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Seek pride. Chapter 30 The Qin Dynasty has come out.
"Feng Yun elder brother, what's the matter? Did you have a conflict with someone? " Yang Ye and others also asked.
"Well, I'm sorry, Korean brothers. You told us not to make trouble before, and I ... "Aofeng smiled guiltily, but was interrupted by Qing Xue's eyebrows:" Stop talking about this and tell my brother which tribe or clan hurt you! Big brother gives you a fair! "
"Yes, Feng Yun's little brother, tell us who is such an asshole, and we will beat him with the adults of the legion!"
"Are you kidding? Even our revolutionary brothers dare to hurt him. He has no patience! "
All the people were enraged, clenched their fists and waved. Qing Xue doesn't want to make conspicuous things at this point, but that doesn't mean they are good at bullying! Their Lord has been hurt, how can they submit to humiliation?
Seeing that everyone was so protective of her, Aofeng smiled with emotion, but shook his head and said, "It's not that I didn't say anything, but that I don't know him. The man covered his face with a gray cloak, and I didn't even see what he looked like. I was walking by the Blackwater Lake just now, and he bit me for no reason. He is a mad dog! By the way, there are two bitches next to him, obviously rabies! "
Ran angrily, AoFeng still very angry. If it weren't for the two women in Xiang dialect, there would be nothing later. Sooner or later, she will settle accounts with them!
The white tiger Lord hid with one punch, but he didn't leave, but hid in the nearby crowd. Ao Fengneng can clearly feel his position when he marks it, so he didn't say it directly, just scolded 1 obliquely.
Very not easy after this guy, she didn't want to give up, this guy should still don't know, she already knows the identity of his white tiger master, Qing Xue didn't catch him, and the plan will continue. That's best. Even if we tell Qing Xue who he is now, we won't kill him, and it's easy to startle him. Might as well play dirty games with him. She still doesn't believe in playing dirty, but he can't Along the way, she will also take care of him!
The location of the mark obviously trembled a few times, and it was obvious that the white tiger owner was angry with her "mad dog" again.
"You mean the owner of a wandering adventurer?" They looked at each other, speechless.
It's really hard to find a wandering adventurer with a withdrawn personality. Some masters have really strange personalities. A murderous guy who has nothing to do with you will cut you. You can only admit that you are unlucky when you meet such a person.
"Estimation is you this little guy temper is too proud, clashed with others, have to play hardball. Last time, big brother said not to always do dangerous things. Why don't you listen! If you meet an opponent who is stronger than you in this way, you will easily suffer! " Xue Qin stared at her, proud of her character, and he almost knew that this deadly little thing almost never knew how to write the word "bow". Although her spirit was commendable, she had to worry about her.
Qing Xue's tone was harsh, but the deep concern in his voice warmed Aofeng's heart. Leaning against his generous mind, he blinked and whispered, "Sorry, Brother Han, I won't do it next time."
"Alas ... you little fellow!" Xue Qin is really angry with her. As soon as Aofeng approached, his tone slowed down unconsciously. He touched her black hair helplessly and added, "Big Brother doesn't object to you going out to get into trouble, but at least I can help you out at any time in case of an accident, you know?"
In fact, the arrogance of the arrogant wind is also quite cute. Tyrannosaurus rex feels strange when it doesn't breathe fire. After all, Qing Xue just didn't want to put her in danger. A situation like today is simply testing the endurance of his heart!
Aofeng nodded and smiled: "Brother Han, that's very kind of you."
"Ahem, brother Feng Yun, I think you'd better go back and cultivate one's morality. You must leave early tomorrow morning. Then don't get hurt. Don't go out again this afternoon! " Yang jiye coughed bitterly for the nth time, interrupting the strange and ambiguous atmosphere between the two. They all looked at Feng Ao with a straight face and nodded unanimously, all of which were expressions of approval.
