A light and funny joke.

The best reason

After dinner, I washed the dishes, and my wife sat on the sofa giggling; My wife is still sitting watching TV after I clean the floor. I said, can you help me? She said, I don't want to move. I said, why do you always sit on the sofa and watch TV? I have to clean the floor! She said: You can't compete with me. I have a good husband. Do you know that?/You know what?

Lengthened tofu

In a restaurant, a man pointed to a tofu more than two meters long in the dish and shouted, What ears do you have? I ordered homemade tofu! ? When the chef heard this, he wondered: Isn't it long enough? ...

Giraffes and civet cats

Giraffe and civet cat got married, and a year later giraffe filed for divorce: I don't want to jump up and down any more! Civet cat is furious: Leave it alone! Who has seen kissing and climbing trees!

Miser-miser

One day, the rooster fell into the water and shouted for help. The duck swimming in the river immediately swam to it and shouted. Give me your hand quickly. ? The rooster said, no, it will pluck my beautiful feathers. I am a miser. ? So the rooster finally drowned in the river.

Polar bears come to hot cities.

Polar bears were taken to a hot city by wolves. The polar bear said. It's too hot here. I'm going back to the North Pole. ? The wolf smiled. I have prepared for you for a long time. Wait a minute. After I deal with you, you can move into this refrigerator. The temperature inside is the same as that in the North Pole, and there are many pigs to accompany you, which won't make you lonely. ?

The shorter the better.

Teacher:? Please make sentences with "you" and "you". The shorter the sentence, the better! ? Xiaoming:? Double! ? Teacher:? That makes sense. I can't find a reason to let you go! ?

Mysterious man

It is said that the fat man's Tintin is small and the big nose's Tintin is big. Think of Bajie, how fascinating!

Aunt son

Going out for dinner with classmates, one classmate said in an ostentatious manner that his sister-in-law showed her thighs, hugged him, held his hand and kissed him all day. What's more, she changed her clothes in front of him as if nothing had happened. We all thought he was bragging. I went to his house on a business trip to see if his sister-in-law was really like what he said! Sure enough, he didn't lie to us. I was shocked! Her sister-in-law is five years old!

What do you like best about me?

Wife:? What part of me do you like best? Husband:? Back of the head? Wife:? Why? Husband:? Because that means you're gone. ?