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49-year-old Yang Kun, who is still single and the wine is worse than the goods, "eats soft rice": Has he ever been popular?
Look at the picture and speak. Yang Kun is wearing tights. Tight clothes not only showed his good figure, but also found that he worked harder. The beauty can't get away, let the netizen write: "(Yang Kun) just wants to spend more time with the beauty."
This is in front of the hotel. It seems that Yang Kun is going to take the beautiful girls to the "Second Scene". But the beauty looked reluctant, shouted "What are you doing" and retreated to the car, much like "the boss forced the female employee to accompany the customer".
Just a staff member came, and he opened Yang Kun's hand to relieve the embarrassment for the beauty. It must be said that it is normal for many "salty pig hands" to do bad things through alcohol.
Indeed, Yang Kun has always been at the boundary between "red and not red", and it is also known as "the singer brings the best goods and drinks the most wine live". After all, the quality of wine in Yang Kun is poor, and the scene of car rollover is not once or twice.
Behind this is Yang Kun's four-year history of "soft food and hard food", which is also a manifestation of his low emotional intelligence after he became famous. At the age of 49, he is still single, but he also has the story of "only loving one person in his life".
Let's learn the story of Yang Kun from the perspectives of drinking, live broadcast and love.
Yang Kun, 1972 12 18 was born in an ordinary family in Kundulun District, Baotou City, Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region. His father taught him from an early age to "study hard and find a factory and an iron rice bowl here in the future", which made Yang Kun very unhappy.
Yang Kun likes watching TV. When he sees the singer singing on the screen, he is also very vain and envious. When he was in primary school, he could recite the songs of his parents' generation by heart. ......
15 years old, graduated from high school in Yang Kun, and wants to apply for the Conservatory of Music. But my father righteously said:
Yang Kun, who has no financial resources, joined Baotou Steel under his father's arrangement. Since he started welding, he still craves music in his "two points and one line" life.
In fact, every one of us has Yang Kun's shadow. We are eager for wealth, but we have to bow to life and live a life we don't like. We are doing things we don't like, but we have a desire for wealth.
On the other hand, Yang Kun has been looking for opportunities to show his musical talent. I won the first prize with an old song in a singing contest held by the company. ......
It is this place that makes Yang Kun see his own strength and prepare to give full play to his musical expertise. 199 1 year, Yang Kun resigned decisively, gave up his "blue collar" job and joined the Inner Mongolia Armed Police Art Troupe.
At that time, Yang Kun had learned to smoke and drink through his "blue-collar career", and in his hopeless life before, he had two more ways to get rid of his troubles. In this way, the art troupe has been continued.
The leaders in the regiment praised him for his "unique voice and a sense of vicissitudes of a mature man", which was very good for Yang Kun, and he wanted to dress himself more artistically and maturely. ......
As a result, he has long hair and often sings after drinking, because he thinks that "when you are in a good state after drinking, you don't have to worry about anything." At that time, his appearance caused a wave, and the girls in the group praised him for "long hair with cigarettes, which is not uncommon."
With the help of the leaders, Yang Kun participated in a large number of cultural performances, gained a profound performance foundation and singing skills, and took time to learn saxophone. However, he went with the flow.
Yang Kun's fame didn't bring her an increase in income because most of the remuneration for the performance had to be turned over to the group. At this time, Yang Kun also began to follow Li Liqun's example and opened a book "Meridian".
1993, Yang Kun resigned from the regiment and went to Beijing to look for opportunities. Just like Zhou Xun, singing in bars, dealing with all kinds of customers every day, and getting a reward.
However, Yang Kun, after all, is a man of backbone, who "only earns clean money and does not flatter others". So after the bar owner asked him to "kiss up" to the guests, he resolutely chose to refuse.
In this way, he sings well and the boss wants to keep him; Because he always contradicts his boss, he is often scolded by his boss and his salary is deducted-so Yang Kun's income always fluctuates greatly. ......