AoFeng suddenly sweating like a pig. Is she the guy who has a hateful face and can recruit enemies everywhere in everyone's eyes?
"Isn't it?" Red doesn't touch your chin with your hands in the magic beast space.
Ao Feng: "..."
"Don't worry, Master Yang, I just want to toss and turn." Proud wind with a wry smile, the blow of the white tiger Lord is really hard enough. Up to now, her body is still stiff and can't move, but she has successfully mastered the great trouble in my heart, and there is nothing else to worry about. She is in a very relaxed mood now, just waiting to explore the ruins.
"I sent Xiaofeng back to rest." Xue Qin returned to the tent with Aofeng, who put his heart down and began to practice, absorbing external energy to repair the damaged body. With the help of magical energy, her resilience is amazing. It takes a normal person at least a whole day to recover, but it only takes her a few hours to fully recover.
I have nothing to say all night.
The next morning, Aofeng opened his eyes in high spirits, and there seemed to be a frightening flash in his dark eyes. The state has been adjusted to the best, so he opened the curtains and walked out of the tent.
The sun has been rising for a long time, and the people in the camp have basically packed their things and lined up. Qing Xue and others were afraid that she didn't handle the injury properly and didn't bother her. Until now, there have been few other adventurers around the camp, and all major tribes and teams have concentrated on the Blackwater Lake.
"Lord Feng Yun is out!" Seeing the arrogant wind, several strong men cried in surprise.
Everyone looked up and Qing Xue waved to her. Aofeng shot an arrow at him. The tall man put his arm around her shoulder and looked her up and down. This just nodded with satisfaction: "Xiaofeng recovered well."
"Of course, how can you always let Brother Han worry!" AoFeng smiled, but saw Qing Yang. Left and Qin Chihan came along. When the three of them came back yesterday, Aofeng had already started to meditate. They were arranged in other tents and came to Aofeng's side. And Qin Chihan looks like gloating.
"Feng Yun Corona, I heard that you were seriously injured yesterday?" A sneer came from Aofeng's ear. I want to know who it is.
"Yes, it's bad luck to be bitten by a mad dog!" Aofeng sighed gloomily, gave him another squint and continued to sigh: "But Qin Chi Hanmian actually likes to make friends with mad dogs, and he is a bald dog. His taste is really pleasing. "
This sentence hurt two people at the same time, not only Qin Chihan's face froze, but also the distinctive mark in the crowd not far away shook violently. The man clearly brought a hidden phantom, but he was still trembling with anger, as if he had exhausted all his strength to suppress the impulse to erupt.
"I can't beat you, I'll make you angry!" AoFeng touching his chin, expression is very evil. At present, it is impossible for the man to rush out and turn against her anyway. She has nothing to hide.
No one noticed the infighting between the two men. Qing Xue has given the order: "Let's go there and concentrate."
A group of people soon came to the Black Rock Waterfall, surrounded by darkness, but the army did not move. A small group of people gathered directly below the waterfall, and I don't know what to discuss. Look carefully, those people are all strong kings, at least 20 of them!
"Psst, Duo Wang!"
"There are so many strong people rushed to the scene! Hey, isn't that the blood class? "
"And that, that seems to be a famous wandering tribe stardust tribe, here they are! Their boss is still an arrogant king! "
Seeing so many strong men at once, the revolutionary army, which is used to seeing great men, can't help but marvel. But in their view, no matter how strong the wanderer outside is, he is also the king of the seven swords, and the strength of magic practitioners and non-magic practitioners is different.
"Not to say that the vast plains only mad Wolf this garbage king? Where did all these people come from? Does the king like Chinese cabbage so much? " Aofeng is also speechless. She hasn't been king for a few days, and she thinks she should be a junior in the Qin Dynasty. I don't know how many amazing people shouted out before they caught their breath, which seriously hit her self-confidence.
