes. How much does it cost to buy one? Answer: One is not for sale.