When his income is unstable, Yang Kun often can't pay the rent-so he once set a record of moving 55 times a year/kloc-0, just to find a place with a more suitable price. This sad look is very similar to Fujiang who coded words in front of the computer.
However, people should pay more attention to people around them. Don't leave home when you are chasing Happyness. Because when you need an opportunity, you should often go out to make friends and chat with friends, and there will be a way out.
Just when Yang Kun was about to fail, the only love in his life appeared. Yang Kun also opened the curtain of "eat soft rice", slightly unbearable.
One day, Yang Kun was tired of singing and smoking in the rest area, but he found a group of dancers. In the spirit of "man's true colors", he looked a few more times and found a familiar figure.
One of the women, who used to be his colleague in the art troupe, is called Bai Xue. At that time, the bar was full of the smell of flesh, and Snow White's appearance and temperament, as the name implies, seemed a bit out of place.
Yang Kun stepped forward and said a word, but he was choked by the snow because of the smell of smoke. Helpless, he trampled out the cigarette butt and ran over it ... It was this action that reminded Snow White of her old colleague in the "original unit".
They began to communicate as soon as they met. Snow White knows that Yang Kun is short of money, but she wants to know: Yang Kun is very hungry. She only eats 1 loaf of bread every day, but she still has to set aside money to buy cigarettes ... Is smoking really that good?
Si Nuo generously lent his income to Yang Kun in the hope that his life would be easier. What about Yang Kun? Also very brazenly accepted the money, in their own words:
Later, with gratitude, Yang Kun also completed the road of "love for a long time". Since joining the art troupe, Bai Xue "doesn't know Yang Kun, but has gone deep".
With the power of love, Yang Kun wrote It doesn't matter with the mentality that "the lyrics and arrangement are all his own". But his unique voice is used to the small theater in the bar, which is really out of place.
Therefore, his album road has repeatedly hit a wall, and "It doesn't matter" has also been rejected by many record companies. At that time, Yang Kun smoked more frequently and drank more fiercely, and he was like a walking corpse all day.
At that time, Yang Kun relied on Snow White's salary for food, clothing, housing and transportation, and the salary was used to buy cigarettes and wine. Friends around him also laughed at him for "eating soft rice", which deeply hurt Yang Kun.
After a long time, his mood is inevitably depressed, and the pressure of life has crushed the last straw of emotion. Yang Kun began to lose his temper for no reason, and even played "Don't talk to strangers" to Snow White. ......
In fact, life is like this, and the sweetness between couples is not as good as the reality after cohabitation. There are too many problems, too many contradictions and too many disagreements, which are gradually revealed after cohabitation.
1998, Yang Kun's "Music Dream" was about to go bankrupt, and he heard the news that "a rich man was pursuing snow". After being confirmed in the snow, Yang Kun was silent.
After all, when a man hears that a successful man is pursuing his own woman at the low point of his career, his mood is not only uncomfortable, but also humiliating and ironic.
Although Snow White said that she would not agree to pursue the rich, Yang Kun still felt inferior and broke up with Snow White on the grounds of "not wanting to delay you". After a big fight, they went numb and parted ways.
From then on, Yang Kun ended his life of "eating soft rice" because no one could help him. At that time, he also knew that behind every successful person, there was a bitter history that he insisted on alone.
-so, he began to continue to precipitate his own works and made many changes. And, regroup and recommend yourself to various record companies again. ......
In 2002, Yang Kun welcomed Bole and appreciated his voice very much. As a result, he released his first album "It doesn't matter", which became an instant hit.
This familiar and simple lyric, after being changed, is suspected to be a little more helpless and contemptuous of first love. Perhaps, men can only succeed if they leave those who are affectionate.
Since then, Chen Kun and Xiaogang Feng have created the theme song Niu Sanjin of the movie Mobile Phone and the theme song That Day of the movie world without thieves.
In 2007, Yang Kun left his original record company. One and a half years after Music Gap, he wrote Shepherd, which explained the prosperity of the city and the tranquility of the fields from the origin of whether a record is touching. ......