"The area of Taikoo Lin is quite large, surrounded by seven or eight plains and highlands. What is a vast plain? Moreover, there are still some teams stationed in Taikooli all the year round to excavate the remains, and these people are not bad. " Qing Xue looked at her with some funny way:
"There are many kings in the Qin Dynasty, but they generally don't show up. Some masters may not be interested in the remains of kings, but the remains of great kings will not be missed. This is when the news spread too short. If it is a month later, there will be at least a thousand kings here. "
"One thousand people ..." Aofeng listened to this scary number speechless, but you think about it, Qin Jieguang's 64 main city tribes have tens of thousands of kings, and it seems that it's no big deal to come to one thousand. It's usually hard to see because the area is too wide.
Seeing a group of people discussing, Aofeng wondered again: "Why don't these people start work? What are they doing? "
When she spoke, she didn't hide her voice, and everyone around her could hear her. A tramp next to her complained and replied, "Well, it's not that we don't want to start, but that we can't open the door of the ruins at all!"! Those twenty sires tried in turn, but even your Majesty Wang Xingchen, the strongest of the seven swords, couldn't open the door. The owner of this relic is really abnormal! "
"ah? Access control? " Qi qi and ao feng and others were one leng, and then suddenly realized that these people were the remains of great kings who were rejected by the magic circle. ...
The king is still upward, and every tomb will be banned by the entrance magic array. According to the strength, the power of the magic circle is different. Huo used to be the king of the nine planets. Is there a good relationship between his tomb and the magic array? Don't say it is broken. Insufficient strength, even the door can't get in!
The scene of tens of thousands of people standing at the door and staring at their eyes in a hurry is really funny, but they are afraid to rush in directly. The kings who learned from the past are still lying in bed, and the kings are miserable. Aren't they dead when they go in?
"What are they going to do?" A proud wind and frown asked.
"Seems to want to, oh, look! ..... "Halfway through, the man suddenly got excited and pointed to the front. Other adventurers from all directions also got excited and quarreled at this time.
A look over there, AoFeng and others will know what is going on. Twenty kings flew together, scattered around a burly man. This man has short hair like a steel needle, a huge sword on his back, and a strong breath in his body. Presumably, that is the only king in that group.
This man was a famous strong man in Demonbane's double major in Qin Dynasty. He casually pulled out the giant sword behind him and drank it. The blade is connected, and the 3,000-meter-high Black Rock Waterfall slowly separates like a water curtain under this sword!
"It's the strong gathered. This person is so horrible that even the Qishui Waterfall can crack so easily! " Proud wind secretly horrified bursts, you know, there is a big gap between the weight of strange water and ordinary water. Ternary heavy water is called heavy water because of its amazing weight. So much water rushing down at a height of 3 kilometers is not easy to stop, let alone split in the opposite direction!
The shocking scene not only scared the arrogant wind, but also scared the surrounding birds.
After the separation of the Black Waterfall, the entrance of the remains behind the Waterfall was revealed. This entrance turned out to be blood red. It doesn't look like a cave, but like a dimensional gate. Countless energy and stars gather in the middle, just like a maw, as if to swallow people up!
"Do it!" Stardust king's eyes are like electricity. Drink up!
Twenty kings acted quickly at once, and the force of soul cohesion in their hands came together to form a huge gray force of soul beam in the air, hitting the center of the red dimension gate! When have most people present seen so many kings fighting together? One by one, his throat was dry, his eyes were straight, and he stared desperately for fear of missing a little detail.
However, at this time, the door of the red dimension suddenly burst into strange brilliance, and a wisp of enchanting red flame suddenly burned at the moment when the force of human soul touched the enchantment! And at this moment, it burns back in the opposite direction along the beam of soul force!
This burning speed is too fast. Although there are many souls of kings, they still can't keep up with the consumption speed. At first, they left some ripples on the door, but soon they couldn't touch the barrier at the door. The flame burned faster and faster, and soon it reached the end of the giant light column, where everyone gathered their strength. "bang!" Spread out loudly and rush to twenty kings!
"Get out!" Seeing that the situation was not good, the stardust king quickly stopped drinking.
Other kings withdrew their hands and retreated, but a lot of sparks poured out of the sky, burning a few slow-moving guys in a big mess.
"Depend, so all not line? Are you kidding! " They stared straight in the eyes, which was almost crazy. Twenty kings can't open the door of the tomb together. Do you have this bt thing?
"Cold brother!" Proud also can't help but moved, involuntarily look at Qing Xue.
Qing Xue shook his head with a wry smile: "Xiao Feng doesn't need to look at me. Among these twenty kings, there are also seven swords kings. In terms of energy, they are not far from me. I'm afraid I can't open this ban. Lord Hollin's strength is really terrible. The sky is full of fire, and Kirin, the legendary core relic of Warcraft's life, is really on fire. Your majesty has a headache, not to mention our king. Fortunately, we didn't come in advance, and we came in vain. "
"Legion grew up people all not line? Then ... how can we explore it? " The revolutionary army looked at each other, speechless. This adult Hollin is too big, and he will give everyone a scare when he enters the door!
Twenty kings flew down again and gathered together, but they couldn't frown and shake their heads. They can't break into houses in this way, and they have no other choice. A group of people stood at the gate of the ruins, unable to enter or retreat. They were a little embarrassed at the time.
At this time, someone suddenly shouted in the distance: "the messenger of the imperial tribe is coming!" " "Then, look over there and there is a large group of strong people flying over.
Headed by a white face, stiff appearance, looks very arrogant, and the potential pressure on his body is unabashed. You can tell at a glance that he is definitely a strong king with more than seven swords! Although looks different, AoFeng still see that it is qin. This guy's face is too similar to Qin Chihan's. He can only change it slightly by some means, and he is suspected of being a revolutionary army.
Behind him are thousands of mighty kings, semi-kings, and a group of high lords with good meanings. Thirteen kings of many tribes in Qingyang city, such as Jintian and Rosen, walked in the first row, followed by the semi-king camp and the big lords.
Aofeng's eyes swept away, and I saw two prominent figures in the group, one white and one black, smiling at the corners of their mouths. Thousands of people died, and Yin Fu really broke through. Now one of them is half a king, and the other is a high-ranking Lord with good intentions. They are cheerful and energetic, which I haven't seen for many days. Aofeng really misses them a little.
Two people were talking with their heads down when they suddenly noticed something. Four bright eyes looked up in the direction of the proud wind, and together they showed meaningful eyes.
"Blade arrow feather, refining soul is successful." Magic beast space red suddenly way.
"Ah?" Aofeng was shocked and immediately reacted with surprise: "You mean they are also advanced kings? Why so soon? How do you know? "
Red light snorted and explained, "Qian Mo Dao and Yin Fu's silver arrow are the two corners of Warcraft, and the fluctuation of wood is different from before. And as a legendary Warcraft, I haven't succeeded in refining my soul in the Qin Dynasty for almost a year. I'd better burp quickly, so as not to lose the face of our elemental king! In my opinion, they are slow enough. It took them decades to reach this level! "
Aofeng listened to the madness and sweated, and measured other Warcraft with the standard of Red Blood King. Isn't this forcing people to jump off a building? However, after hearing the last sentence, she was a little curious: "How many decades have you been born? Aren't you born for decades? "
"Well ... this ..." The red voice suddenly dropped.
Seeing this reaction, Aofeng became more and more curious and asked, "I said, how old are you?" What you said before was tens of thousands of years ago. I always thought you were an old monster, didn't you? "
"Depend! That will be a day! Inherited memory is inherited memory, not actual age! In fact, the great king just ... "When Chiyi heard Aofeng think he was an old monster, he was furious at once, but he stopped abruptly in the middle of the conversation, coughed and continued coldly and seriously:" This is the highest private secret of the king! "
Ao Feng: "..."
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