In 2009, Yang Kun once again released a new song "Empty City", which said, "This city is so empty, and this memory is so intense; This street is full of traffic, who can I hug? " Now it sounds interesting.
Although her career has been greatly improved, Yang Kun is still beautiful. At that time, he began to lose his artistic demeanor in public, regardless of his image and alcohol consumption.
For example, Yang Kun drank some wine before preparing for the performance. When I was on the stage, I stumbled and my center of gravity was unstable, which made the audience see a joke. ......
For example, in order to make money, he began to "walk in the cave" and began to perform in small theaters in the countryside. But before the performance, I have to drink, and I have a pleasant exchange with the "drinking friends" under the stage through drunkenness and madness. ......
It is reported that these "drinking friends" are just ordinary migrant workers in the village.
Over time, Yang Kun's drinking habit is well known-as long as he sees Yang Kun blushing, he thinks he has just drunk. However, after all, Yang Kun, who loves to drink, has repeatedly overturned.
Later, when music was not popular, he also began to take the road of live broadcast with goods by virtue of his fame. After all, Tamia Liu and Victoria are sisters in stock, so his inner dissatisfaction forced him to share a piece of the action.
The cause of rollover is also very simple and not popular enough. Yang Kun once commented that the song of an online celebrity was "What Ghost", and the result was that he replied:
Although the online celebrity was later beaten in the face, a tepid online celebrity dared to be so humiliated by Yang Kun. It is enough to prove that Yang Kun's emotional intelligence and popularity are really low to a certain extent .....
-It is reported that Yang Kun drank wine while evaluating What the Ghost, saying that he was drunk.
Later, it was exposed that Yang Kun brought goods at the concert. As a result, netizens spent 800 yuan on the ticket price, but were forced to watch a promotion in the spirit of listening to songs.
In addition, Yang Kun was exposed that the "pit parking fee" was too high, causing many businesses to operate at a loss. Because the popularity is too low and the wine is too bad, many buyers don't pay the bill, so that businesses can't see hope.
Even if the benefits are not good, Yang Kun will even charge a commission of 20%. Converted down, businesses lose money, only earn a handful of money, but also let Yang Kun earn.
Seeing that he had no market, Yang Kun also improved his acupuncture level. Often attend the activities, ceremonies and opening ceremonies of some enterprises, and gain popularity and income by singing.
It is reported that Yang Kun once had a record of "earning 250,000 yuan for several songs", and he could earn a Passat in just half an hour. I have to say that the star's ability to absorb gold is really not covered.
So far, many netizens are not optimistic about Yang Kun, thinking that he was not really popular from the beginning. -His lack of works, high attitude and low EQ are the main reasons why he is not popular.
Low EQ is manifested in poor wine quality and "eating soft rice". Too many popular songs make classics such as Empty City and Shepherd a satire, which is a pity.
However, Yang Kun is still relatively red, but the red place is not in the entertainment circle. It is reported that Yang Kun recently gave a free performance at a construction site ... just to show off the migrant workers!
The straight pants in the picture make him wear a "fruit stamp" (this word is a northern dialect, do you have any friends who understand it? ), the collocation of clothes is also a bit awkward, but the performance is very devoted.
However, the real star should be the protagonist, performing on a small stage. After all, art knows no boundaries or regions. An actor who blindly pursues good roles and scripts is not a good actor.
Only artists who dare to challenge and shine on any stage are good artists. Zu Feng, Zhang Jiayi and Andy Lau all deserve admiration, especially Andy Lau.
Now, 49-year-old Yang Kun has been single since breaking up with Snow White. Perhaps, true love will only appear once, and those who can't grasp it will regret it for a lifetime.
Time flies like water, too fast. Some stories were written yesterday and haven't really started yet; Some people become passers-by before they fall in love. ......
Do you know Yang Kun? Do you think he has ever been popular?
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